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Song Parodies -> "That's Where Crickets Will Hide"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket to Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"That's Where Crickets Will Hide"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

This tragic piece is based on an actual experience...I lied when I said my one fear is dentists...there are other evils in this world...
My night turned out to be bad
The worst of the year--yeah
The bugs were driving me mad
One flew in my ear!

That's where a cricket will hide
That's where a cricket will hi-i-ide
That's where a cricket will hide
So just beware!

One moment, flying so free
Around in the air--yeah
Next second, crawling in me
Could hear it in there

That's where a cricket will hide
That's where a cricket will hi-i-ide
That's where a cricket will hide
So just beware!

No surprise it's making me cry
The damage was done
And it was no fun for me
Grosser than your av-er-age fly
A really big one
Was now on the run IN me

So when you're out in the park
And buzzing draws near--yeah
The danger lurks in the dark
Just cover your ear--yeah!

'Cause that's where a cricket will hide
That's where a cricket will hi-i-ide
That's where a cricket will hide
So just beware!

I looked so dumb in front of my guy
'Cause I was screamin'
My eyes were streamin'! Ooo-eee!
Couldn't see it with the bare eye
But it was crawlin'
Yeah, it was haulin' IN me

Now it's not livin' in me
No settlin' down--yeah
But of fear, I'm never free
I still glance around

Oh, ears are where crickets will hide
Ears are where crickets will hi-i-ide
Ears are where crickets will hide
So just beware!

You've gotta beware
You've gotta beware
You've gotta beware
You've gotta beware

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Phil Alexander - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I was about to ask why you didn't write this about cicadas... but then I realized that wouldn't be cricket ;-)
Arwen - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Phil...in all honestly, it was a miller moth that flew in my ear. But cricket sounded better with the song. So...there you have it. Thanks for the vote!!
nally - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well written; I have to give you a perfect score on this. :)
Ashkicksass - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ugh. That's awful! Thank God you got a brilliant song out of it!
Arwen - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch, nally & Ashkicksass...=)
EmiLoca - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Pathetic of me, but DKTOS. Delightfully creepy though!
M-Dawg - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
wut does DKTOS mean?
alvin rhodes - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
funny one...your ear, eh ?....i suppose it coulda been worse
Meriadoc - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done and very funny! And I haven't heard anyone use the term 'miller' for a moth in nigh on 40 years! Took me right back to my childhood! Spooky! :-D
Arwen - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Emi...for dropping by. You're right, alvin, it probably could have been worse...but it was bad enough. i will NEVER forget how it sounded/felt....bleah! and MERRY...i'm not old enough to be reminding you of things that happened 40 years ago!!! I thought everyone called them miller moths!! =) Thanks to you all!
Michael Pacholek - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe EmiLoca Don't Know The Original Song. It was only the Beatles' 37th Number 1 hit. (Actually, their 7th of 21 -- on the U.S. charts, anyway, not counting their solo chart-toppers.) And a good inside joke, since the Beatles sort of named themselves after the band of Paul's idol Buddy Holly -- the Crickets.
Paul Robinson - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, Excellent job. 5's. Alvin stole theme of my comment. Arwen, what the hell IS a MILLER MOTH? Out here in Californ-ee we don't really have any bugs, ya' know...
Cookie-man - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Sadly enough I feel your pain. I actually had a very similar experience years ago and it scared the HELL out of me! Well done!!!!!!
Arwen - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, Paul, & Cookie!! Is there anything you DON'T know/catch, Michael? Just kidding...please don't let that go to your head. Paul...a miller moth is one of those...well, I think they are probably the most common of your every day moths...at least out here. They are gross and dirty and SO annoying...but I was never terrified of them until one tried to take up residence in my brain! Sorry to hear you were equally plagued, Cookie...it's the worst! Oh...and on the moth, Paul, You can view one at this site: www.colostate.edu/Depts/CoopExt/4DMG/Pests/millers.htm Thanks again, all of you!!
Kristof Robertson - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
You poor thing...with all your falling down, spilling food on yourself, and endless pouting, how do you make it thru the day? :-) btw, top notch...555
Arwen - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof...I've said it before...it's a good thing I'm so damned cute, or else I'd be in a circus side show...hehehe...=) Thanks, baby...
Michael Pacholek - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul: A Miller moth is a moth that is attracted to light -- beer.
Paul Robinson - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael - OH, that was BAD...How can you be sure they aren't "Bud Lite" Moths? (Ugh! that was even worse than yours...it's very late...I need to go to bed)....
Peregrin - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Arwen
Arwen - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Pippin Took...good to see you! Thanks a bunch!! =)
Jeff Reuben - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Arwen - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Jeff Reuben! Thank you very much. That means a lot coming from my pick for the July Song of the Month!! =)
Serafina - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe... this one's really good! I know this one's been around a while, but I hadn't gotten a chance to read it yet. Now that I have read it, I'm gonna give it a perfect score! ;D
Arwen - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Serafina, thanks so much! This really is one of my all time favorites...it still makes me giggle...=)
John Jenkins - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cleve title, which the parody lived up to. Well done, Arwen.

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