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Song Parodies -> "A Throne Again, Naturally"

Original Song Title:

"Alone Again, Naturally"

Original Performer:

Gilbert O'Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"A Throne Again, Naturally"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

So...then there was this one time when I fell off the face of the AmiRight world for a little while...and when I came back, I was shocked to see that you'd all just continued on with your AmiRight lives. Um...weren't you supposed to fall apart without me? Well...I sort of did without you. So I'm back...tail between my legs...asking you (oh so humbly) to elect me to be your Queen and worship the ground that I walk on...(like you could resist...; )...)
Just a little while ago
I was happy with the world you know
A resident elf, I'd boast myself
And parody seeds I'd sow
Was climbing to the top
Ne-ver wanting t'stop
In an effort to make it clear to you
That my writing made your hearts patter
But suddenly I tripped--muse was stripped
Nothing displaying
The patch was rough, I'd had enough
No lyrics were refraining
But now I've made it home
Wanting one thing alone
A throne again, naturally

It seems like only yesterday
Michael Pach-o-lek would say
"What I wouldn't do, for the love of you
I swear to you that Vin is gay"
But since I've lost my crown
Come back, a new kid in town?
Used to know so much--now I'm out of touch
'Cause I had no new releases
Leaving me to pout; Just about
Out of this hearse, see
I swear my talent does exist
Please, folks, don't desert me
Not too proud to plead
For what I really need
A throne again, naturally

It seems to me and breaks my poor heart
How my dear fans have been upended
Left unattended
What can I do?
What can I do?

(instrumental begging and groveling for your adoration)

A throne again, naturally

Looking back over the years
A smile on my face appears
Oh I'll never forget how I was your pet
And I cherished your constant cheers
When I stopped to take a break
It left my poor heart to ache
So I'm back again, your love to re-win
Like my break had never been taken
My comeback will start
With a part, I'll say "I've missed you
And if I ever had the chance
You know that I would kiss you"
And if I've passed okay
Your de-votion display
A throne again, naturally
A throne again, naturally

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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alvin rhodes - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
the long national nightmare is over, the queen has returned
Dirty Hairy - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
This has lots of insider stuff that I don't know about yet, but I can't refuse an elf who is begging and groveling. So here are 15 diamonds for your crown on your throne. The only throne in my life is the one I'm heading for now -).
John Barry - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back. Some 5s to comfort you.
Stuart McArthur - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL - Arwen, you definitely wear you heart on your sleeve, but *throws tantrum* I want more boyfriend parodies! - btw, VERY well written, this was - 555
Rex - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
All hail! All hail! We have reached the third volume of "The Lady of the Ring" entitled "The Return of the Queen". Feel better now?
AFW - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
There she is....Miss Arwen-ica A crown of fives
Larry Hensley - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be a toilet parody. But, it's cool to read your comeback song. 555's!
Rick C - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back, your Highness! 555
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Arwen's back! And her front looks great, too! As Bronson Pinchot used to say, "Now we so happy, we do the dance of joy!" A fantastic parody, too, and not just because I'm mentioned! By the way, there's a rumor going around that one of the uncredited people taking off the Guy Fawkes masks at the end of the "V for Vendetta" movie is yuh boy, Orlando Bloom. I didn't see him, but there's people who swear he was one of them.
Arwen - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin...awww...well it's wonderful to hear that you were, at least, in agony while I was away. I mean...not that I'm happy that you were in it was because I was gone. Um...not to say that I enjoy being to blame for said forgive me?? ; ) Thanks!

Mister Dirty Harry...while I really didn't need to hear about your intended throne...; )...I welcome you to the site with open arms. It's good to hear that you've decided that resisting the Darling Elf is futile. Because it is. So thanks...=)

John...thanks. I do feel comforted. Really. =)

Stuart...I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about with the whole heart on my sleeve bit...but I will tell you this...HELL NO! I'm not writing another boyfriend parody until I win the Song of the Month Contest.

Rex...ahhhh...much better. I appreciate your efforts. =) Thanks!

AFW...and if you write THAT parody, I will love you forever...=)

Larry...hehehe. You know...I did write a toilet parody once. It was a brilliant piece of work, if I do say so myself. However...I entered it into the SOTM and failed to win a medal with I vowed of toilet parodies forever...; ) Thanks!

Rick...thanks very much, sir! =)

Mr. Pacholek...hooray! I was just about to come over there and smack you, since you'd yet to show up. Anywho...YOU get a 555 on your comment, both for referencing "Perfect Strangers," (which I loved) AND for making me think of two of my favorite fellas (You and Mr. Bloom) at the same time...=) (although, you realize that I'm going to HAVE to go see "V" now...without a date, no less. The boys will no longer attend movies that I'm going to see just for the Bloom action...=( Thanks!
Serafina - March 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I missed this one last Friday! It's wonderful, just like ALL of your parodies! =) I did sorta miss you when you were "gone" for a bit; I was away from the site for a while as well myself. (In fact, I'm not here as often as I used to be, since I get so busy with working.) But it's always nice to see great parodies from you anytime; I always enjoy them. Keep up the good work, your highness! =)
Arwen - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Serafina...thanks very much!
blah - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
next time you need to puke on the toilet arwen, I hope you choke on your own vomit

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