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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: John Robert Cocker. Submitted by: groove

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: The Sheffield Steel. Submitted by: Amoriah

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Gamma Lady""Delta Lady"Bruce Curb
"Beta Lady""Delta Lady"Bruce Curb
"Alpha Lady""Delta Lady"Bruce Curb
"You are so ugly looking to me""You are so beautiful to me"Boomer

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"It's a Sin When You Love Somebody,"Just loving someone is not a sin!Peter
"Heart Full Of Rain,"Hearts aren't full of water.Yvette Bristle
"The Moon's A Harsh Mistress,"The Moon is neither a mistress or harsh.Francis A. Sissy
"Unchain My Heart,"Limbs can be chained, internal organs notSusanna Viljanen

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Sundown," Gordon Lightfoot"When The Night Comes," Joe Cocker
"Let Me Tell You, Babe," Nat King Cole"You Are So Beautiful," Joe Cocker
"Mississippi Queen," Mountain"Delta Lady," Joe Cocker
"Delta Dawn," Helen Reddy"Delta Lady," Joe Cocker
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"High Time We Wet" originally "High Time We Went"
Yvette Bristle
"Fun Tie" originally "Fun Time"
Candy Welty
"Fun Tim" originally "Fun Time"
Candy Welty
"Edge Of A Ream" originally "Edge Of A Dream"
Candy Welty
"The Moon's A Hash Mistress" originally "The Moon's A Harsh Mistress"
Marcia Todd

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Thigh Time We Went" originally "High Time We Went"
Samantha Wayland
"High Time Wes Went" originally "High Time We Went"
Yvette Bristle
"What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Moe" originally "What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Me"
Yvette Bristle
"What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Mae" originally "What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Me"
Yvette Bristle
"What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Mel" originally "What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Me"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"You Age So Beautiful" originally "You Are So Beautiful"
Marcia Todd
"You Can Leave Your Vat On" originally "You Can Leave Your Hat On"
Party song for someone wearing a beer or wine vat?
Peter
"You Can Weave Your Hat On " originally "You Can Leave Your Hat On"
As sung to a contortionist?
Peter
"You Can Heave Your Hat On" originally "You Can Leave Your Hat On"
The more difficult way to put on a hat.
Peter
"You Ate So Beautiful" originally "You Are So Beautiful"
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"It's a Sin to Love Somebody""It's a Sin to Vote for Hillary"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"You Are So Beautiful""You Are So Pitiful"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"You Are So Beautiful""You Are Unscrewable"Plumb Bob
"A Little Help From My Friends""A Little Help From Our Hens"Airfarcewon
"Delta Lady""Felt A Lady"Andy Primus
"With a Little Help from My Friends""A Little Smell from My End"McKludge
"You Can Leave Your Hat On""You Believe You're Shatner"McKludge
"You Are So Beautiful""Who Dooked The Urinal?"Red Ant
"You Can Leave Your Hat On""You Can't Put Your Mask On"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"You Can Leave Your Hat On""You Can Leave Iraq Now (Murtha's Tune)"Stormin Norman The Nag

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Feeling AlrightBen GayJoe

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
When The Night ComesSexual disorders clinic/Any pharmaceutical that makes impotency drugsbritrock
Cry Me A RiverNational Flood Alert HelplineNeil Leacy
Cry Me A RiverKleenex tissue companyOld
Don't You Love Me Anymore?Marriage Counselling ServiceFussBudgetVanPelt

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
In The Army Now
   Status Quo
Now That The Magic Has Gone
   Joe Cocker
In The Army Now That The Magic Has Gone
Jacynthia Maries
And She Was
   Talking Heads
Feelin' Alright
   Joe Cocker
And She Was Feelin' Alright
Roger
Love Is the Answer
   Utopia
Love Not War
   Joe Cocker
Love, Not War, Is the Answer
Sut
Moon Over Miami
   Perry Como
The Moon's A Harsh Mistress
   Joe Cocker
The Moon Over Miami's A Harsh Mistress
But the warm sun makes up for that.
MOR
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Eskimo Joe Cocker
Eskimo Joe combined with Joe Cocker
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Johnnie & Joe Cocker
Johnnie & Joe combined with Joe Cocker
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Revolting Joe's Cocks
Revolting Cocks combined with Joe Cocker
Submitted By: Sutch
Ugly Kid Joe Cocker
Ugly Kid Joe combined with Joe Cocker
I bet that he WAS an ugly kid.
Submitted By: Regina George of the Jungle

There are additional Joe Cocker Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you need Eddie Money?
Original Lyrics:
Do you need any money?
"With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lend me all ears and I'll sing you a song
Original Lyrics:
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
"With a Little Help from My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll try not to sing out a key
Original Lyrics:
And I'll try not to sing out of key
"You Are So Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are so pitiful
Original Lyrics:
You are so beautiful
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"You Can Leave Your Hat On"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can leave your head on.
Original Lyrics:
You can leave your hat on.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Anna

Always thought it was so poetic - he asks her to 'leave her head on', meaning to me he honours her intelligence even though she's naked. Boy, was I wrong.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"You Are So Beautiful"
Better Lyrics:
Few cars are suitable for me
Hard to steer
Original Lyrics:
You are so beautiful to me
Can't you see
Submitted by: Magic Pudding

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"You Are So Beautiful"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
You are so beautiful to me
You are so beautiful to me
Can't you see?
You're everything I hoped for
You're everything I need
You are so beautiful to me.
(repeat)
Why They're Repetitive:
I can just hear some beautiful woman telling Mr. Cocker, 'Is that all you have?'
Submitted by: ahhhh
"You Are So Beautiful"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
You are so beautiful...To me!
You are so beautiful...To me!
Why They're Repetitive:
Ah, yeah, well...thanks, I guess.
Submitted by: Shannon

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Performance"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
There's that sad, almost-grin upon your face.
Why They're Nonsensical:
I believe he's describing something that is known as a smirk in U.S. vocabulary, but Joe would not know that firsthand because he's not from there.
Submitted by: Ray
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"You Are So Beautiful"
Opening Lines:
You are so beautiful to me.
Comments:
Submitted by: britrock
 

Song Title Space Change:

"It's A Sin When You Love Some Body" originally "It's A Sin When You Love Somebody"
Uh, as in necrophilia?
Submitted by: Roy Or Bison

Song Title Anagrams:

"Real-Life Thing" originally "Feelin' Alright"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Flailing There" originally "Feelin' Alright"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Hint: Large File" originally "Feelin' Alright"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Real Nightlife" originally "Feelin' Alright"
Submitted by: Alexis
"A Thrilling Fee" originally "Feelin' Alright"
Submitted by: Alexis

Song Title Acrostics:

FA: "Feelin' Alright"
FA: Fourth note of musical scale in some languages
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"What Are You Doing With A Fool, Mike Lee?" originally "What Are You Doing With A Fool Like Me?"
Or different meaning without comma
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"N'oubliez jamais"
The Lyrics:
N'oubliez jamais
Why:
Never forget.
Submitted by: Jan Veltkamp
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Co-Jocker originally "Joe Cocker"
Submitted by: MOR

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Contorted facial expressions"
Anyone whose seen the films "Woodstock" and "Mad Dogs and Englishmen", or any of his concerts knows that Cocker puts a lot of physicality and emotion when singing, and that includes twisting his face during "With A Little Help From My Friends" and other hits.
Submitted by: MOR

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Performance"
1970 film with Mick Jagger
Submitted by: MOR

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