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Song Parodies -> "Could I Have a Tiny Little Kiss, Miss?"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Could I Have a Tiny Little Kiss, Miss?"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

"Could I have a tiny little kiss, Miss?
It would make my night..."
That come on could not have filled me with more fright

"All I want is just a single kiss, Miss...
No? What are you, gay?"
What makes him think he could win my heart that way?

"Here's a car, please don't be amazed,
If you give in there'll be more..."
Great, he can't think of anything
Sweeter than "Aren't you a whore?"

It appears he's wearing pants of leather...
Force a smile somehow
If he asks again I swear I'll have a cow...
"Say, can't I have a friendly little kiss, Miss..."
*POW!*

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Phil Alexander - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
:-)
Adam Eccleshall - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Tech Support Fred strikes again? :-) 5's
Jeff Reuben - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Short and sweet (just like you!)
Leo Jay - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Really, really nice.
Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil...:-) right back atcha!

Adam...pretty close, actually. Although...TSF couldn't afford to give me a car. Bastard.

Jeff...awww...thanks, buddy! =)

Leo...thanks a bunch...=)
alvin rhodes - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
mistletoe can be more dangerous than poison ivy, to be sure...5s
Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, alvin!!
Ashkicksass - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
"I swear I'll have a cow!" was my favorite. LOL! Looks like someone is in the holiday spirit, and how!
John Barry - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title; great ending.
Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ash...I liked that line, too...thanks! And yeah...being home...in my pajamas...knowing that I don't have to go back to work until 2005...yeah...it makes me feel pretty spirited...; )
Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow...I keep commenting at the same time as other people and missing folks...eeek!

Thanks, John!
Ashkicksass - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
"Sitting home in my pajamas..."

Oh shut the hell up! >: (
Serafina - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it! I cracked up reading this one! I give it my usual 5-5-5.

I will not be working tomorrow (since my office is closed), so have yourself a merry little Christmas, Arwen! :)
Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Ash....=) You know that you love me...be bitter all you want...but you cannot escape it.

Serafina...thanks! Merry Christmas to you, too!!
Kristof Robertson - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This is actually about Fred's brother...Exec Tech Support Ted. Same creep...different job description. And if I don't get to write again..have the bestest Merry Christmas, sweet elf!! 555
Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee, Kristof! =)
Stuart McArthur - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, I could almost feel that "POW", all the way over here, being home, in my speedos, knowing that I don't have to get out of the pool until 2005 - LOL Arwen - loved "kiss miss" for "Christmas" btw.......(er, no I didn't >:( ) - 555
Stray Pooch - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Arwen, and impeccably constructed. 5's of course. I loved "kiss, miss, POW!" And the "whore" line cracked me up.
John Jenkins - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well developed, Arwen. Let's hope you didn't injure your hand executing the POW.
Arwen - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart...I thought we'd talked about you dropping the speedo images in the middle of the comments. Come ON! ; ) Thanks...

Stray...thanks a bunch, Pooch! The whore line was lovely, I agree...=)

John...thanks for your concern...but after a certain number of wallops to pushy perverts' faces, you kind of get used to it...=)
Stuart McArthur - December 25, 2004 - Report this comment
aww, Arwen, you're just setting me up, but okay, I'll run with it.....

"okay, Arwen, dropping the speedos - NOW!"

(boom tish!)
Arwen - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh give me a break!
2nz - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, I get to be the official mistletoe-hat-wearing creepy guy. "Hey Jim, I'd like to process HER claims... I'd like to shovel HER driveway... I'd like to... Jim, where'd ya go?" Merry Christmas many months early (or late) and good parody, you sexy elf, you (not the Santa slave labor kind).
Arwen - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe...thanks, 2nz...I know you're not REALLY that creepy guy!

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