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Fun Music Information -> Carrie Underwood

Album cover parody of Carnival Ride by Carrie Underwood
Parody album cover
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New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Hide, It's Your Weddin' ""Inside Your Heaven"Mark

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Wheel Of The World,"A world is not a vehicleChristy McDaniel
"Jesus Take The Wheel,"There were no cars while Jesus was aliveChristy McDaniel
"Jesus Take the Wheel,"Where did Jesus get his driver's license?Glenn
"Inside Your Heaven,"No one has a heaven except GodDeanna

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"So Big," Iyaz"So Small," Carrie Underwood
"Tornado," Little Big Town"Blown Away," Carrie Underwood
"The Horizontal Bop," Bob Seger"Flat On The Floor," Carrie Underwood
"Black Cars," Gino Vannelli"Two Black Cadillacs," Carrie Underwood
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Some Harts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Some Heats" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Fat On The Floor" originally "Flat On The Floor"
Yvette Bristle
"Heel Of The World" originally "Wheel Of The World"
Candy Welty
"Before He Heats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Danielle

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Some Hearths" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Before She Cheats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Yvonne Sindri

Change a Letter:

"Rome Hearts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Same Hearts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Dome Hearts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Nome Hearts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Sole Hearts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Aug 5
a parody of "Cowboy Cassanova" by Carrie Underwood
You gotta check who's online. Why online dating is always a bad idea...
YouTube: (YouTube)
July 26
a parody of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
I want a woman who wants me for my lightsaber!
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Good Girl""Hood Girl"Blaydeman
"Blown Away""Flushed Away"Agrimorfee
"Two Black Cadillacs""Floor Splat Acrobat"Matthias
"All-American Girl""Adamantium Jerk"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Before He Cheats""Ejector Seat"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Undo It""Ctrl-Z"Abbott Skelding
"Cowboy Casanova""Catfish"Abbott Skelding
"Before He Cheats""Afraid 2 Run My A/C"Nixon Lee
"Undo It""Unglue It"Greg Swartzentruber
"Do You Hear What I Hear"""What Liquids Are In Here?""Arwen

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Before He CheatsAuto repair shopAustin C
Ever Ever AftereHarmonyRachel
Before He CheatsMaury Povich show on cheatersCarla Bisagni

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Undo ItDivorce Lawyercarly_carlz
Before He Cheatsmarriage counselorSarah
Before He Cheatsdivorce lawyerSarah
Before He CheatsbrothelSarah
Don't Forget To Remember MeAlzheimer's Support Groupbeatlebabe

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Coca Cola Cowboy
   Mel Tillis
Cowboy Casanova
   Carrie Underwood
Coca Cola Cowboy Casanova
Edward
Janie's Got A Gun
   Aerosmith
Little Toy Guns
   Carrie Underwood
Janie's Got A Little Toy Gun
Edward
Cold Hearted
   Paula Abdul
Cowboy Casanova
   Carrie Underwood
Cold Hearted Cowboy Casanova
Edward
Should've Been A Cowboy
   Toby Keith
Cowboy Casanova
   Carrie Underwood
Should've Been A Cowboy Casanova
Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Carrie Underworld
Carrie Underwood combined with Underworld
Submitted By: Calop
Carrie Oakey
Carrie Underwood combined with Phil Oakey
If American Idol's first country-music winner married the lead singer of Human League, her new name would sound just like the word "karaoke"!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

Misheard Lyrics:

"Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's probably getting sexy
Original Lyrics:
And she's probably getting frisky.
"Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the 8-tracks in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry
Original Lyrics:
All the Ajax in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry
"Blown Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is so twisty, memories blown away
Original Lyrics:
Every tear-soaked whiskey memory blown away
"Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his limousine.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his leather seats.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his limousine.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his leather seats.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Scandia

Well, a limousine is a kind of car, so I simply assumed that she was referring to his car as a limousine.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
I dipped my finger down inside

Of that little Krackel bar that I did buy

Hershey's chocolate soup is what I felt

I held the gooey bar up, and I took a bite

Teeth are swamped with choco-mire

Maybe, next time, I'll eat before it melts
Original Lyrics:
I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe, next time, he'll think before he cheats
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of "Before He Cheats". [Right now, endless repetitions ad nauseum of "Before He Cheats" are the scourge of karaoke, perhaps far more than any Shania song ever was.]
Original Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Submitted by: Backatcha
"Jesus Take The Wheel"
Better Lyrics:
Jesus take the Wheel, Noel take the hubcaps
Original Lyrics:
Jesus take the wheel
Submitted by: Jeffrey Kasten

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
Why They're Nonsensical:
How do you save the next girl trouble when the next time he cheats it wont be ON you? So he'll still cheat but not on you? Does this help her???
Submitted by: Earl
"Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
He don't know
that I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
and carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger
to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think
before he cheats.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How does vandalizing your cougar ex-boyfriend's truck make him think before he cheats?
Submitted by: Celeste

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Before He Cheats"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive.
Carved my name into his leather seat.
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights.
Slashed a hole in all four tires and
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Why They're Inappropriate:
The song is about vandalism. ((Editor's note: Please be sure to use BR tags between each line, otherwise it will resemble a full paragraph, which often looks messy for song lyrics. Song lyrics read easier when they are in lines.))
Submitted by: Steve
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
Right now she's probably
singing some white trash version
of Shania Karoake
Who They Mention:
Shania Twain
Submitted by: Celeste
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
Right now she's
probably singing up some
white trash version of
Shania karaoke.
Who They Mention:
Shania Twain
Submitted by: Celeste

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
Right now
he's probably
$3 worth of that
bathroom Polo.
Product Brand Name:
Polo Cologne
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Before He Cheats"
Opening Lines:
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Comments:
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Unapologize"
The Made Up Words:
unapologize
Comments:
"Unapologizing" is an established word, but "unapologize" was made up for this song.
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Blown A Way" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Before Hech Eats" originally "Before He Cheats"
I guess it might be difficult to get Anne to eat.
Submitted by: Peter

Band Name Anagrams:

Render Crow Audio Submitted by: Candy Welty
Crude Indoor Ware Submitted by: Candy Welty
Around Weird Core Submitted by: Candy Welty
Narrowed Rice Duo Submitted by: Nikki
Coward Diner Euro Submitted by: Nikki

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"A Law By Now" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Elizabeth
"Ban Owl Way" originally "Blown Away"
Whatever *that* means...
Submitted by: Elizabeth
"A Bylaw Now" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Elizabeth
"Bawl? No Way!" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Elizabeth
"Cash Before Thee" originally "Before He Cheats"
Submitted by: John

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
He don't know
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
and carved my name into his leather seats.
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Why:
The song is a little uptempo but boy I don't know if this would make an ex-boyfriend think before he cheats?
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
'Cause the next time that he cheats,
It won't be on me.
Why:
'Cause the next mime that he cheats,
It won't be on tea.
Submitted by: Scary Blundergood Can Flub
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Airy Wonder Could originally "Carrie Underwood"
Submitted by: shecountry

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Kissing a 12 Year Old Boy"
At a concert in Louisville, Ky. a 12 year old male fan named Chase held up a sign asking Carrie for his first kiss. She obliged, held his hand and kissed him smack on the lips!!! Lucky kid...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Why:
I would hate to have this blast out loud while being falsely accused of vandalism.
Submitted by: Glenn
 

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