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Song Parodies -> "The Worst Day Ever (An Anti-Trampoline Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Worst Day Ever (An Anti-Trampoline Song)"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Since the day...that I was born
Grace has not...come eas-i-ly
So you'd hope...that I'd think twice
'Fore I'd jump...on trampolines

But I thought..."This will be fun"
And was on...bounce seven-teen
When I fell...ev'ry which way
On that blas...ted trampoline

Sprained my knee on a dodgy trampoline
Cunning trampoline
Crafty trampoline
With-out it, how much better off I'd been
Nasty trampoline
Dirty trampoline

After that...my leg was sore
Out of ice I went...to the store
"Serve Yourself"...the sign did say

(Listen to the trumpets play as you imagine what might happen when a
graceful gal like myself reaches too far into an ice machine)

I slipped and toppled in the ice machine
Ancient ice machine
Freezing ice machine
Not much air left inside this ice machine
Why an ice machine?
Die in ice machine?!?

"Someone help...me if you please!"
And my rescuer...was rude indeed (was rude indeed!)
"Who are you?" (who are you?)
I said to he (said to he)
Ski-mask fellow (ski-mask fellow)
Threat-en-ing! (threatening!)

No-bo-dy even tried to intervene
As we fled the scene
Gosh this guy is mean
In his trunk now, it smells like gasoline
Yeah, it's far from clean
Think I stained my jeans

Prob'ly serve me with wine and fava beans
Treat me like cuisine
Just a tad obscene
I'd be free if not for that trampoline
Wicked trampoline
Evil trampoline!

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Weird Bob Schnautz - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! Publish it!
Susanna Viljanen - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
At least it was not pole-vaulting :-) 555
Ashkicksass - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This makes me want to jump! Or bounce. Or topple into an ice machine. One of those. FREAKING AWESOME JOB!!
alvin rhodes - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
i always figured you were a bit of a trampoliner...bouncy fun
Agrimorfee - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Bouncy number with an unexpected plotline.
Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Trampoline: ouch! Ice machine: ARGH! Guy in ski-mask: it's only then that you realize you should've gotten insurance.
Michael Pacholek - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Sometimes, a trampoline is un-bear-able! (The only people who will get that joke watch ESPN's "Pardon the Interruption.") Susanna: She's already done some Pole-vaulting, if ya know what I mean. Ash: I think you've missed the point of the parody, but, hey, if you wanna get on a trampoline, can I watch? Sir Bertram: Ski masks? Nobody ever expects the Swiss Inquisition!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
On a trampoline? With your record?

You're as bold as a married gay marine
Married gay marine
Married gay marine
You're as bold as a pirate who's a queen
Pirate who's a queen
Pirate who's a queen

Or something like that. ;-)
Lionel Mertens - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Bad way to jump start the day. But fun to sing. 5's
Serafina - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey!! Another great little ditty there, Arwen!! I haven't jumped on a trampoline in years...however, anytime I did, I never got seriously hurt. Anyways...I hope you're doin' fine overall; I'm doing quite well. I turn 31 in just four days, so I'm lookin' forward to partying. (Not on a dreaded trampoline, though!) =) Oh, and here's a 5-5-5. :)
PMS - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Read this song and I turned with envy green! Turned with envy green Turned with envy green. You of clever parodies are queen Yet you keep them clean They're never obscene 555 to the 555th power!
Stuart McArthur - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
there were two points where fate seemed to have plotted against you - allowing you to get to bounce 17 for starters (if you'd stopped at 16 like a sensible bouncer, there would have been no toppling later on) - and secondly, that your call for assistance coincided exactly with the sinister activities of an ice-shop-raiding terrorist who not only was keen to see where the call was coming from and who saw possibilities in carrying you out of the ice machine, but who happened to have enough room in his stinking trunk to squeeze a (hardly-struggling) fully-grown gal like yourself - those are some tough breaks Arwen - hilarious OS to choose, and a whacky write - 555
Kristof Robertson - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This is farce of the highest order...as the situations got more and more surreal, my funny bone got tickled harder. Great job! 555
Johnny D - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll vote fives for the Super Elven Queen
Super Elven Queen
Super Elven Queen
Her brain's one awesome Parody Machine
Parody Machine
Parody Machine !!!
Ferragamo - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't much care for the last part...but it was nicely written. 5-5-5 from me anyway! :D
Arwen - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Weird Bob...I think I might publish it on a website or something...oh, wait...; ) Thanks!

