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Song Parodies -> "Pete Cut in Line!"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Caroline"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Pete Cut in Line!"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
Where it began
Couldn't begin to knowing
That line was eighteen hours long
"Can't see a thing
Waiting is such a bummer
And someone's body odor's strong
Plans...screw our plans"
Pete stepped out
Pushing me
Shoving through
Pete cut in line!
Three spots closer now we stood
Five people whined
But prove it, they never would
Oh, oh, oh
"Been here all night
Got so much patience only
That Scottish guy stepped on me shoe"
It really hurt
Then someone pinched my shoulder
Didn't know what my man would do
Buns...clutching buns
Beat my pout
Pushing me
Shoving through
Pete cut in line!
Left ol' bagpipes where he stood
Happy to find
Rescued me like Robin Hood
Whoa-oh-oh
Pete cut in line!
Express Lane? Misunderstood
Crowd left behind
Now our milk will still be good
(repeat to fade)
Couldn't begin to knowing
That line was eighteen hours long
"Can't see a thing
Waiting is such a bummer
And someone's body odor's strong
Plans...screw our plans"
Pete stepped out
Pushing me
Shoving through
Pete cut in line!
Three spots closer now we stood
Five people whined
But prove it, they never would
Oh, oh, oh
"Been here all night
Got so much patience only
That Scottish guy stepped on me shoe"
It really hurt
Then someone pinched my shoulder
Didn't know what my man would do
Buns...clutching buns
Beat my pout
Pushing me
Shoving through
Pete cut in line!
Left ol' bagpipes where he stood
Happy to find
Rescued me like Robin Hood
Whoa-oh-oh
Pete cut in line!
Express Lane? Misunderstood
Crowd left behind
Now our milk will still be good
(repeat to fade)
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I'm not a violent man...let your smile be your guide and all that cr*p....but the Petes of the world just make me wanna [PG15] and [PG15] and above all [R] on their [we will be interrupting transmission with a word from our sponsor]. Great job. 555
Most excellent. and imaginitive....I promote you, "Arwen...you now, "Arefives"
"Left ol' bagpipes where he stood" --- LOL !!! 555 !!!
Very funny. 5s
tis a testament to your talent to write an entertaining parody about something as mundane as line cutting...nice job...5s
[Push] [Shove] Outta my way, I need to give the lady some 5s!
Thanks for the laugh! Fives from me!
Waiting in line for 18 hours? For WHAT??? It's not like there's a fourth Rings movie coming up!
I like it.
Kristof...not me! I love the Petes of the world...because they get me to the front of the damned line faster...=) Loved your comment, though...=) Thanks!
AFW...awww...you are a clever one...=)
Johnny...hee! Thanks...I almost changed the Scottish guy line...but I liked the bagpipes line too much...=)
John...thanks very much! Congrats, by the way, on your HUE accomplishment over the weekend...
Alvin...thanks, but you only think line cutting is mundane because you have never done it with Pete...; )
Rex...dammit, dude, you stepped on my toe! But as you come with such lovely gifts...I forgive you...=) Thanks!
Ravyn...well, you're welcome...and thank YOU!
Michael...um...one thing you might need to remember about me, is that I tend to blow things out of proportion every once in a while. Exaggerate, even. Sometimes. I might have actually been in line for like...8 minutes...or something...but um...18 hours is funnier, right?
Kyla...thanks! I liked your comment!
AFW...awww...you are a clever one...=)
Johnny...hee! Thanks...I almost changed the Scottish guy line...but I liked the bagpipes line too much...=)
John...thanks very much! Congrats, by the way, on your HUE accomplishment over the weekend...
Alvin...thanks, but you only think line cutting is mundane because you have never done it with Pete...; )
Rex...dammit, dude, you stepped on my toe! But as you come with such lovely gifts...I forgive you...=) Thanks!
Ravyn...well, you're welcome...and thank YOU!
Michael...um...one thing you might need to remember about me, is that I tend to blow things out of proportion every once in a while. Exaggerate, even. Sometimes. I might have actually been in line for like...8 minutes...or something...but um...18 hours is funnier, right?
Kyla...thanks! I liked your comment!
Haven't heard the original song in years, but I got a good kick out of reading your parody. Here's another 5-5-5 vote for ya.
Thanks very much, Serafina!
I like it too.
Oh Jeff, I'm glad! Thanks!!
An 18-hour grocery story line?!? Great title and excellent humor here, Arwen.
=) Thanks very much, John!
"Me shoe..." I am DYING!
=) It was somewhat subtle...and I worried that some people might even think it was a typo...but yes, Ash...'me shoe.' I'm glad you caught it...=)
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