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Song Parodies -> "Mister Bloom"

Original Song Title:

"In My Room"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Mister Bloom"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There's a guy who I would like
To give my whole heart to
Mister Bloom
'Lando Bloom

As an elf or as a pirate
He still gets my cheers
Mister Bloom
'Lando Bloom

In my dream he comes to see me
One bright sunny day
No denying, I'm not lying
Takes my breath away!

I've no doubt one day you'll find
His baby in my womb
Mister Bloom
'Lando Bloom

Mister Bloom
'Lando Bloom

Mister Bloom
'Lando Bloom

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Jeff Reuben - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
It was only a matter of time before you came down and lowered the Bloom on your detractors. That's all I got =)
Johnny D - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
ARRHHH lassy, so ye like them young blond ones, eh? ;-)
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
very touching...5s...good luck with the womb thing
Agrimorfee - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was going to be about Leopold Bloom from James Joyce's 'Ulysses'. Fair enough. 555
Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Rats, Agri stole my joke.
Kristof Robertson - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
"His baby in my womb"??? * *(graphic representation of Kristof's stunned silence)...555
Arwen - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I have to admit that I'm a bit surprised that I didn't get any girls to comment on this...especially those Bloom fans...(EmiLocawhereareyou?)...but I love to hear from the boys, too.

Jeff...most of the time, "all you got" is better than something I've thought out for 20 minutes. =) Thanks!

Johnny...I actually prefer him with brown hair. But yes, I'll take him blonde. I'd take him bald, to be quite honest...=) Thanks!

alvin...LOL! Thanks!

Agri...don't be cute is this Leopold cat?

Michael...don't lie. You were just left speechless from jealousy. Admit it.

Kristof...hehehe...=) You make me smile, KR...thanks!
Agrimorfee - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
In response to your question...the fellow with the moustache in DVD illustration seen here... is a recent interpretation of Leopold Bloom (Stephen Rea, late of The Crying Game and Interview With a Vampire
Arwen - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well in that about Leopold.
Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Jealous? Of Orlando Bloom? No way. I'm jealous of Michael Douglas. I still haven't gotten over Z-Jo.
Bloom-Luvr - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Everyone knows that Orlando Bloom's best work was in LOTR. No one can shoot an arrow like him. And I really liked how he had that magic arrow quiver that just grew new arrows for him. I read about it in "50 Reasons Why Lord of the Rings Sucks." Even though Lord of the Rings doesn't suck. As if. It's the coolest ever. And rings can totally turn you invisible.

Also, I would like to have Orlando's baby in my womb too. I would name it Aelfric.
Bloom-Luvr - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Aelfric means "elf like" in some other language. In case you didn't know.
Leo Jay - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is almost as cute as that girl in the LOTR movies... what's her name?
Arwen - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Bloom glad to have you on my side. I have to agree with you on every're OBVIOUSLY a VERY brilliant girl. Also, I did know what Aelfric meant. =)

Leo...thanks, buddy...I think her name was Custard. Or maybe she just likes to eat custard. Or, at the very least, a good Jell-O pudding.
Serafina - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen! I think this parody is wonderful! =)
Arwen - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Serafina!!
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Did you see yuh boy on the cover of USA Weekend magazine in your Sunday paper? I felt sick the rest of the day...
Arwen - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Of COURSE I saw was one of those times that I was especially glad to be living back in Wyoming. If I still lived in Utah, I would have had to settle for the Parade Sunday insert...and alas...would not have been given that FABulous Sunday morning...(and then again in the afternoon)...treat. =)

And don't didn't feel sick the rest of the day...because seeing him made you think of me for the rest of the day. Duh.

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