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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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John Leonon, John Lennon & Yoko Ono

Music Quotes:

Press Reporter: Do you think Ringo is the best drummer in the world?
John Lennon: I dont think he's the best drummer in The Beatles.
Submitted by: Adam
When asked by a reporter - "How did you find America?" Lennon replied "Turned left at Greenland."
Submitted by: sarah
There are additional music quotes available.

Music Jokes:

John Lennon went up to heaven. St Peter said to him "Can I have your autograph?"
Lennon said "Sod off - I got caught like that last time!"
Submitted by: Bob Atkin
What was John Lennon's last hit?
The pavement.
Submitted by: Joe Mama

Performer Nick Names:

Known informally as: Dr. Winston O'Boogie. Submitted by: Martha Hankins

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Julian Lennon - Julian, who was born in 1963 (when his father was in the Beatles), takes his first name from the masculine derivative of John's mother's name, Julia. Submitted by: The Rev. A. Palgut
  • Sean Taro Ono Lennon - Sean: Gaelic spelling of John Taro, Japanese equivilent of John Ono and Lennon, his parents' last names. Submitted by: luc

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"How I Won the War"This film also starred Roy Kinnear who co-starred in the Beatles movie Help! - Paul Warren

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Instant Coffee""Instant Karma"Paul Warren
"Happy Christmas (War Is Over)""Happy Christmas ('Pearl Harbor' is Over)"britrock
"Wanton""Woman"oldrock

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"After Midnight""Whatever Gets You Thru The Night," John LennonKathy
"What Do You Want From Me""Gimme Some Truth," John LennonJosh
"Caught a Lite Sneeze""Bless You," John LennonJosh
"Inside""I'm Stepping Out," John LennonJosh
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Less You" originally "Bless You"
There's too much of you around!
Josh
"How Do You Seep?" originally "How Do You Sleep?"
Tom
"Give Pace A Chance" originally "Give Peace A Chance"
Regina Olsen
"Watching The Heels" originally "Watching The Wheels"
Serafina

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Nobody Told Mel" originally "Nobody Told Me"
Genevieve
"Nobody Told Meg" originally "Nobody Told Me"
Genevieve
"Powder To The People" originally "Power To The People"
Bruce Curb

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Nobody Fold Me" originally "Nobody Told Me"
Quark
"Nobody Mold Me" originally "Nobody Told Me"
Quark
"Patching The Wheels" originally "Watching The Wheels"
Lydia Helton
"Matching The Wheels" originally "Watching The Wheels"
Lydia Helton
"Latching The Wheels" originally "Watching The Wheels"
Lydia Helton

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Instant Karma""Stinky Grandma"Alvin Rhodes
"Power To The People""Shower Viewed Through Peephole"Alvin Rhodes
"Cold Turkey""Whole Turkey"Alvin Rhodes
"Come together""Come to Jihad/ Pervez Musharraf"Baker
"Jealous Guy""I'm Cinderella's Guy"Alvin Rhodes
"Give Peace a Chance""Give Peas a Chance"Mike Littoris
"Working Class Hero""Ricky Ricardo"Alvin Rhodes
"Instant Karma""Isthmus Karma"John A. Barry
"Instant Karma""Isthmus Canal"John A. Barry
"Jealous Guy""Commander Guy"Liam Wescott

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Watching The WheelsBBC Paralympics coveragepickle*
ImagineAtheist Socioty Of AmericaVInce Pale

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Crippled InsideCosmetic Surgery ClinicCharlie Decker
Imagine Any Church Or Religious OrganizationXRaySpecks

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Games Without Frontiers
   Peter Gabriel
Mind Games
   John Lennon
Mind Games Without Frontiers
They're messing with your head...
Grimley Fieendish
Thank God I'm A Country Boy
   John Denver
Woman
   John Lennon
Thank God I'm a Woman
(This is amusing knowing that the two performers are guys)
Runespoor
Who Feels Love?
   Oasis
Woman
   John Lennon
Who Feels Women?
Runespoor
Journey To The Center Of The Mind
   The Amboy Dukes
Mind Games
   John Lennon
Journey To The Center Of The Mind Games
crazydon
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

The John Lennon Sisters
John Lennon combined with The Lennon Sisters
Well...John's father did leave him!
Submitted By: Paul Warren
The John Lennonheads
John Lennon combined with The Lemonheads
Give alternative music a chance.
Submitted By: Martha Hankins

Misheard Lyrics:

"Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me they'd seen Lassie.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.
"# 9 Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll milk the cow bossy, bossy.
Original Lyrics:
Au Bawakwa Pousse' Pousse'
"Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me about Mrs. Langley
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like this
"Give Peace A Chance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' about magets, jackets, fagets and rabits this is aladin kick him in the nuts
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout bagism, shagism, dragism, madism, ragism, tagism. This-ism, that-ism isn't it the most?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Nobody Told Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody told me they'd seen Lassie.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody told me there'd be days like these.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Daniel Mellmann

