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Fun Music Information -> Take That
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Band Name Origins:
- They didn't know how to name the band so one day they saw a magazine with "Madonna" on the cover and the title said "Madonna: Take That & Party" so they thought it was cool "Take that & Party", then they found out there was a rapper named "The party", so they cut it to Take That....(And that's why their first album's name was "Take That & Party") Submitted by: Markyslover
Stupid Band Names:
- Take what? Submitted by: Mads
- Sounds like something you would say or hear just before someone you get your head kicked in by some drunken street mugger. Submitted by: JamPot
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Robbie Williams" | "He's so big solo nowadays, that everyone's forgotten he's in Take That! He's so famous that when Take That recently re-formed, they didn't include Robbie, cos he's so big as a solo artist!" | - Time Machine |
| "Robbie Williams" | "Robbie Williams' successful career in Europe started when he had left Take That." | - B1982 |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Found Heaven," | Not till you die you won't. | Chowder |
| "Everything Changes," | Some things remain the same. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Another Crack In My Heart," | You'd be dead if this happened. | Emma |
| "I Found Heaven," | Last time I checked, heaven wasn't easy to find. | Eleanor |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Baby Come Back," Player | "Back For Good," Take That |
| "Everything Changes," Take That | "Nothing Stays The Same," Elastica |
| "Don't Take Your Love," Take That | "Don't Pull Your Love," Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds |
| "Everything Changes," Take That | "Everything Has Changed," DJ Bobo |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Don't Take Our Love" originally "Don't Take Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"Back Or Good" originally "Back For Good"
Which are they? Back or good?
Naomi Swanson
"Back For God" originally "Back For Good"
Regina Olsen
"Back For Goo" originally "Back For Good"
Regina Olsen
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Don't Take Your Glove" originally "Don't Take Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Your Clove" originally "Don't Take Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Your Lover" originally "Don't Take Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
Change a Letter:
"Back For Goad" originally "Back For Good"
Jessica Childress
"Don't Take Your Lore" originally "Don't Take Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Your Lode" originally "Don't Take Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Your Dove" originally "Don't Take Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
"Don't Take Your Cove" originally "Don't Take Your Love"
Alyssa Jayne
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Rule the World" | "Fool the World" | Glynn Leaney |
| "The Flood" | "The Blood" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Back for Good" | "Whack With Books" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Patience" | "Spacious" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Greatest Day" | "Take Away" | Cameron J B Stone |
| "The Flood" | "The Smug" | JJ lucia-wright |
| "The Flood" | "The Blood" | Damo Spaar |
| "Shine" | "Shite" | Wendy Christopher |
| "Patience" | "Play A Little Patience" | Christopher Long |
| "Shine" | "The Supermarket" | Christopher Long |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Got to Have Your Love Liberty X | A Million Love Songs Take That | Got to Have a Million Love Songs | Dongquan |
| Daft Punk Is Playing At My House LCD Soundsystem | A Million Love Songs Take That | Daft Punk Is Playing A Million Love Songs At My House Who knew they could be so romantic! | Jacynthia Maries |
| My Boyfriend's Back The Angels | Back For Good Take That | My Boyfriend's Back For Good | Alina |
| I'll Be Edwin McCain | Back For Good Take That | I'll Be Back For Good | Ariane |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Wham! Take That!
Wham! combined with Take That!
I could have sworn my little brother said that to me not too long ago when he was mad at me!
Submitted By: Coolio
Take That Example
Take That combined with Example
Submitted By: Dongquan
Misheard Lyrics:
"Back for Good"
Misheard Lyrics: Will we ever wear a condom again?
Original Lyrics: We will never be uncovered again
| "Babe"
Misheard Lyrics: As I walk down your door, can't believe that I'm near you
Original Lyrics: As I walk down your road, can't wait to be near you
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"Pray"
Misheard Lyrics: Shirley, we must be inside
Original Lyrics: Surely, we must be in sight
| "Relight My Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Don't forget to walk on through the night
OR Stronger now to walk on through the night Original Lyrics: Strong enough to walk on through the night
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"It Only Takes A Minute"
Misheard Lyrics: So baby can’t you make it Justin Bieber time
Original Lyrics: So baby can’t you make me just a little time
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Story about this misheard lyric by: S.W.S. I was playing on Xbox with some friends in a party while I had this playing in my headset. I had to do a double-take and may have been on cloud 9 leading up to it. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Beautiful World"
The Repetitive Lyrics: 'It's a beautiful world.' etc...
Why They're Repetitive: We got the message, the world is beautiful...now shut up already!!
Submitted by: E<3M
| "Never Forget"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Never everybody sing that song
Louder, louder, louder, now Come on, come on Everybody, everybody Why They're Repetitive: The live version of this goes on forever!
Submitted by: Lee
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Back For Good"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it
Why They're Nonsensical: He doesn't know what he said or did, he just knows he didn't mean it.
Submitted by: Mads
| "It Only Takes A Minute"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It only takes a minute girl to fall in love to fall in love
Why They're Nonsensical: For sure, it takes more than just a minute to fall in love.
Submitted by: Somebody
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Back For Good"
The Insincere Lyrics: Whatever I said
Whatever I did I didn't mean it I just want you back for good Why They're Insincere: If my husband ever apologized to me like that he would be gone for good! This is the most insincere (or least sincere?) make-up song ever recorded!
Submitted by: Coralie
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Babe"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Babe, I'm back again, I tell you I'm back again. Where have you been?
Why They're Inappropriate: What do you mean where has she been? You're the one that's just come back. Where the f**k have you been is what I would've replied to that one.
Submitted by: Cherise
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"It Only Takes A Minute"
The Dirty Lyrics: It only takes a minute girl
to fall in love; to fall in love Why They're Dirty: Wow! Is Gary Barlow slick or what?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Give Good Feeling"
The Dirty Lyrics: I want you, to fulfil my needs, I feel it babe, something good, is gonna happen.
Just so you know I'm here waiting for you to give good feeling to me. Why They're Dirty: 'Give good feeling...?' Lets face it, this is about a man wanting pleasure from a girl.
Submitted by: MrsOwen
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Back for Good"
The Song Lyrics: Got a fist of pure emotion
Got a head of shattered dreams Song They Mention: "Shattered Dreams" by Johnny Hates Jazz
Submitted by: Cody Finke
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Babe"
Opening Lines: Babe, I'm here again
Comments: Submitted by: Jacynthia Maries
| "Every Guy"
Opening Lines: every guy needs a girl like you
Comments: Submitted by: mads.
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Every Guy"
The Boasting Lyrics: every girl needs a guy like me
Comments: claiming you'r THAT important...
Submitted by: mads.
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Band Name Anagrams:
That Kate Submitted by: Cotton Lorraine
That Teak Submitted by: Alexis
Teak is a kind of wood.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Back Door Fog" originally "Back For Good"
Submitted by: Alexis
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Mancunian Way"
The Lyrics: 'I'm driving home again Back down Mancunian Way'
Why: Because Mancunian Way is a place.
Submitted by: Emma
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Me Light Rye Fire" originally "Relight My Fire"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"Lee, Fight Rye Mire" originally "Relight My Fire"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
