Oh, Arwen, you poor, dear Elf...Here, take three of these fives, alright? Now, can we see a bit of a pout out of you now? OH...hey, guess what? You wrote a PARODY!

Love it! "Yesterday" is the easiest song to parody, isn't it?

5-5-5. OK, here's a little help....for your next parody, Arwen, please write "Baby, You're My EvenStar" as a parody of "Baby, You Can Drive My Car" !

Nice one :-) 5's

Arwen, you got the knack back. 5's

Paul: Well, thanks, Mister Robinson...I'm not sure how you expect to see me pouting when you're handing me fives...but I'll give it a go...just for you...=)

Ravyn: Thanks so much! I think I'll have to agree on the ease of the original...although, for some reason, I also do "Luka" about 3 times a week without breaking a sweat. (I just stopped submitting them here...because I'm sure 3 is enough for all of you...but I did actually write one this morning..."My name is Arwen...and I'd like to eat some toast...Dipped in my breakfast eggs...I like sunny side up the most..."

Johnny: Thanks for the tip, buddy. I think, if I did do it...I'd change it to "Baby I'm Your Evenstar," just because I like to sing about myself...I'm vain that way...=)

Adam: Thanks a bunch...I honestly swear...one of these days I'm going to show you what I can do with the LOTR...this, however, is seemingly not that day...

Dee: Cross your fingers, pal! I'd better STILL have it tomorrow...and the next day...Thanks!!

It's sickening that you can write a good parody about not having any ideas for a parody :D Good job, 555.

Aww...well that's about the best thing you could have said, Sweetest of all Indigos! Thanks!!!

Pretty good parody for not even having one.

Thanks, Guy!

I'm fully in support of writing for the sake of writing. This approach has helped me many times to snap out of a funky, inspirationless writer's block. Best of luck, you continuously sexy elf.

Well, if it doesn't get me out of this funk, my favorite little 2nz, at the very least it got you to call me "continuously sexy," which always makes me grin...=) Thanks!

Think songs with bad lyrics - such as "Yesterday". Why not try "Sometimes when WE Touch"?

The honesty's too much? Yowza...

Thanks, 2Eagle!

Some lines get re-touched

'Cause honesty's too much

And I have to clothe my lines with hide

I wanna bo-tox 'round my eyes

'Til they both break down and slide

To where my boulder's

Swingin' clear beneath my thighs

Nice, Johnny...

Honey, I made a special trip to the site just for you, and I wasn't disappointed. Sweet Indigo is right - it IS sickening how you can write a good parody about not having one. Brat.

P.S. If you ever parody "Sometimes When We Touch" I will officially break up with you.

Ash: So glad to see you...thanks! I AM a brat, and that is why everyone loves me so much. As illogical as that sounds...it is the truth.

Oh...and does that mean that you're breaking up with Johnny D?

I can't break up with my honorary brother. He ain't heavy. But we ARE in a fight.

Um, honorable honorary sister.....what fight is that?

She's mad because you mocked "Sometimes When We Touch." Because it's going to be the theme music to her wedding video.

Really? Gee, no offense was intended on my part. Ashkicksass, if you're listening out there, sister, your honorary brother apologizes and offers you a virtual bouquet of purple loosestrife as a peace offering.

(AKA, just out of curiosity...are either you or your fiance a graduate of "Lifespring"?)

muses can be a moody and mutinous lot....5s

LOL, Johnny, you crack me up. You know that Arwen was being sarcastic about my wedding video, don't you? I detest that song! If you scroll up and read my first comment, you'll understand. And what in the sam hill is Lifespring?

I'm sorry. There should be like a sarcastic icon. Other than the wink. Because sometimes the wink isn't "I'm being sarcastic"...it's "Come and get me, Baby!"

And thanks SO much, Mr. Rhodes...; ) (yeah...you can think about the wink...)

Ah-HAHAHAHAHA!! Ashkicksass & Arwen, you so funny, me so stoopid today, hee hee ho ho *cough* *cough* okay, okay, okay. ;-)

"Lifespring" was one of those self-improvement workshops that grew out of the human potential movement of the 1970's and 1980's (the most famous workshop of that era was Werner Erhard's "est"). A TV show covered "Lifespring" once, and I remember that at the climactic group-hug point of the "Lifespring" workshop, the "Lifespring" workshop leaders were playing "Sometimes When We Touch" in the room while everybody was crying and hugging each other.........bleeaaaaAAAHHH !!!!

Oh. Yeah. Pretty much my worst nightmare then...

I feel your pain Arwen....I feel your pain ..5-5-5

Ah, Billy...I wouldn't wish it on ANY parodist...thanks!

Loved it! 5-5-5.

Well thanks, Serafina!!

Why look back on Yesterday when theres always Tommorow?

The Pun will come out
Dear Arwen
No case of writers block
will ever stop your following
Try again!

Hey Arwen!
Hey Arwen!
We love ya!
Keep writin'!
your puns always
made my day!

I am sure I speak for (most of) us when I say "know how ya feel" !

5's you see
Is the best score I can give to thee..

TTP: Once again...you can always find a way to make me smile...thanks!

And my little Pippin...I really WAS hoping for a bit more than 5s from you...a bit of your talent, perhaps...but I'll take the 5s...if that's what you'll give me...=) Thanks!

Arwen, a big 5s to you. oddly, singing your parody, i now feel good.

JamesQuah...thanks!!