These misheard lyrics were uncorrected for about 15 years.... almost sad I found out what the real lyrics were.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Instant Karma"
Better Lyrics:
Instant grits are gonna get you
So you better stuff your face
Topped with lots of pats of butter
Looks like yellow paste
Original Lyrics:
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
You better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
Submitted by: cereal
"Woman Is The Nigger Of The World"
Better Lyrics:
Woman is the beggar of the world
Original Lyrics:
Woman is the nigger of the world
Submitted by: Mike Hack
"Imagine"
Better Lyrics:
Imagine if John Lennon
Had visited the King
To help in tough times
We still might hear them sing
Original Lyrics:
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Submitted by: TeddyBear

Funny Lyrics:

"A Day In The Life"
The Funny Lyrics:
'The Holes In Our Roads'. There are 4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire, or one twenty-sixth of a hole per person, according to a council survey. If Blackburn is typical there are two million holes in Britain's roads and 300,000 in London. This article was in the Daily Mail; a London Newspaper.
Why They're Funny:
Slow news day, but it got the attention of The Beatles. When looking for lyrics, just pick up today's newspaper!!!
Submitted by: Ron Sloan
"Nobody Told Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs...
Why They're Funny:
The imagery...can YOU imagine Nazis in YOUR bathroom? :)
Submitted by: Bill Conrad
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"How Do You Sleep"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Oh, how do you sleep at night?
Oh, how do you sleep at night?
Why They're Repetitive:
Uh, John, now that you've asked the question, you should either tell Paul why you asked it or give him a chance to answer.
Submitted by: Aristotle
"Scumbag"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Scumbag
Why They're Repetitive:
That's it, he just says scumbag on every other beat. For like 5 minutes!
Submitted by: silverbeatle
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Imagine"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Imagine all the people
living life in peace
Why They're Nonsensical:
Lennon has been dead now for a quarter of a century.Time flies or what?The facts behind the case can be summed up thus-He was shot and fatally wounded outside his home by a crazy called Mark Chapman.This guy had led a troubled life from day one,having got himself into drugs,all kinds of bad associations,and ultimately the hatch.Having read the highly controversial novel The Catcher in the rye by J.D. Salinger,Chapman strongly identified with it's protagonist,Holden Caulfield-another crazy,who,in his own mixed up world got to believing that he was up against all the corrupting influences of the day.Although Chapman had been a fan of the Beattles,and Lennon especially,he started to percieve Lennon as one of these essentially rotten people,who chuck into their speech subliminal messages which affect people adversely and that kind of thing.Lennon thus grew to become,in an oft-expressed reference of Chapman's,a PHONY.He determined to murder his old favourate.At the time he did it he was in possession of a book which Lennon had signed for him that very evening,and,if memory serves me well,was actually a copy of Catcher in the rye itself.After shooting Lennon he calmly sat down and let himself be arrested.Subsequently he spoke of,quote,Voices in his head urging him not to plead insanity-Here we have a case of insanity seeming to be rebounding on itself.Ofcourse the conspiracy theorists have had a field day with the entire thing.Chapman,and his fictional counterpart Caulfield sound to me like the kind of raving maniacs we'd all become if the world was as Lennon wishes in the famous Imagine.He seems to have been under the impression that without belief in God,without possessions,without anything to kill or die for,and so on,the world would be full of happy souls.Actually the opposite is the case.This proposition is the recipe for a return to the stone age.Without a proper sense of right and wrong,our homes and properties,and our strivings for a better life,guess where we're headed guys?At the risk of repeating myself-straight back to the jungle.No question about it.He speaks of imagining there's no need for greed and hunger-Since when was there a NEED as such for either anyway?Imagine there's no countries-Utter incongruity here.Another thing he does is saying the same thing twice over in a different way,probably without even realising-Imagine there's no Heaven and Hell-A few lines or so later he says-...and no religion too.-Heaven and Hell may sound somewhat archaic nowadays but you can't talk about them and religion as though they were entirely separate issues.You may say he's a dreamer,he tells us.A dreamer?With statements like these Lennon sounds to me more like he was entirely around the bend.He says he's not the only dreamer either.As if one of these peddlars of the world's worst garbage wasn't enough.He hopes that one day we'll all become dreamers so that the world will be as one.A brotherhood of man living life in peace.There could be no better reply to such garbage than DREAM ON.A song like this is the kind of thing which might just have influenced Chapman more than anything else in his mad crusade against the singer.There's an old record kicking around our house featuring Imagine on one side and another of Lennon's famous diatribes on the reverse called Working class hero,in which he really goes to town to make working class people feel as insignificant as possible.Also,he's about the only guy alive at that time who would have got away with chucking the F word into a song twice,as he actually does here.With such ludicrous outpourings as Imagine,and such withering outpourings as Working class hero,guys like Lennon do themselves no favours whatsoever.There are crazies out there who will kill for much less.
Submitted by: THE BIG GUY
 

