Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Fun Music Information -> Carrie Underwood
Parody album cover
click to see the original
click to see the original
This is the most recent information about Carrie Underwood that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Carrie Underwood, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Hide, It's Your Weddin' " | "Inside Your Heaven" | Mark |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Wheel Of The World," | A world is not a vehicle | Christy McDaniel |
| "Jesus Take The Wheel," | There were no cars while Jesus was alive | Christy McDaniel |
| "Jesus Take the Wheel," | Where did Jesus get his driver's license? | Glenn |
| "Inside Your Heaven," | No one has a heaven except God | Deanna |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Throwing It All Away," Genesis | "Wasted," Carrie Underwood | |
| "If Looks Could Kill," Heart | "Flat On The Floor," Carrie Underwood | |
| "So Big," Iyaz | "So Small," Carrie Underwood | |
| "Tornado," Little Big Town | "Blown Away," Carrie Underwood | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Some Harts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Some Heats" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Fat On The Floor" originally "Flat On The Floor"
Yvette Bristle
"Heel Of The World" originally "Wheel Of The World"
Candy Welty
"Before He Heats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Danielle
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Some Hearths" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Before She Cheats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Yvonne Sindri
Change a Letter:
"Rome Hearts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Same Hearts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Dome Hearts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Nome Hearts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
"Sole Hearts" originally "Some Hearts"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Nov 28
a parody of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
"I want a woman who wants me for my lightsaber!" (Filmed by Matt Stovarsky using the computer game The Sims 4 and edited using Vegas Movie Studio 15). Vocals provided by EmiLoca aka Emily Gerhard and Lyrics were written by Jeff Reuben. For more great parody content check out Amiright.com and my channel for more great Sims and Parody content
Youtube: (Youtube Video)
Aug 5
a parody of "Cowboy Cassanova" by Carrie Underwood
You gotta check who's online. Why online dating is always a bad idea...
YouTube: (YouTube)
July 26
a parody of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
I want a woman who wants me for my lightsaber!
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "See You Again" | "Meat on a Stick" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Something in the Water" | "Can't Hit with the Swatter" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Ghost Story" | "Thanksgiving" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "So Small" | "So Tall" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Burn" | "Beast" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Ghost Story" | "Beach Story" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Undo It" | "Look for It" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Just As I Am" | "Just As I Saw" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Good Girl" | "Red Squirrel" | WegaDriveIN |
| "Before He Cheats" | "Blame It on the Changes" | theshatteredaurora |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Before He Cheats | Auto repair shop | Austin C |
| Ever Ever After | eHarmony | Rachel |
| Before He Cheats | Maury Povich show on cheaters | Carla Bisagni |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Undo It | Divorce Lawyer | carly_carlz |
| Before He Cheats | marriage counselor | Sarah |
| Before He Cheats | divorce lawyer | Sarah |
| Before He Cheats | brothel | Sarah |
| Don't Forget To Remember Me | Alzheimer's Support Group | beatlebabe |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Coca Cola Cowboy Mel Tillis | Cowboy Casanova Carrie Underwood | Coca Cola Cowboy Casanova | Edward |
| Janie's Got A Gun Aerosmith | Little Toy Guns Carrie Underwood | Janie's Got A Little Toy Gun | Edward |
| Cold Hearted Paula Abdul | Cowboy Casanova Carrie Underwood | Cold Hearted Cowboy Casanova | Edward |
| Should've Been A Cowboy Toby Keith | Cowboy Casanova Carrie Underwood | Should've Been A Cowboy Casanova | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Carrie Underworld
Carrie Underwood combined with Underworld
Submitted By: Calop
Carrie Oakey
Carrie Underwood combined with Phil Oakey
If American Idol's first country-music winner married the lead singer of Human League, her new name would sound just like the word "karaoke"!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Misheard Lyrics:
"Jesus Take The Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics: Cheeses take the wheel.
Original Lyrics: Jesus take the wheel.
| "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics: Maybe next time he'll think before he drinks
Original Lyrics: Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
|
"Inside Your Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics: I wanna be inside your tennis
Original Lyrics: I wanna be inside your heaven
| "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics: Called my name
Original Lyrics: Carved my name
|
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
|
"Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics: And she's probably getting THIRSTY
Original Lyrics: And she's probably getting frisky
|
Story about this misheard lyric by: Donna I even listened to it on slow repeat a dozen times and it still sounds like thirsty! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
I dipped my finger down inside
Of that little Krackel bar that I did buy
Hershey's chocolate soup is what I felt
I held the gooey bar up, and I took a bite
Teeth are swamped with choco-mire
Maybe, next time, I'll eat before it melts
Of that little Krackel bar that I did buy
Hershey's chocolate soup is what I felt
I held the gooey bar up, and I took a bite
Teeth are swamped with choco-mire
Maybe, next time, I'll eat before it melts
Original Lyrics:
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe, next time, he'll think before he cheats
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe, next time, he'll think before he cheats
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of "Before He Cheats". [Right now, endless repetitions ad nauseum of "Before He Cheats" are the scourge of karaoke, perhaps far more than any Shania song ever was.]
