Song Parodies -> "Somebody Stole My Sweater"

Original Song Title:

"Even The Nights Are Better"

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Original Performer:

"Somebody Stole My Sweater"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Just don't fall asleep at Laundry Land...that's all I'm saying...

I...had to get laundry done
Even though it's not fun
Walked down...the street
And threw a load in

I...I was so sleepy
Stayed up far too late, you see
And I woke...to find
That my clothing had left me

I fell asleep with some Tide for a headrest
I'm filled with regrets
I found when I came to

Somebody stole my sweater
Three loads were mixed together
Somebody stole my sweater
What should I do?

Whoa-oh-oh

Although my whites are brighter
My basket is somewhat lighter
Somebody stole my sweater
What can I do?

It...it was soft, baby blue
And it was my favorite, too
I had worn...it when
I met my boyfriend

And I...lost more than just a cardigan
Some pants I'd borrowed from a friend
Who I...had just told
I'd return them today

I never thought that somebody would snake them
Who would just take them?
What can a girl do?

Somebody stole my sweater
Wool socks for colder weather
Somebody stole my sweater
What should I do?

Whoa-oh-oh

Although my whites are brighter
My basket is so much lighter
Somebody stole my sweater
What can I do?

(instrumental)

I think I just saw a bum in my new skirt
And Frodo T-shirt
There's nothing I can do

Somebody stole my sweater
Undies and sweat pants together
Somebody stole my sweater
What should I do?

Whoa-oh-oh

Although my whites are brighter
My basket is ten times lighter
Somebody stole my sweater
What can I do?

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Mari D - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment

I like your words better than the original... and they're funnier! Too bad about your sweater (and the bum in your skirt!).

Arwen - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Mari...I appreciate your vote...your very kind comment...and your well wishes concerning my pilfered wardrobe...=)

2nz - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but I'm tempted to give you 5's just for the couplet " Although my whites are brighter My basket is somewhat lighter " Fun read, and I'll try to find the original song when I can.

Know 1 can hear you dream - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

DKTOS either, but shouldn�t this be "Somebody stole my preciousssss..." coming from you? :-)

Arwen - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Well...thanks for the comments! Even without votes! While I'll admit that the true Air Supply fan is a rare find these days...I didn't think the song was as obscure as it has turned out to be....oh well...=) 2nz...I have to confess that I was tickled with myself when I came up with the passage you mentioned...thanks for recognizing my brilliance...; ) And Know 1...I do feel a certain void considering how long it's been since I penned an LOTR parody...your little nudge may be just the thing to get my creative juices flowing...cross your fingers!!

Melhi - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice job!

Arwen - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks a ton, Melhi!

Renata - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Dear god! I love Air Supply, and I love this parody. This is classic.

Arwen - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Renata, thanks a ton! Finally a fellow Air Supply Junkie!! =)

Sara-n-brennan - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment

I Am a fam of Air Supply (although i have never been to a show..but i will cause im going to the one in Greensville)..and i liked your lyrics..they were funny..good Job!

Jeff Reuben - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm not sure this fits the subject. What does this song have to do with clothing?

Arwen - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment

LOL!!!

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