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Album cover parody of Carnival Ride by Carrie Underwood
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Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Hide, It's Your Weddin' ""Inside Your Heaven"Mark

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Jesus Take the Wheel,"Where did Jesus get his driver's license?Mark
"Inside Your Heaven,"No one has a heaven except GodMark

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Before He Heats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Danielle
"Before He Heats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Peter
"Before He Chats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Koop

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Before She Cheats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Yvonne Sindri

Song Parody Recordings:

Apr 8 "MPMS, PACK MY SHIT!" by Redneck MBA a parody of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
MENS PMS. IT IS INTOLERABLE TO ALL YOU POOR WOMEN! singsnap.com: (sing snap) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Before He Cheats""A Horny Geek"Jeff Reuben
"Jesus Take The Wheel""Jesus Grip The Wheel"6-for-the-win
"Before He Cheats""Because She's Nuts"Michael Pacholek
"Jesus Take The Wheel""Jesus Take The Wiiâ„¢"The Stinker
"Wasted""Wasted"The Stinker
"Before He Cheats""Before I Eat"Andy Trahan
"Before He Cheats""If I Don't Eat"Phil Phillips
"Before He Cheats""When My Man Cheats"MadTom
"Before He Cheats""Before She Eats"Gina Stanley
"Before He Cheats""A Charge That She Can't Beat"Brian Kane

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Ever Ever AftereHarmonyRachel
Before He CheatsMaury Povich show on cheatersCarla Bisagni

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Don't Forget To Remember MeAlzheimer's Support Groupbeatlebabe

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
   Wham!
Before He Cheats
   Carrie Underwood
Wake Me Up Before He Cheats
jay

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Carrie Oakey
Carrie Underwood combined with Phil Oakey (Human League, Giorgio Moroder)
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

Misheard Lyrics:

"Jesus Take The Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
She saw boulder lights flash before her eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She saw both their lives flash before her eyes.
"Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bad fruit cologne
Original Lyrics:
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
"Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his love seat
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats
"The Night Before Life Goes On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow, she'll be rollin' down I -10, Baton Rouge
LSU, 18 years in Hurryville.
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow, she'll be rollin' down I -10, Baton Rouge
LSU'18 years in her rear-view.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of "Before He Cheats". [Right now, endless repetitions ad nauseum of "Before He Cheats" are the scourge of karaoke, perhaps far more than any Shania song ever was.]
Original Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Submitted by: Backatcha
"Jesus Take The Wheel"
Better Lyrics:
Jesus take the Wheel, Noel take the hubcaps
Original Lyrics:
Jesus take the wheel
Submitted by: Jeffrey Kasten
"Jesus Take The Wheel"
Better Lyrics:
Jesus take the Wheel, Roman take the hubcaps
Original Lyrics:
Jesus take the wheel
Submitted by: Jeffrey Kasten

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
Ohh… not on me…
Why They're Nonsensical:
How do you save the next girl trouble when the next time he cheats it wont be ON you? So he'll still cheat but not on you? Does this help her???
Submitted by: Earl
"Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
He don't know
that I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
and carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger
to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think
before he cheats.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How does vandalizing your cougar ex-boyfriend's truck make him think before he cheats?
Submitted by: Celeste

Insulting Lyrics:

"Before He Cheats"
The Insulting Lyrics:
`Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 Wheel Drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires,
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Why They're Insulting:
I know it's not right for a man to cheat on his girlfriend, but to ruin someone's vehicle as revenge is illegal. I like the song, but in reality if a woman did that to her boyfriend just for having an affair with another woman, he could take legal civil action and she would be arrested for vandalism!
Submitted by: David Pratter
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
Right now she's
probably singing up some
white trash version of
Shania karaoke.
Who They Mention:
Shania Twain
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
Right now
he's probably
$3 worth of that
bathroom Polo.
Product Brand Name:
Polo Cologne
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Before He Cheats"
Opening Lines:
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Comments:
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Before Hech Eats" originally "Before He Cheats"
I guess it might be difficult to get Anne to eat.
Submitted by: Peter

Band Name Anagrams:

Weird Rude Racoon Submitted by: Rosie Finch

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
'Cause the next time that he cheats,
It won't be on me.
Why:
'Cause the next mime that he cheats,
It won't be on tea.
Submitted by: Scary Blundergood Can Flub
 
 
 
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