-> "Run Into Somebody That I Used To Know"
Original Song Title:
"Somebody That I Used To Know"
Parody Song Title:
"Run Into Somebody That I Used To Know"
The Lyrics
Shopping time, I’m at Walmart; it takes forever
My list is growing, full of things I need to buy
Got the milk, I’ve got the meat and cheese
I’ve got the Lysol, got Tide and Febreze
I’ll head to produce ‘cause I need a fresh cucumber
As I’m stacking veggies in a lit-tle plastic baggie
I hear a voice across the way, FRIEND of a friend
I feel my muscles tighten, jaw I clench
Scared they’ll see me now, can’t move an inch
Deer in the headlights; I see THEM walking over
As they wave I wipe my MAD face off
Make believe that I am happy and that we are buddies
Not someone I’ve been thinking of
Wanna treat ‘em like a stranger
Not keep small talk up
But I really have no place to go
Hear their tales about their kids and
All a-bout their summer
I’d rather sift through garbage though
Than run into somebody that I used to know
Run into somebody that I used to know
Run into somebody that I used to know
Can’t believe how freaking long that took ‘til it was over
Now I am rid of ‘em and I gotta get hamburger buns
I see my former High School flame
If he spots me it’ll be so lame
I duck back in the junk food row
Just to save myself from running into someone that I used to know!
Then my fourth grade teacher cuts me off
Asks me if I’ve got a husband and three kids or somethin’
Escape is what I’m dreamin’ of
My head is now in danger
Of exploding—PUFF!
So I cut around the cookie dough
Build a Toll House roll protector
As a shield from someone
Off of a cliff I’d rather go
Than run into somebody that I used to know
Somebody
That I used to know
Somebody
(Avoidin’ somebody that I used to know)
That I used to know
Somebody that I used to know
Somebody
(Somebody)
(Hidin’ from somebody that I used to know)
I used to know
That I used to know
I used to know
Somebody
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