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Song Parodies -> "He's Loose From Azkaban"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

"He's Loose From Azkaban"

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The Lyrics

Another HP parody...

Oh now I...
Heard a rumor
Yeah from this guy named Stan
A guy
Sick as a tumor
Is loose from Azkaban
He's loose from Azkaban
He's loose from Azkaban

And he's
After me
Which I don't understand
So please,
say to me
What I did to this man!
He's loose from Azkaban
He's loose from Azkaban

But if he gets here
We'll all be safe inside
No, he can't catch me
Our password
He can't find
He can't find
He can't find

Yes He
He's elusive
Keeps slipping through our hands
And He's
Front Page Exclusive
Since leaving Azkaban
Since he left Azkaban
Since he left Azkaban

Just heard a secret
Seems he sold out my Dad
You must forgive me
I am just
A bit mad
A bit mad
A bit mad!

Yeah, he's
Got it coming
I'll try to be a man
When I
Finally meet him
That guy from Azkaban
That guy from Azkaban
That guy from Azkaban

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Johnny D - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Hogwart's would be proud, honey!

Johnny D - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

And I hope my choice of word "honey" wasn't inappropriate, my dear online parody friend Arwen - no offense was intended, it just kind of alliterated with "Hogwarts" ! ;-D

Arwen - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny, how could I possibly be offended? You can call me Honey any time you want! And thanks for the vote!!

MrMacphisto - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Good stuff....

2nz - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Very enjoyable. I'm looking forward to the new characters in this movie.

Arwen - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks so much MrMacphisto and 2nz! I'm BEYOND excited about the movie, 2nz...I'm in full obsession mode!

puppy_christine - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Very nice, really. And good subject :))

Arwen - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, thanks, puppy_christine! I appreciate you stopping by!

Serafina - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job, Arwen. I'm not familiar with the subject content, but you did fine nonetheless. Straight 5s.

Arwen - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Serafina...thanks for voting without "getting it." YOU RULE! =)

Phil Alexander - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment

But Arwen, surely you can't be sirius?

Arwen - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Siriusly...I am. Thanks for stopping by, Phil...=)

Joe - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done; 5-5-5. Just out of curiosity, what does "You Rule" have to do with anything?

Arwen - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Joe!! And, as far as YOU RULE goes...I was telling Serafina that she rules because she voted and she doesn't really even know the subject matter...

Joe - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Well I'm sure it was nice of you to tell her that. I guess there are some people who don't know much about Harry Potter.

neminem - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment

There are people who don't know HP? Poor deprived people :-P. However, as much as anything HP-related can't be all bad, I didn't find this all that funny, and am going to have to therefore 5/4/5 it.

Arwen - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, nem...

Serafina - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, I know all about it now. I'll have to agree with Joe; there are some people who aren't too familiar with Harry Potter stuff. I am one of those people; Harry Potter never really interested me. Anyway, I know a bit about the subject matter now; I've heard about the movie and seen previews for it on TV, but I have no desire to see it. Arwen: thanks for telling me that "I rule"; that's rather endearing. ;D

Arwen - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment

I only live to please, baby...

Kim West - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Another magical treat.

Arwen - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment

And another much appreciated comment! Thanks!!

Ashkicksass - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment

I can't believe I haven't commented on this before! It really is a magical treat! I can't wait for July! Wahoo!

Arwen - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm totally counting down the days...pins and needles...edge of my seat...all of it...=) Thanks!

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