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Song Parodies -> "Lash Out at Me (The woes of Samwise Gamgee)"

Original Song Title:

"Crash Into Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Dave Matthews Band

Parody Song Title:

"Lash Out at Me (The woes of Samwise Gamgee)"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Just a little something from the POV of Samwise the Brave...who put up with a whole lot of BS...and just kept going.
You've got that Ring
Upon that chain
Hold to it tight, look forlorn again
It's got its claws
In you my friend
If you don't fight, It's gonna win
Sweet like candy it may seem
Sweet it's not
It haunts your dreams
Lost to you, I'm so lost to you

Oh, and you come lash out at me
When I'm just warning you
When I'm just warning you
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?

Take Gollum's hand..but I know
In your eyes, Pain, it glows so
He's bare-boned and crazy...are you?

Oh, and you come lash out at me
Frodo, when I'm just warning you
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?

And if I've read you all wrong
Then I'm begging you
To just show me that you're okay
When I'm watching, you look so
Nuts to me

Oh, and you come lash out at me, yeah
Frodo, when I'm just warning you

Whine of your pain a little more
You're like a girl to me
Oh...Whine of your pain a little more
You're like a girl to me
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?

Oh, I watch you there
As your eyes fill with despair
And you say nothing, 'cause you're under its spell
Tied up and twisted,
Is what you seem to be
Now you, hate me, and lash out at me, Frodo
You lash out at me, yeah

Lash out at me...
Lash out at me...
Lash out at me...

You know, I'm the logical sidekick
You're being a real prick, lash out at me....
Just lash out at me, Frodo...

Oh, no no no...
Yes, I see the rage
When you lash out at me
Oh yes, I see the rage, and you lash out at me
Lash out at me

I will be your faithful gardener
Just act normal if you can
We will walk together
Into Sauron's land

Lash out at me...
Lash out at me...

(repeat to fade)

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Arwen - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to admit that this is something of a disappointment...
Bob - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Really? Is that because it didn't get many votes and virtually no comments? Well I think this one is ok.
Arwen - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
In all honesty, I have no idea why I wrote that. =) I don't think it should have been about the lack of feedback...it's not something I've ever whined about before...but I can't remember thought processes from 5 days ago...let alone 5 years ago. =)

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