funny stuff...good luck !

Very funny write....fives

You know I'm always up to dancing like a dork... 5's

Hey Arwen... what's goin' on? I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving holiday...mine was fabulous. ;) And I am back after taking last week off.
Anyway, this parody is great, like all your others. I always enjoy reading them; keep up the good work!! =)

I can't vote, DKTOS. But a fun read.

DKTOS, but funny

what, more shoving!! - it's about time you wore a "No Shoving" sign imho - and I have to admit I feel sorry for both those dudes splitting their pants DURING the dancing throes, as that's probably when they were at their happiest - gee life's cruel - 555

Alvin...thanks for the well wishes...I think I've narrowed it down to a couple of candidates. I'll get the results from their physicals tomorrow, and make a final decision...; )

AFW...thanks very much!

Matthias...you're right, I do know that about you. So...if the other two bomb their pre-tests...what are you doing this weekend? ; )

Serafina...so glad to hear that you had a nice holiday. Mine was wonderful, as well. =) Glad, too, that you liked the parody. I always appreciate your kind feedback.

PMS...awww, that's too bad. If you want to sweep a lady off of her feet...this song'll do it for you. Well, the OS, anyway. This one...would most likely just confuse a gal...; ) Thanks!

Larry...well, thanks for clicking on it anyway! I appreciate it!

Stuart...you're right. I've been shoved one too many times for being such a pretty girl. Dammit. As for feeling sorry for the the split bottomed boys...just don't. They're not worth it. ; ) Thanks.

And I thought Dick Cheney going to Washington was going to make Wyoming safe for office parties. Shows what I know. What I know is, ya still got it.

Oh Michael...=) If only YOU were here to go with me...then all my problems would be solved.

Except for, living in a red state, you would probably have to keep your mouth shut the whole time...(other than when you were saying 'pass the salt,' or 'Arwen is as hot as hot can be, isn't she?')...or I might get fired...; )

Thanks, Sweetheart!

Utterly fabulous job here darling! What a decision to make between your legions of admirers. One thing's for certain, whoever the lucky man is better watch out for Tech Support Fred!

Ash...thanks. You know, I really wanted to work Fred into the parody...as he was introduced in an after-party report parody last Christmas. Alas...it didn't happen.

Oh well...you're right...whenever I do decide which guy to take, I'll have to warn him to watch out for Fred's jealous fury. =)

Here's an idea: Show up a bit late, with your hair a bit out of order. When asked say that you accidentally had two (or three) dates showing up outside your house at the same time, hence a fight broke out between them and you afterwards you had to send them all home (or too the ER).

You know, I would...but I already told that story at last year's Spring Gala...because, well, it was true. ; ) Thanks!

Sorry I'm so late reading this. Funny stuff, Arwen. I haven't had much time to catch up on people's work lately but, I'm trying. Hope your date is wonderful. :+)

Rick...well thanks so much for stopping in. And no need to be sorry...I take praise regardless of punctuality...or the lack thereof...; ) Thanks Thanks Thanks!