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Song Parodies -> "Findin' Prancer"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Findin' Prancer"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Spring Break is a time to let loose and be carefree. Unless you're a parent with kids on vacation.

Or Santa Claus...

Reindeer vay-cay
Co-met’s play day
Layin’ in the sand
Gettin’ fried
With a smile
She’s gettin’ a summer tan

Cupid’s keener
On Argentina
Dancin’ with a band
Her Tango’s iffy
Foxtrot’s spiffy
Loves to move, we understand

Vixen sneaks
To mountain peaks
Try’n to get closer to God
One knapsack
On her back
The best Spring Break she’s ever had

Donner m’man’s at Disneyland
Mickey time, he wants him some
Dasher’s gone
To see Hong Kong
It’s where he goes
To have some fun

Take a break from pullin’ sleighs
But they check in while they’re away
Blitzen called, said “Can you hear me?”
Then he said softly….slowly….

“Hey, nobody’s heard from Prancer
Hasn’t checked in since last Friday
Not with Rudolph who went fishin’
Do you know if he is okay?”

Who forgot to check on Prancer?
I remember how just last May
Drank his way through half of Finland
And got arrested in Bombay

Prancer’s crazy
Mem-ry’s hazy
When I paid his bail
Glossy eyed
Sheepish smile
“Hey, how’d I end up in jail?”

He’s been streaking
Locker room peeking
Always out of hand
And now he’s missing
I’m stuck wishing
He’s not out with Russell Brand

‘Cause a random sleigh they’d steal
Egging Ka-ty’s house with zeal
What he’d do is just beyond me
So time is ticking….tocking….

Can’t believe we can’t find Prancer
He’d never leave if I had my way
All the trouble that he’s been in
Suggests that we’ll have hell to pay

No one’s close to findin’ Prancer
Prob’ly passed out on the highway
Charlie Sheen might say he’s winnin’
If we don’t find him soon today

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   14

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AFW - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Imaginative idea...well played out
Porfle Popnecker - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun stuff!
2Eagle - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
They all went on Wheel of Fortune and won trips to Florida and an SUV for Santa.
LilVixen - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Great write, LadyArwen!
Erskine - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Ha, great idea, and well done!
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Maybe Prancer went to Australia and was so confused at the lack of snow or cold weather in general that he passed out. That's my theory anyway. Fantastic parody, 555!
Christie Marie M - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages Final) Hmmm...where in the world is Prancer? Maybe he was found injured by a farm and adopted by an 8 year old girl and widower father who believed in Prancer who tries to nurse him to health: Well, a Yuletide of 5's for this one and great job on telling stories of the rest of the reindeer's vacation! :)
Abbott Skelding - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent job! I loved the Russell Brand/Katy Perry and Charlie Sheen references, very funny stuff here! 555 search parties
Matthias - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I love how the ending of this turned into a "Hangover Christmas Special". There were some great visuals in this and a heck of a way to end this contest that you were doing so awesome in. Is Zach Galifianakis playing Santa Claus?
Glen S - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Very original idea, and very funny. Well done Arwen. TMGLTM but 'keener/Argentina' and 'm'mans in Disneyland' stood out.
Blaydeman - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) ove the OS and loved the creativity on this one Arwen! So frikin' good!
Ashkicksass - April 13, 2012 - Report this comment are AMAZING. This had me laughing out loud!!
Arwen - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I typed out individual thank yous on this one on Friday...and then my computer did a reboot. And you all know I'm too lazy to redo that. hahaha. I'm lame.

You all, on the other hand, are fabulous, and I love you! Thanks for loving me. ; )
Peter Andersson - April 27, 2012 - Report this comment
I think he's in Lappland (Northern Sweden) visiting relatives.
bobpiecheese - April 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Glen S - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Still very fun second time around. I appreciated all the pop-culture references more this time around too, like egging Katys house and 'winning'.
Blaydeman - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above ^^^
Abbott Skelding - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
See above....just as funny as I remembered!
Jeff Reuben - April 02, 2013 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, I like how you incorporated pop stuff with the reindeer!

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