Song Parodies -> "Eyeshadow"

Original Song Title:

"Moonshadow"

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Original Performer:

"Eyeshadow"

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The Lyrics

Oh, try gettin' fancy with your eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow
Get you a fella with some eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow

'Cause if you want to get a man
Look as cheap as you can
And get fake nails upon your hands
So you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo—will be the one they adore

And wear a skirt to show your thighs
When he walks by, bat your eyes
Just shake your tush, stare at his fly
So you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo...will soon have suitors galore

And, try gettin' fancy with your eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow
Get you a fella with some eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow

Wear fishnet stockings on your legs
Don't put out...unless he begs
And when he compliments your "kegs"
Just smi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ile, although you are not a whore

If all else fails, just use your pout
If you're stuck in a lovin' drought
It's something men can't figure out
And you-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo...you won't be alone...

“Did it take long to find me?”
You ask, and smile just right
“Did it take long to find me?”
Then say you wanna spend the night

Oh, keep gettin' fancy with your eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow
Get you a hottie with some eyeshadow
Eyeshadow, eyeshadow

Eyeshadow, eyeshadow

Eyeshadow, eyeshadow

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McKludge - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment

"You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore." - Charlie Sheen in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

555 different shades for you, Arwen.

Michael Pacholek - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment

Don't know the original song (not a Stevens fan), but it's good to have the Queen back!

Ashkicksass - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment

I love this! It has inspired me to go out and get some red and yellow eyeshadow. If that doesn't make the men chase me, I don't know what will!

alvin - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment

yep, i'm a sucker for all that stuff...especially the pout

2Eagle - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment

I missed you. Actually I would rather do without.

Matthias - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment

"Get you a fella with some eyeshadow", So you want Captain Jack Sparrow too?

Dee Range - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment

"Don't put out until he begs" had me howling, from personal experience. This begs for fives. Truth and humor combined=fantastic

Arwen - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment

McKludge...hee! I love FB's Day Off...a classic. Thanks a bunch! =)

Michael...I could say that it's good to be back...but I never really left. I'm always checking in on you...even when I'm not writing. I DO love it when I'm actually able to get something written, though. I feel a prolific summer coming on. =)

Ash...the men are already chasing you...admit it! But...if you add the red and yellow eyeshadow...you might get some women, too. ; )

Alvin...hee hee...mission accomplished, then. =)

2Eagle...I'm confused. You missed me...but you'd rather I hadn't come back? How sad am I, now?

Matthias...oh you've got me. I didn't have him in mind when I wrote this...but I do now. Captain Jack. What I wouldn't do for that man...

Dee...=) Thanks very much...that was a favorite line of mine, too...though I swear it's not really a favorite practice of mine...; )

Lee O. - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Very funny! I must say I do like Matthias' alternate interpretation of "get you a fella with some eyeshadow": Arwen is lusting after Jack Sparrow; Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow...

Arwen - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Glad you liked it, Leo...it's always fun to see you drop by! And, for the record, I AM lusting for said Captain. He's just yummy...

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