Susanna...well, aren't you a Pollyanna...excellent point!

Ashkicker...thanks a MILLION! It always makes me so happy to see you on the site...and even happier to see you topple into an ice machine...or at least imagine it...

Alvin...thanks very much!!

Agrimorfee...I know that most of my parodies are about how hot I am...or how hot Mr. Vin Diesel is...or how hot we would be together...but you know, I sometimes try to be unpredictable. ; ) Thanks!

Sir Bertram...thanks.

Michael...I tried to be aghast at your comment to Susanna...and then again at your comment to Ash...but I just kept giggling. Hee! Thanks a ton!

K1...I know, I know...I have no excuse. You're right. It's ridiculous.

Lionel...=) NOW you tell me...thanks!

Serafina...I'm glad you liked it. And, I hope you have a great birthday! From now on I'm going to take pleasure in the fact that you're older than I am. Hee!

PMS...no need to be jealous...I'm the one who's stuck in a maniac's trunk, with a swollen knee, frostbite on the entire lower half of my body, while wearing dirty jeans. ; ) Thanks!!

Stuart...And that, my friends, is why Fate and I are always in a fight. Fate is the personification of "Bastard." Thanks!

Kristof...tickling your...um...funny bone...is one of my favorite things to do! ; ) Thanks!

Johnny...hehehe...thanks a bunch!

Ferragamo...well, as long as I can live up to your standards two-thirds of the time, I'll be okay...; ) Thanks!
Jeff Reuben - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Missed it the first time around, it had it's ups and downs. Funny stuff, as usual!
Arwen - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Jeff...hee! Thanks!
Agrimorfee - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above
The Charnstar - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) O.. M.. G... I can so relate with this song.. 5-5-5
Chris Bodily TM - August 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What else can I say but Fab? I loved the ridiculous situation, the clever lyrics, the title subs, the alternating choruses, and that ice machine must be a terrible place to get stuck. I must give you fives for your lament.
paula miconas silos miconas - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) is ingenius!! funny as and crazy!! i loved it.. ill definately remember this one!! very original plot it was really good!!!
Michael McVey - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Was that Psycho II or III? Great spoof, will make me think twice about this particular activity. -- MM
Kristof Robertson - August 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Arwenesque in all it's glory. Nuff said
Rick C - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Fun one, Arwen. 555
Matthias - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't blame him, I'd eat you too.... 5's
Max Power - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-What Rick C said.
Cat - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wow, Arwen. What a great song, and ignore that Ferragamo dude, your usual little plot twists were put to GREAT use. And speaking of trampolines, you could quite possibly do another anti-trampoline song to a different OS I was thinking of as I was reading this, one guess as to what it is....

Oh, curse this trampoline, man!
Its bounce won't please me
I've been stuck up in this tree for seven hours now...

You do the rest!
Ferragamo to Cat - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sorry if I offended anyone with my comment; I was just expressing my opinions. Can't you just show even the slightest ounce of respect?
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - See above.
Stuart McArthur - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) yes that "fate" seems to be even more of a bastard than, well, modesty prevents me from saying....VERY funny stuff Arwen - it has that delicious coincidence of perfect wacky OS for a perfect wacky tale
bobpiecheese - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Now that was a bad day. Well done, Arwen, and thank you for parodying the ONLY BEATLES SONG I KNOW.
Red Ant - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Quite a story from a jump on a trampoline to winding up in the trunk of a car! I liked the ice machine part best though. The variations of the title line were great, too. Nice work, Arwen!
Johnny D - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above, for The Super Elven Queen!

P.S. -- Cat, you might get a laugh from my parody, "Missed Her Trampoline, Man!"
wannabemustangjockey - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I never would have called a Hannibal Lecter reference in a song about Trampolines. Wow.
Scathe - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wacky stuff.
Jeff Reuben - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Bastard dodgy trampoline! Funny stuff, I especially liked you giving the trampoline a personality =)

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