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Song Parodies -> "No Nancy Grace!"

Original Song Title:

"Your Smiling Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"No Nancy Grace!"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics


Whenever I turn on Nancy Grace
I want to stab myself
Because she’s crazy
(So coo-koo!)
And when she talks, DON’T know what it’s all about
It makes me wanna pout
There’s something about the lady
(I don't know)

Isn't it amazing she’s on TV
And she gets paid?
Listen any longer…
And I’ll be sick for seven days
Oh, or much longer!

She thinks that she’s above
The building of good rapport
Manners at the door
You wanna talk, but she won’t let you
Are you guilty, she wants to vet you

I just think she’s so bizarre
Unworthy superstar
If only HLN would just waive her
Would BE good for my heart

Mega irritating, I cannot see
Appeal, no way
If she’s on much longer
Gonna throw my TV away, yeah
How much longer?

No way I want to hear what Nancy has to say
I totally hate her style you see
No way I want to hear what Nancy has to say
I don’t wanna hear her grating voice or bray
No way I want to hear what Nancy has to say
No way I want to hear what Nancy has to say
No no, Darlin’

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I know you had to fit the rhythm of the song, but why would you want to stab yourself? She's the one ticking you off! And you're hardly alone in that.
Callmelennie - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey Arwen, you ever see my backhanded tribute to Nancy Grace's wardrobe malfunction, entitled "Rocky Raquel" -- "Now somewhere in the backwater towns of Dakota there lived a chubb chaser named Rocky Raquel ... And one day his woman showed up on a dancing show; showed ol' Rock her areola." It's in my index @ 2012-01-05. As for me, I'm at 84 Malcombs in the author index
AFW - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment
She's nice if you like ice
2Eagle - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Good bashing. next pan Dr Phil and Amy.
Porfle Popnecker - September 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Great! except you went too easy on her!
Wendy Christopher - September 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Yaay, Arwen! Nice to see you back, it's been too long a while :)

I'm guessing she's like our UK equivalent 'Supernanny' (oh yeah, who needs wussy modesty when you're SUPER?) In which case - well deserved of a panning. 555 for a job well done!
Abbott Skelding - October 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Ugh...Nancy Grace. Totally agree with this one, nice work Arwen as always!
Chris Bodily TM - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Can't stand her, either! The pacing, for the most part worked, and I love the lyrics. Also, James Taylor used to look like THAT (Youtube video)??? 555
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The pacing was spot on, and the OS was a lot more enjoyable than what I expected, but the one thing that bars me from enjoying this parody is the simple fact that I have NO idea who in the hell Nancy Grace is. Like, at all. I don't if she's before my time, or if she's an American thing, but either way I did not get a single thing this parody said, other than that this Nancy person isn't entertaining to watch. It's not your bad, of course, I just can't get into this parody due to a lack of knowing who this woman is. Sorry.
Blaydeman - October 31, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) OMG I hate Nancy Grace!!!! I'm totally on board with this one!
Matthias - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I too have no idea who Nancy Grace is... Sorry Arwen that's not your fault but I just didn't click with this one because well I just never even heard of her before this parody.

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