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Song Parodies -> "I Saw His Body Hair"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw His Body Hair"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 !
Well, he was tall, he was lean
You know what I mean
After just one look, all I could do was sta-are
But I quickly moved to another (Ooooh)
When I saw his body hair
When he winked at me
First glance couldn't see
That his back and neck were covered with thick fu-ur
He could've been ol' Kong's brother (Ewww)
Did you see his body hair?
If I'd had a loom
Could have filled the room
With a back hair blanket fi-ine...
Whoah, he filled me with fright
But I danced to be polite
I was more than kind, I think that you'd concu-ur
I'd have preferred death, with my druthers (Pewww)
Could not stand his body hair
Now he's filled with gloom
"Damn my fuzzy doom!"
His advances I decli-ined...
He could have been my knight
If he'd trimmed it up just right
But his hair's too long; I want a smooth monsieu-ur
I can't run the risk, I'd be smothered (Ooooh)
In his mounds of body hair
Well, he was tall, he was lean
You know what I mean
After just one look, all I could do was sta-are
But I quickly moved to another (Ooooh)
When I saw his body hair
When he winked at me
First glance couldn't see
That his back and neck were covered with thick fu-ur
He could've been ol' Kong's brother (Ewww)
Did you see his body hair?
If I'd had a loom
Could have filled the room
With a back hair blanket fi-ine...
Whoah, he filled me with fright
But I danced to be polite
I was more than kind, I think that you'd concu-ur
I'd have preferred death, with my druthers (Pewww)
Could not stand his body hair
Now he's filled with gloom
"Damn my fuzzy doom!"
His advances I decli-ined...
He could have been my knight
If he'd trimmed it up just right
But his hair's too long; I want a smooth monsieu-ur
I can't run the risk, I'd be smothered (Ooooh)
In his mounds of body hair
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funny as all hell, Arwen - smooth monsieu-ur!! - LOL - perfectly placed "ew"s and "pew"s - and I can just see you dancing to be polite - so funny - 555
LMAO!!! High 5's
I knew I shouldn't have posted that picture of me. Oh well, like they say, hair today, gone the next!
Yeah, I guess them Elves are pretty smooth!
Very funny, especially the loom verse!
Stuart...thanks, sweetie! I was particularly proud of the monsieur line...I was running out of words that rhymed with "her!"
Dee...hold on to your ass, buddy! I don't want you to lose it! Thanks!!!
Jeff...don't be ridiculous...your body hair didn't turn me off...it was your breath...; ) Thanks a TON, buddy!
Johnny...I will never deny that I'm a smooth operator! Thanks!
John...so glad you enjoyed the loom bit...it was my FAVorite!! Thanks!
Dee...hold on to your ass, buddy! I don't want you to lose it! Thanks!!!
Jeff...don't be ridiculous...your body hair didn't turn me off...it was your breath...; ) Thanks a TON, buddy!
Johnny...I will never deny that I'm a smooth operator! Thanks!
John...so glad you enjoyed the loom bit...it was my FAVorite!! Thanks!
Oh! OH! I feel a PARODY coming on!
"She's a smooth Elvenator..."
"She's a smooth Elvenator..."
I think that you are a horrible person for discriminating against men with excess back hair. You oughta be ashamed, missy!
Ash...I have admitted time and again that I am a horrible person. You might as well announce that I'm stunningly beautiful...because everyone already knows that, too...sheesh.
Heehee, Johnny!
Heehee, Johnny!
this was particularly funny to me, cause my boss is one of those people with more hair than an orangatan...except for his bald spot.. i'm thinkin'...damn, dude, its too bad you can't transplant some of that shoulder hair..anyway, great parody as usual, arwen...5...5...5
Arwen, you got right to the root of the issue here and did a great job. I'm glad you didn't cut it short. 555's!
Alvin...ewww, shoulder hair! Bleah! Thanks a bunch, buddy! Mason...hehehe...thanks a lot, I'm glad you liked it!
Hah Hah, I know how happy this is, because I have these same problems with hares all over every part of me before I take razors and shave it off every inch. They say smooth is stranger than friction, but really is not so. You always makes smiles on me Arwens. This is your happiest ones ever! I still do not know what is pacings, but I like this very much, so I am giving you best scores ever.
Dammit...I hate when I forget to go my line breaks! Sorry, Alvin & Mason!!
Olaf...I LOVE your comments. I feel the need to write more and more parodies, just to get a little slice of the heaven that is your broken English every day.
Olaf...I LOVE your comments. I feel the need to write more and more parodies, just to get a little slice of the heaven that is your broken English every day.
I'm surprised it took until voter 11 for some guy with major back hair to be offended and drop the 1s on this. Too bad some people don't get that it's a joke...
I'm impressed that he (or she) still gave you the 5 for pacing "You've offended me and my back hair deeply, but your pacing was spot on!"
Don't think I didn't notice. And I really appreciate it. I do really want people to be honest...and just because they think I'm a beast and deserve to suffocate in a bottomless pit of back hair for writing such a hateful parody...doesn't mean that I didn't sing this 84 times before posting it to make sure that the pacing was correct. So, thank you, sensitive voter with no sense of humor. Thank you EVER so much.
Arwen is really Fay Wray reincarnated and keeps having those awful King Kong flashbacks..... ;-)
Oh Merry...that was supposed to be our little secret!! Thanks!
Funny theme and good lines...Trim and neat...good pacing, not a hair off...
Thanks a lot, AFW!!
Hey, Arwen...how are you today? I'm doing fine myself. Anyway, it's nice to see another great parody from you; this one was funny...5-5-5. Have a nice day! :-)
Serafina, I'm doing great, thanks for asking! Thanks, too, for visiting my hair-ody! Hope you continue to have a good one!
