I love the carols and I love the lights
Love eggnog for a drink, it keeps me feelin' right
But I love shopping more than these by far
And I put all my gifts on my fav'rite credit card

Visa's preferred

I think it's time I hit the mall again
A book for Uncle Stan, some new P.J.s for Jen
I'm really flyin' can't resist a deal
Look, here's some trendy socks, they're two-for-one, it's a steal

Visa's preferred

(Visa's preferred; use Amex? That's absurd!)
For baked goods and dry cleaning
Visa's divine at the place I buy lotion
Visa's the card most appealing

I bought a thresher with it on Ebay
My brother doesn't farm; he'll love it anyway
I haven't found a gift for Mom so far
I've started thinking now I'll have to charge her a car

Visa's preferred

(Visa's preferred when I'm buying cheese curd)
Giving dairy has meaning
Visa for CDs of "The Locomotion"
Visa for that new diamond ring

Visa creates an illusion
My wealth is endless; just bought cold fusion
For my Gramma so dear!

And all the other cards I've thrown away
'Cause in reality there's only one way to pay
Sister loves peanut butter, bought her ten jars
And where we wanna be, thanks to Visa's where we are

Visa's preferred

(Visa's preferred, bought my cousin a bird)
And pants that are self-steaming
Visa's so fine, when to spend is my notion
Visa patched my leaky ceiling

Visa's preferred, my addiction's uncured
It funds my Drama Queening
Visa is mine through my boyfriend's devotion
Visa's borrowed, that's not stealing!

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