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Song Parodies -> "Love Pretender"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Love Pretender"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Love pretender
Such a cheat
He philanders so
Picks up women on the street
Thinks I'll never know

We're not married
I can't sue
Legally, I'm screwed
But I know just what I'll do
To punish this dude

He needs help in-
-Side his pants
Takes a small blue pill
I'll switch them with Tic Tac mints
His libido kill

Love pretender
Now it's clear
He'll frolic no more
Nor will he tame my frontier
I don't do man whores!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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John Barry - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't think I've ever seen "philander" in a parody before. Nice job.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
If he needed blue pills with you he probably was a gay in denial in the first place anyway, you go grrrrl! :-)
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
the tic tac line made me blow milk out of my nose
Matthias - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't do man whores either.... I think that's because I'm straight and not because they do like hundreds of girls, but still I don't do them!
AFW - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well done...reads very smooth..great ending..
PMS - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like that guy ain't nothin but a horn dog
Michael Pacholek - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Uh, maybe I better not say anything here...
Stuart McArthur - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
if he's stupid enough to swallow the tic-tac switcheroo (let alone the tic-tacs) well that alone should be enough of a "sexual disincentive" - your pacing was a good example of intuitive conversational rhythms, Arwen, which I reckon MAKES a good parody - 555
Stuart McArthur - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
btw, out the window now goes my "Love me, Brenda" - (grrrrr)
Charley Tuna - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey man-hater,I'll write one for you;"Big rear end,dear..."Men are polygamous by nature,deal with it!!!
Arwen - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
John...I try really hard to be a pioneer in this business...; ) Thanks!

K1...well aren't you a flatterer? Thanks very much!

Alvin...sweet! I've been trying to write something that would have that effect on you for ages! Victory at last!

Matthias...good to know! You might want to put that on your resume...it's done wonders for me...; )

AFW...thanks very much!

PMS...hee! Perfect comment! Thanks!

Mister Pacholek...hmmmm? What's that? Spill it, buddy!

Stuart...I don't know what you're even talking about with all those big words...but I noticed the 5s...so thanks. ; )

Stuart...(again)...HA HA HA!! Two victories in one comment thread! This is the best day ever!!

Charley Tuna Jeffs...ordinarily, I'd point out that the funniest thing about your comment is the fact that your space bar seems to have lost it's functionality. However, the notion that ANYONE would consider me...ME???...to be a man-hater is probably the most hiliarious thing I'll hear all week. Seriously...do the research...you'll see the error of your ways.

And, for the record, I have a feeling that, while your "nature" would have you be polygamous, you really don't get the opportunity to take advantage of it all that often, do you? Just a guess...thanks for stopping by!
Susanna Viljanen - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, so you've hit The Wanderer (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeachboys106.shtml) too?
Stuart McArthur - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I - think - your - song - was - good


(indubitably)
Arwen - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Susanna...he DOES get around. That's his nature after all...; )

Stuart...Ummm...could you dumb it down for me a little bit? ; )
Jeff Reuben - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
At least he'll have nice breath after you pull the switcheroo =)
tomario - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DEC:- loved the tactics with the tic-tacs
bobpiecheese - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 3) Umm...where's the rest of it? The song goes for 2:44 minutes...how come you only have 4 verses? Just wondering. Apart from that little quibble, it was pretty good.
Stuart McArthur - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(dec3) see above - don't want to overreiterate ;-)
Jeff Reuben - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
See above...poor dude =)
Kristof Robertson - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC3) Hey! This Viagra has given me fresh breath and a ring of confidence! Huh?? Loved it, sweetie. 555
Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) The "Tic Tac" line wins this for me!
Josh 2 - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
D/w arwen, i can look after you. 5s lol

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