Picnickin’ with my fav’rite guy
On a rocky mountain side
Sayin’ “I love you!”
Was this thing that we’d do
Just wh-eh-en we were leaving
Know yo-oo-ou won’t believe it
But from behind our shady tree
Sasquatch was makin’ eyes at me

Whoa!

“I do believe that Bigfoot’s in love!”
I could hear my boyfriend shout and say
“I really don’t think you’re man enough
No!
‘Cause she’s with me!” and gave him a shove
And then Bigfoot threw a punch his way
But luckily, wasn’t fast enough
No

I just watched, what could I do?
Leonard kicked him with his shoe
And then after that
He jumped on his back
And the fi-ee-ight, it drug on
Oh it to-oo-ook all day long
Then Bigfoot got some slugs in, too
Yeah, Lenny’s eyes were black and blue

Ohh Oh

Couldn’t believe he’d fight for my love
Because truth be told, was blown away
That Leonard’s feelings were strong enough,
So
“I kinda see our life full of love
Lenny, if we somehow get away
I won’t think forever’s long enough
No!”

So I tried to help him through it
Didn’t know I was so strong
I punched Bigfoot ‘til he’d roar
Oh, ‘til his gut was nice and sore
Then I smacked a little more
I was so mad, I even swore

He wouldn’t leave the fight with my love
Leonard tried to keep his jabs at bay
But turns out Bigfoot was really tough
Whoa
He’d bob and weave, hard TO get rid of
Lenny’s strength was lost, started to sway
Then fin’lly said “Dude, I’ve had enough!”

WHOA

“I can’t believe you’d give up my love!”
I began to scream, Len walked away
While Bigfoot bent down and picked me up
Whoa
Turns out it’s me, the girl he’s dreamed of
But with hairy backs I cannot play
I gotta escape ‘fore things get rough
Oh….

(fade)