Some white-trash version of "Before He Cheats". [Right now, endless repetitions ad nauseum of "Before He Cheats" are the scourge of karaoke, perhaps far more than any Shania song ever was.]
Original Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Submitted by: Backatcha
"Jesus Take The Wheel"
Better Lyrics:
Jesus take the Wheel, Noel take the hubcaps
Original Lyrics:
Jesus take the wheel
Submitted by: Jeffrey Kasten
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Carved my name into his leather seats
Why They're Nonsensical: Sure, that makes it clear that she's punishing him for cheating on her... but it also lets the police know that she's the vandal. She can claim that the "real" vandal did it to frame her, but then why would she carve her name into the seats in the first place instead of just ruining them? Carving her name into them serves to say, "I did this to punish you for cheating on me", which is pointless if she's just going to claim someone tried to frame her later.
Submitted by: Alice
| "Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won’t be on me! Ohh... not on me... Why They're Nonsensical: How do you save the next girl trouble when the next time he cheats it wont be ON you? So he'll still cheat but not on you? Does this help her???
Submitted by: Earl
|
| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Before He Cheats"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seat. I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights. Slashed a hole in all four tires and maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Why They're Inappropriate: The song is about vandalism. ((Editor's note: Please be sure to use BR tags between each line, otherwise it will resemble a full paragraph, which often looks messy for song lyrics. Song lyrics read easier when they are in lines.))
Submitted by: Steve
|
Dated Song Lyrics:
"Don't Forget to Remember Me"
The Dated Lyrics: Before you hit the highway
You better stop for gas There's a fifty in the ashtray In case you run short on cash Why They're Dated: Most newer cars don't have ashtrays anymore.
Submitted by: Bob
|
Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: Right now she's probably
singing some white trash version of Shania Karoake Who They Mention: Shania Twain
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: Right now she's
probably singing up some white trash version of Shania karaoke. Who They Mention: Shania Twain
Submitted by: Celeste
|
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights.
Product Brand Name: Louisville Slugger baseball bats
Submitted by: Bob
| "Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: Right now
he's probably $3 worth of that bathroom Polo. Product Brand Name: Polo Cologne
Submitted by: Celeste
|
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Before He Cheats"
Opening Lines: Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Comments: Submitted by: Celeste
|
Made Up Words in Songs:
"Unapologize"
The Made Up Words: unapologize
Comments: "Unapologizing" is an established word, but "unapologize" was made up for this song.
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
|
Song Title Space Change:
"Blown A Way" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Before Hech Eats" originally "Before He Cheats"
I guess it might be difficult to get Anne to eat.
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Anagrams:
Render Crow Audio Submitted by: Candy Welty
Crude Indoor Ware Submitted by: Candy Welty
Around Weird Core Submitted by: Candy Welty
Narrowed Rice Duo Submitted by: Nikki
Coward Diner Euro Submitted by: Nikki
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"A Law By Now" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Elizabeth
"Ban Owl Way" originally "Blown Away"
Whatever *that* means...
Submitted by: Elizabeth
"A Bylaw Now" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Elizabeth
"Bawl? No Way!" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Elizabeth
"Cash Before Thee" originally "Before He Cheats"
Submitted by: John
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: He don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive and carved my name into his leather seats. Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Why: The song is a little uptempo but boy I don't know if this would make an ex-boyfriend think before he cheats?
Submitted by: Celeste
|
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: 'Cause the next time that he cheats,
It won't be on me. Why: 'Cause the next mime that he cheats,
It won't be on tea. Submitted by: Scary Blundergood Can Flub
|
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Airy Wonder Could originally "Carrie Underwood"
Submitted by: shecountry
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Kissing a 12 Year Old Boy"
At a concert in Louisville, Ky. a 12 year old male fan named Chase held up a sign asking Carrie for his first kiss. She obliged, held his hand and kissed him smack on the lips!!! Lucky kid...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Why: I would hate to have this blast out loud while being falsely accused of vandalism.
Submitted by: Glenn
|
