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Song Parodies -> "Celebrity Affirmation"
Original Song Title:
"Affirmation"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Savage Garden
Parody Song Title:
"Celebrity Affirmation"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
I'm not to proud to admit that I follow entertainment news religiously. Silly or not...it's true. And these are my general thoughts on a lot of the people in entertainment today.
I believe that entertainment magazines will rot my brain
I believe it's a moot point, I've just bought US Weekly again
I believe Christina Aguilera is a two-bit whore
I believe we all could stand to see her with blonde hair once more
I believe Orlando Bloom should probably dump Kate Bosworth
I believe that Britney Spears has got the brains of Sleepy Smurf
I believe celebrities whine far too much—they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say
I believe we can't control the garbage they put on TV
I believe I'll watch it even though I think that it's trashy
I believe that Michael Jackson dug his grave—guilty or not
I believe that his defense will cost his freakish ass a lot
I believe that J-Lo's every bit as bitchy as she seems
I believe the only ones who disagree are on her team
I believe celebrities whine far too much—they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say
I believe "Return of the King" will bring me some Happiness
I believe that even skeptic critics will all be impressed
I believe that Peter Jackson isn't free from scrutiny
I believe he'll keep that ugly hair all through eternity
I believe celebrities whine far too much—they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say
I believe celebrities whine far too much—they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say
I believe it's a moot point, I've just bought US Weekly again
I believe Christina Aguilera is a two-bit whore
I believe we all could stand to see her with blonde hair once more
I believe Orlando Bloom should probably dump Kate Bosworth
I believe that Britney Spears has got the brains of Sleepy Smurf
I believe celebrities whine far too much—they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say
I believe we can't control the garbage they put on TV
I believe I'll watch it even though I think that it's trashy
I believe that Michael Jackson dug his grave—guilty or not
I believe that his defense will cost his freakish ass a lot
I believe that J-Lo's every bit as bitchy as she seems
I believe the only ones who disagree are on her team
I believe celebrities whine far too much—they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say
I believe "Return of the King" will bring me some Happiness
I believe that even skeptic critics will all be impressed
I believe that Peter Jackson isn't free from scrutiny
I believe he'll keep that ugly hair all through eternity
I believe celebrities whine far too much—they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say
I believe celebrities whine far too much—they've got it good
I believe they wouldn't act like normal people if they could
I believe they all deserve this criticism every day
I believe that they should quit if they don't like the things we say
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Amen to that! You should hear me having a go at Victoria Beckham, who deserves a slap in her stupid face for saying that having a good voice wasn't all on the Jonathan Ross show (like the ex-Spice Girl HAS one, right?). She made a mockery of people who've had to work to achieve genuine popularity rather than being in the papers and magazines for doing damn all.
Hehe...I'm with you, Pickle!
"I believe that Arwen has a talent she cannot deny" Loved it 555
Thanks, Kristof!!! =)
Oh my God this song is fantastic! What a great parody, and so true as well!
Well thanks, Michael! I haven't read this one in AGES...and I see that at least my wish for Orlando's and Kate's demise has come to fruition...I think I'm a bit psychic..; )
lmfao, I loved the part about how Peter Jackson will keep his ugly hair for all eternity...that was great!
Well thanks very much, ToTheMoonAndBack! He's actually looking a bit better as of late...but yeah, the hair...still just as bad as ever.
I appreciate your SG themed moniker, by the way...=)
I appreciate your SG themed moniker, by the way...=)
This is a great parody
Well thanks, Glenn!
This is a very good parody :D All of the lyrics in here are very true :D Great job. 555 for you :D
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