Insincere Lyrics:

"Imagine"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Imagine no possessions
Why They're Insincere:
You may have imagined it, John, but you didn't exactly practice it.
Submitted by: Tom Radigan
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Imagine"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world can live as one
Why They're Misrhymed:
Well written song, but amateurishly written refrain. Amateurish is what you get when you rhyme a word with itself.

[Ed's comment: Maybe Lennon meant to say "And the world can live as Juan"?]
Submitted by: R.S.K.
 

Insulting Lyrics:

"How Do You Sleep"
The Insulting Lyrics:
The only thing you did was yesterday
And since your gone you're just another day
Why They're Insulting:
John's basically telling Paul that he no longer means anything to him.
Submitted by: Aristotle
"Working Class Hero"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Keep you doped with religion, sex, and tv
And you think you're so clever, and classless, and free
But you're still f***king peasents as far I can see.
Why They're Insulting:
Not only is it probably the first song to say f***k. But it seems to be refering to the popular kids in american schools. most of the song seems to be against higher classed people. wich would most likely insult them.
Submitted by: silverbeatle

Dirty Lyrics:

"Well Well Well"
The Dirty Lyrics:
She was so sweet that I could eat her.
Why They're Dirty:
One of many autobiographical songs by Lennon, he's describing Yoko Ono. When the song was performed on the Live In New York City album, Lennon wryly adds "I did!"
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"How Do You Sleep?"
The Song Lyrics:
You live with straights
who tell you you was king
Jump when your momma
tell you anything
The only thing you done
was yesterday
And since you're gone
you're just another day
Ah, how do you sleep?
Ah, how do you sleep at night?
Song They Mention:
Actually, two mentioned:
'Yesterday' by the Beatles and 'Another Day' by Paul McCartney
Submitted by: Bill
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Instant Karma"
Opening Lines:
Instant Karmas's gonna get you. Gonna knock you right on the head. You better get yourself together. Pretty soon, you're gonna be dead.
Comments:
How prophetic!
Submitted by: George Harrison Ford
"Give Peace A Chance"
Opening Lines:
All we are saying...is give peace a chance.
Comments:
Submitted by: Lord Of The Ringo Starr
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Made Up Words in Songs:

"#9 Dream"
The Made Up Words:
Bowakawa
Comments:
Lennon got this word from a dream that he had.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Song Title Anagrams:

"Gee! A Cheap Vaccine" originally "Give Peace a Chance"
Submitted by: Josh
"You Bloody Ovens" originally "Nobody Loves You"
Submitted by: Josh
"Hmm, Gruesome Tit" originally "Gimme Some Truth"
Submitted by: Josh
"Scrawling Hookers" originally "Working Class Hero"
Submitted by: Josh
"We Hatch Lengthwise" originally "Wathing the Wheels"
Submitted by: Josh

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Woman Is The Nigger Of The World"
In mid-April 1972, this John Lennon song is banned by radio stations across the U.S. The song still manages to reach #57 on Billboard Magazine's HOT 100 charts.
Submitted by: Peter

Super Short Pop Songs:

"When In Doubt...Fuck It!" Length: 0:12
Previously unreleased material.
Submitted by: Mickey D.

Foreign Language in English Songs:

"#9 Dream"
The Lyrics:
Ah, Bowakawa Pousse, Pousse.
Why:
Though Lennon said that was nonsense, 'Pousse' is actually a French word meaning to advance.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Imagine"
The Lyrics:
Imagine there's no heaven
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Why:
Imagine here's no the van
No bell hello us
Above us sly on key
Submitted by: Peter
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Len Johnnen originally "John Lennon"
Submitted by: Instant Caramel

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Being a Walrus"
"I am the Walrus, Goo goo g'joob!"
Submitted by: jdizzy
"John Lennon Glasses"
His circual glasses referred to as 'John Lennon Glasses'
Submitted by: jdizzy
"Staying in bed with Yoko in a peace statement"
He stayed in bed for a while to bring peace
Submitted by: jdizzy
"Being Assassinated By A Crazed "fan""
With "fans" like that, who needs enemies?
Submitted by: Millie Verst
"#9 Dream"
Didn't mention dreams 1-8.Didn't even mention a #9
Submitted by: beegles

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