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Song Parodies -> "My Pants Are Too Tight"
Original Song Title:
"Let's Go Fly a Kite"
Original Performer:
Mary Poppins Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"My Pants Are Too Tight"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
That barbecue sauce really stings
I had one too many hot wings
With how many I've downed,
Don't you see my plight?
No need to be polite
I'm sure I look a fright
Oh, oh, oh!
My pants are too tight
I ate too much tonight
It won't be alright
So I'm imploring
Get some Pepto in here
Or poke me with a spear
'Cause my pants are too tight
Not once did I come up for air
Punched my date--he asked if I'd share
Then I ate some fried cheese
Chased it down with Chinese
Drank a gallon of Sprite
Now my pants are too tight
Oh, oh, oh!
Pants have been too tight
Since my one hundreth bite
Put on sweats, I might
For roomie storing
Check the size of my rear
Seams 'bout to split, it's clear
Yes, my pants are too tight!
I had one too many hot wings
With how many I've downed,
Don't you see my plight?
No need to be polite
I'm sure I look a fright
Oh, oh, oh!
My pants are too tight
I ate too much tonight
It won't be alright
So I'm imploring
Get some Pepto in here
Or poke me with a spear
'Cause my pants are too tight
Not once did I come up for air
Punched my date--he asked if I'd share
Then I ate some fried cheese
Chased it down with Chinese
Drank a gallon of Sprite
Now my pants are too tight
Oh, oh, oh!
Pants have been too tight
Since my one hundreth bite
Put on sweats, I might
For roomie storing
Check the size of my rear
Seams 'bout to split, it's clear
Yes, my pants are too tight!
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I just read Leo's "Major Model" and now this - what a perfect follow up!
"Punched my date--he asked if I'd share" --nice! Nothing an oversize sweatshirt couldn't fix =)
Hilarious! And yeah -- how did you and I post parodies about opposite extremes on the eating spectrum on the same day? Get out of my head, bastard! I especially love the 'poke me with a spear' and 'fried cheese chased with Chinese' bits.
Describes how I felt after downing The Fisherman's Platter at MR. PIZZA yesterday...TMI, I know, I know... ;-) 5's
[speechless] 555
favorite line...poke me with a spear...5s
Rex...thanks!! Leo and I tend to compliment each other very nicely on a regular basis. As long as you consider calling each other a bastard to be a compliment...=)
Jeff...hehe! I was really thinking more along the lines of a mumu!
Leo...the thought that I could even get inside your head is mind boggling...I fear that I'd get lost in your superior intelligence...! =)
Johnny...well, at least it's nice to know you can relate!
D.A.K...[speech...um...full]...THANKS!
alvin...you and me both, mister rhodes! Thanks!
Jeff...hehe! I was really thinking more along the lines of a mumu!
Leo...the thought that I could even get inside your head is mind boggling...I fear that I'd get lost in your superior intelligence...! =)
Johnny...well, at least it's nice to know you can relate!
D.A.K...[speech...um...full]...THANKS!
alvin...you and me both, mister rhodes! Thanks!
A fine food parody.
Mumu? Don't have a cow...
Thanks John!
Jeff...LOL!
Jeff...LOL!
I'm sure some of these have appeared somewhere before but they have to be said. To not say them would be udderly ridiculous. I have to milk it for all it's worth.
Groaning now...
I had another point to make, but the moment has passed. So my point is moo.
Hee!
So many comments!(Why can't people just say what they want and be done with it?)
Because I am so cool that people want to exploit any chance they have to talk to me? Just a guess. Anyway, I encourage endless chatter on my parodies, Kat. I live for it.
I always say, there is nothing in the world like a good pair of sweatpants. Good thing I'm wearing mine while I giggle through this tight ass song!
Yes, yes, I am completely aware that my comment makes no sense whatsoever. I just can't throw down the puns like Jeff and Leo. But as long as there is breath for me to breathe, I will try, dammit. I will try.
Yes, yes, I am completely aware that my comment makes no sense whatsoever. I just can't throw down the puns like Jeff and Leo. But as long as there is breath for me to breathe, I will try, dammit. I will try.
And as long as there is a breath for ME to breathe...I will enjoy your efforts. Thanks, Ash!
Cool parody to soppy song, totally awesome 5-5-5
"Then I ate some fried cheese/ Chased it down with Chinese"....now THAT'S gross! :-) Well done, Miss Elf...555
Ah, my favourite elf writing about my favourite subject - how much more perfect can you get? 5's :-)
You don't have to throw down puns like us. You can always throw up.