A few years back I'd be offended, Arwen. Now I just sigh in sad resignation :-). Olaf- you're obviously not really one of us, unless your razor has a long handle.
Awww Steven...=)
This was like gross. Ewwww.
Quite un-FUR-gettable. Loved it.
Harry...that was like the point. =)
Tim M...thanks so much! I am glad you liked it!
Tim M...thanks so much! I am glad you liked it!
Arwen: LOL (first comment).....although.....now I look at it again - Harry Mossback??? hm...
Yeah, I know I'm like 5 days late (you got 20 votes? wow!!)...but you, my dear elf, are one of the few parodists I go searching for after being away. As usual, this is just about perfect. 555 :-)
Kristof...thanks, sweetheart! You know ANY time...early, late...you're always right on time...=)
And regarding the 20 votes...(21 now...thanks to you!)...I don't know what to say...other than: What would you expect? Less??? I've got a HUGE following. The people love me...; )
P.S. You don't have to be such a stranger, you know...I'm assuming you still have my email address...mmmwah!
And regarding the 20 votes...(21 now...thanks to you!)...I don't know what to say...other than: What would you expect? Less??? I've got a HUGE following. The people love me...; )
P.S. You don't have to be such a stranger, you know...I'm assuming you still have my email address...mmmwah!
Babe...I WILL send you an email in the next coupla days..promise. xxx
=)
True Friends put up with their True friends relating to other people as THEIR True Friend. And assist in follicle removal. (I choose now to suddenly remember I'm going to be dressing in drag and goign with my lesbian associate to her Year 12 formal.) *cringes* I liked the parody better than Ash did, though.
It's been a week, Luke...I still have nothing for your comment. Nothing at all. I'm sorry.
Don't know how I missed this one! 555 Excellent work!
(SOTM) Kilroy... no make that K1chyd was hair...
(SOTM) Good one, Arwen!
Forgot to put this in my initial comment (SOTM) :)
That's why I like you non-hairy types.
(SOTM) Very clever, Arwen. The imagery was disturbing yet clear.
Thanks to all of my SOTM voters thus far...I agree...it IS brilliant, isn't it? ; )
If the subject was pudgy along with loads of body hair, this would have made a good Ron Jeremy song. Great job!
(SOTM) LOL! (Personally, I'll take body hair over body-stubble, any day!)
Oh Tim! Thanks a bunch, but the last thing I need to be thinking about as I'm headed off for bed is Ron Jeremy! Bleah!
Melhi...thanks!
Melhi...thanks!
I thought I'd commented on this one already, but I notice the vote didn't take, so I have obviously voted...Anyway, Arwen, you deserve to be pelt-ed for this ;-) Very funny indeed.
LOL, Phil! Nice...thanks a bunch!
What everybody else said, except I am not sure that you would dance just to be polite. Very good title and parody.
Thanks, John!
(SOTM) Give him my number. (It's 555-....something.)
Emi...I later found out that he totally realized that I was WAY out of his league...but was buddying up to me in order to get to you. So...yeah...already DID give him your number...=)
Gimme a back with hair! (HAIR!) Long, beautiful hair!
BYU's dress code used to require socks. (Maybe it still does.) One of the theories floating around was that it was because leg hair is an extension of pubic hair. I'm not kidding. (So what would that make back hair an extension of?)
But I digress. This is supposed to be about YOU. YOU, Sister Evenstar, have a talent for writing lovely parodies about the hapless male population's inability to match YOUR utter perfectness. (Perfectitude?) YOU have done it again. Five cheers for YOU!
BYU's dress code used to require socks. (Maybe it still does.) One of the theories floating around was that it was because leg hair is an extension of pubic hair. I'm not kidding. (So what would that make back hair an extension of?)
But I digress. This is supposed to be about YOU. YOU, Sister Evenstar, have a talent for writing lovely parodies about the hapless male population's inability to match YOUR utter perfectness. (Perfectitude?) YOU have done it again. Five cheers for YOU!
Spaff...nice to see you...=) The whole bit on BYU made me giggle...don't get me started on THAT honor code...or I fear I'll pass Mr. Robinson by about 6,000 words for the longest comment ever...; )
Thanks, though, for recognizing my brilliance...hehehe. I promise I'm not as picky as I come across. I danced with the hairy bastard, didn't I? ; )
Thanks, though, for recognizing my brilliance...hehehe. I promise I'm not as picky as I come across. I danced with the hairy bastard, didn't I? ; )
(SOTM) Arwen - I hadn't started my SOTM reading yet, but I just caught your comment back to Spaff...are you saying that I am somewhat "wordy" or maybe even in love with my own writing? Hmmm...you know, that reminds of this story...in fact, that reminds me of SEVERAL stories, and now I'm going to share ALL of them with...WHOA...just kidding...but how long would a comment have to be to pass me by 6,000? Pretty damned long...Good work here, 5's ~ ~ ~
(SOTM) See above!
(SOTM) also loved the "if I had a loom" bit - very funny Arwen
Dammit Stuart. I got all the way to the last comment without anyone mentioning the loom part (my favorite). Way to go dude. Spaff's comment reminded me of a Sean Morey "Age of Aquarius" parody -- "There's nothing grosser than a man with a hairy ass, man with a hairy ass -- A HAIRY ASS!!! A HAIRY ASSSSS...." Anyway, very entertaining as always.
This will teach me to vote and comment late! I was gonna say Ron Jeremy as well, so I will anyway! RON JEREMY! There! Oh, 5's also, a number that Ron would scoff at!
(SOTM) As above. 100 stories up. ;-D
SOTM.... some excellent verses here .... well up yo your consistently high standard.. Arwen..... my favourite was the .. fright/.polite verse...
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