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Ashkicksass - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Can I get an amen? Hoo Hoo!

I for one have never pouted to get my way!

And I very nearly said that with a straight face...

Tim Mayfield - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

For some reason I am picturing Tech Support Fred as a rich man... ;-) Sparkly 5's!!

2Eagle - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

I would rather have a blond hunk with no money. Great lyrics.

Arwen - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Ash...hehehe...I KNOW you know what I'm talking about...hehehe...nice try on the never pouted bit, though...

Tim...I don't think Tech Support Fred could use even his money to get a girl...

2Eagle...um...I agree with you for the most part...but I can't deny that I like to be pampered...

Jeff Reuben - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good, but everytime I read the "lip-curl" line, I think Billy Idol (not the desired effect. Unless you're looking to intimidate him into buying you one =) Actually, I think this is more my problem, having the Billy Idol sneer stuck in my mind all day.

Arwen - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Jeff...I love you! You ALWAYS make me laugh out loud. Luckily I am all by myself in the office today...so I can giggle anytime I want to!

Royce Miller - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

good parody of a good song

AFW - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

You talked me into it....I buy this parody for 555..excellent job

Arwen - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, thanks, Royce!

Arwen - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

And thanks AFW, too! LOL on the comment, too...

Serafina - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, Arwen! I enjoyed the brilliant rhyming to the original song's corresponding words. I'm giving you a 5 in each category. :)

Arwen - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh thank you, Serafina!!

alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

as we all know, no one can pout like arwen...fives

Stuart McArthur - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

fantastic Arwen - "So many things I do, That might make me look bad" I think you're being a bit harsh on yourself here - a little self-confidence wouldn't go astray :-)

Johnny D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Only rools pay fetail. Heh heh. Cough cough. Oh yeah, 5-5-5, great parody, Arwen.

Arwen - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

alvin...awww! Well, as long as you said it, then it doesn't mean that I'm conceited when I believe it...=) Thanks! Stuart...thanks for dropping in. Your kind words, however, do not excuse your blatant non-laugh at my Foreigner picture. You know what I'm talking about. Hmph. Johnny...where you been all day? =) Thanks!!

Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Um, excuse me...(pausing for my smugness to come into full bloom).....ex-CUSE me, sweetheart, but I think you'll find, if you take a teeny weeny 'nuther scroll through, that there is a blatant LOL!! where you claim a blatant NON-LOL!! to be!!! (hmm? uh huh hmm? uh huh).....unless I'm mistaken AND I NEVER EVER AM!!! ( * indignant turn on heel, with arms folded, waiting for pathetic crawling-back apology * )

Arwen - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Um...yeah...

*crawling*
*apologizing*
*pouting, and thus eliminating ANY chance you have of staying mad*

Sorry, Sugar!

Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I'll decide my OWN emotional responses thankyou very much (totally got the upper hand now) - that's ONE thing "Reclaim The Pants" has taught me

Peregrin - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny work, Arwen, made me laugh

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Shouldn't That Be The Price Is RIGHT!?

karen - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Good one Arwen

Arwen - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Pippin...glad to hear it, little hobbit! Thanks!

GBHD...I don't think you've ever commented on anything of mine, before. Wow. Thanks for dropping in...

karen...thanks!

Olaf - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

This is very wise. You are a meterials girl. Very happy!

Arwen - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I have always thought that materialism was the universal language, Olaf!

Tim Hall - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

This parody is a great alternative to Hey Big Spender.

The Real Tony - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen, I had to come see what you write since you were so nasty about my comments on another parody. This is pretty good, I must admit, but not really worth such high scores.

Ashkicksass - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh NO YOU DIDN'T Tony! So if Arwen's aren't worth such high scores, why don't you show us some of YOUR parodies?

Arwen - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh. My. Hell.

Making fun of a misspelled word isn't nasty, Tony. It's a joke. Lighthearted and honestly how I treat everyone around here. The folks on the site can assure you that Ashkicksass is my partner in crime, my better half, the Starsky to my Hutch...and I make fun of her all the time. Get a grip, mister. You don't know HELL from nasty...

And...if it's pretty good, what would you give it? I noticed I still have all 5s...so...if you're so intent on voting how you feel, go ahead and give me your vote. I'd LOVE for you to share it.

I'd also like, as Ash said, a link to your parody author's page. Right now.

Arwen - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

And Tim Hall...thanks!

Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

okay, I've gotta go to the toilet, so noone say anything 'til I get back, okay?

Arwen - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Stuart, if you NEVER say that to me again, it will be too soon. The last thing I need to be picturing is you sitting on the toilet! Sheesh. How about:

I'm going to go write a brilliant sonnet about Arwen's beauty.

It may not be true...but at least it would a lovely mental image...

Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment

just a colloquialism, honey - highly-evolved homosapiens like myself no longer have need for such base amenities

Tiffany A.K.A. Count Olaf - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment

That was a good parody,you know like good, the polish word for parody that is good