Figgy...thanks!!
Kristof...you're only saying that because you've never tried it, silly! ; ) Thanks!!
Adam...Thanks! Now...do you want the truth? I grow a little more perfect every day. =) And so...your favorite subject...tight pants? Chicken wings? Chicken wings in tight pants?
Jeff...LOL!
Kristof...you're only saying that because you've never tried it, silly! ; ) Thanks!!
Adam...Thanks! Now...do you want the truth? I grow a little more perfect every day. =) And so...your favorite subject...tight pants? Chicken wings? Chicken wings in tight pants?
Jeff...LOL!
Damn! My tightly-clad chicken wing fetish is revealed! Noooooooooo
Custard!
Custard!
I am a bit of an investigator. It's a gift...
Your pants are too tight? Another fruitless attempt to get some Diesel fuel, or to get your love in Bloom? (My Orlando parody should be up tomorrow, and I'm not sure you'll like it.)
Mister Pacholek...(this is the part where I'm making my grouchy face and have my hands on my hips)...
I thought I was the one who was supposed to have hands on your (REMAINDER OF COMMENT CENSORED DUE TO SEXUAL HARASSMENT OF AN ELF, WHICH IS ILLEGAL IN NEW JERSEY... BUT NOT NECESSARILY IN WYOMING!)
Silly Mr. Pacholek...why would I have my grouchy face on if YOU had your hands on my...(REMAINDER OF COMMENT CENSORED DUE TO SUDDEN LACK OF SUGGESTIVE WIT, WHICH SHOULD BE ILLEGAL IN ALL 50 STATES, NOT TO MENTION RIVENDELL.)
; )
; )
I'll tell you how funny I thought it was as soon as I stop laughing (555)
Oooh...I'm on the edge of my seat, Miss Baggins! Thanks!
Arwen, Arwen, Arwen...thanks for sharing yet another great parody with us! I missed it when it was posted because I've been on vacation the last couple weeks (I go back to work tomorrow). I loved this one. In fact, I enjoy reading parodies of Disney songs. :)
Serafina...thanks!! I hope you had a FABulous vacation!
I did, thank you...it was good to have two weeks off. :)
(SOTM) This parody needs no tightenin' up. Fun Read, Ar.
Thanks, Guy!
You just keep'em coming in a seamless row, don't ya?
(SOTM) BIG laughs!
(SOTM) Silly! :)
(SOTM) This one had me busting at the seams! :D
(SOTM) DKTOS, good one.
(SOTM) - so Arwen! - of course everyone knows you're meant to stop after the 99th bite - duh!
(SOTM) Swell, Arwen! 5's
(SOTM) See above.
(SOTM) Fried cheese followed by Chinese food! For the love of everything decent stay upwind.
I think I used all my horrible cow jokes above
(SOTM) Pantastic! Make sure that if your pants do 'break and tear' that you carry 'spare pants' with you. ;)
Poke poke
(SOTM) God I love Mary Poppins. Something really is wrong with me... great work here.
Dammit - Claude totally stole my joke. But he said it more politely than I could have.
More kudos on the cheese/Chinese couplet. And some helpful advice: I have never had to deal with tight pants since I adopted my new diet strategy, which is: Stop wearing pants altogether.
More kudos on the cheese/Chinese couplet. And some helpful advice: I have never had to deal with tight pants since I adopted my new diet strategy, which is: Stop wearing pants altogether.
(SOTM) Imploded 5's here.
And then there was this one time when my SOTM voters got way out of hand, and it was too late for me to devote the time to thank them all individually...=(
Thanks to all...=) I'll try to keep up next month...
Thanks to all...=) I'll try to keep up next month...
(ABC05)see above
(ABC05) DKTOS...good read!
(ABC05-M) See comments above.
(M) DKOS but very funny
(ABC05) Excellent your elfness. If you haven't seen it, check out Rick Cormier's "Stretch Pants", the cure for this. 555.
(M) - yeah, they should provide "poking spears" with every pair of tight pants they sell - it's just irresponsible
(ABC) See above, you cuddly elf.
(ABC05) Nice
(ABC) Still great stuff :-)
(ABC) See above!
(M) Still good.
Witty as ever... if slightly too near the mark for me to be happy about it ;-)
Very funny Arwen. Especially, the 'roomie storing' sub. I've no good reason for not stopping by sooner. Please accept my heart-felt apology and give me some food :cD
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