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Meat Loaf and CherJokes:
Meat Loaf was performing one night when he passed out in the middle of the show. The doctors diagnosed him with dehydration due to forgetting to break for water between sets. It just goes to show, nothing is worse than dry Meat Loaf. Submitted by: Melissa
| Meat Loaf is a great artist, an accomplished actor and a physical fitness expert. Two out of three ain't bad. Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
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Band Name Origins:
- Meat Loaf was given that nickname as a child from a gym teacher in his school. I read that from a book of band name origins. Submitted by: Nick Mancini
- The actual complete band name is "Meat Loaf and the Neverland Express." "Meat Loaf" is Marvin Aday's (Meat Loaf) childhood nickname that his alcoholic father called him to tease Meat about his weight. The "Neverland Express" part deals with Meat's songwriter, Jim Steinman, and how he's obsessed with Peter Pan and the idea of Neverland, including the broadway show "Neverland." Submitted by: Eric D.
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Michael Lee Aday. Submitted by: Eric D.
Also known as: Marvin Lee Aday. Submitted by: Mike Hack
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Pearl - It's not a bad name, just kinda old fashioned. I used to think only grandmas were named Pearl. If she ever becomes a famouse singer herself, maybe the name will come back in vogue. Then again, I haven't met many kids named Meat. Submitted by: cygna vamp
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Fight Club" | His name is Robert Paulson! His name is Robert Paulson! - Brian Kelly |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Mescaline" | "Masculine" | Eva Cave |
| "Mascara" | "Masculine" | Eva Cave |
| "Two Out Of Three Ate Bad" | "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "gorilla" | "priscilla" | nicky |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Everything Is Permitted," | Some things are not. | Yvette Bristle |
| "I'll Kill You If You Don't Come Back," | How can you if you're not with the person? | Yvette Bristle |
| "Mercury Blues," | Mercury pigments like cinnabar are red, not blue | Susanna Viljanen |
| "You Took The Words Right Out Of Mouth," | Words aren't able to be taken out of a mouth. | Peter |
| "Mercury Blues," | Too hot a planet for life to be there & have blues | Daphne Hughes |
There are additional Meat Loaf literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Would You Lay With Me (In A Field Of Stone?)," Tanya Tucker | "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)," Meat Loaf | |
| "Let It Go," Idina Menzel | "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)," Meat Loaf | |
| "Guns, Guns, Guns," The Guess Who | "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad," Meat Loaf | |
| "Would I Lie To You?," Eurythmics | "I'd Lie For You (And That's The Truth)," Meat Loaf | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Two Out Of Tree Ain't Bad" originally "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Hayley Spalding
"Not A Dry Eye In The Hose" originally "Not A Dry Eye In The House"
Peter
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Moth" originally "You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"
Ashley Michelle McGowan
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Brad" originally "Two Our Of Three Ain't Bad"
The other two have different first names.
Peter
"Not A Dory Eye In The House" originally "Not A Dry Eye In The House"
Dory = a type of fish
Samantha Wayland
"Note A Dry Eye In The House" originally "Not A Dry Eye In The House"
Peter
"Paradise By The Dashboard Blight" originally "Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Bob
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bard" originally "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Yes, not all of us can write Shakespeare.
Rafeal De La Ghetto
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Month" originally "You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"
Christy Blanchard
"Paradise By The Washboard Light" originally "Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
I've never seen a lighted washboard :-D
Isac
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bed" originally "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
After all you need other furniture.
Peter
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bid" originally "Two Our Of Three Ain't Bad"
You at least need to bid three.
Peter
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Sad" originally "Two Our Of Three Ain't Bad"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)" | "I’d Do Anything For Trump (Even Lie And Cheat)" | Hu’s On First |
| "2 Out of 3 Ain't Bad" | "Jews and Israelis are Mad" | Adam Bernstein |
| "Bat out of Hell" | "Twat out of Hell" | Van S A'Parody |
| "Dead Ringer For Love" | "The One To Fight and to Love" | Monstermaster13 |
| "For Crying Out Loud" | "And All That I've Done" | Arch Vile |
| "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" | "3 Out Of 3 Is Rad" | eel deal |
| "Bat Out Of Hell" | "Twat Out Of Hell" | Grandpa |
| "I'm Gonna Love Her For Both Of Us" | "I'll Eat The Buffet For Both Of Us" | jj lucia-wright |
| "Is Nothing Sacred" | "An Open Letter to Hollywood" | John K. Pinnerato |
| "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" | "Jesus Picked Me Up (And I Won't Fall Back)" | JD1611 |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| The Monster Is Loose | "Lost" promos. | Meat |
| Bat Out Of Hell | 'Van Helsing' promo | SAK |
| For Cryin' Out Loud | Kleenex | Reese |
| I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) | Psa For Abstinence | Vic George |
| Paradise By The Dashboard Light | Cadillac Coup D'Ville | cygna vamp |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) | Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous | Tatiana |
| Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad | Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous | Tatiana |
| I Will Do Anything For Love | Dating Hotline | Craigus |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Running From Paradise Hall And Oates | Paradise By The Dashboard Light Meat Loaf | Running From Paradise By The Dashboard Light | Edward |
| Dio Tenacious D | You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth Meat Loaf | Dio Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth Tenacious D+ Meatloaf. Perfect. | Chaos |
| Blinded By The Light Manfred Mann's Earth Band | Paradise By The Dashboard Light Meat Loaf | Blinded By The Dashboard Light | KK |
| Another Brick In The Wall Pink Floyd | Bat Out Of Hell MeatLoaf | Another Brickbat Out Of Hell In The Wall | Thessaly Danes |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Rancid Meat Loaf
Rancid combined with Meat Loaf
I hope they don't play at any restauranta, 'cause I wouldn't wanna eat there. "Rancid Meat Loaf? No blue plate special for me, thanks."
Submitted By: Jonathan S.
Sugar Meat Loaf
Sugarloaf combined with Meat Loaf
Submitted By: Opie M.
Poison Meat Loaf
Poison combined with Meat Loaf
What your wife might feed you if you have an affair!
Submitted By: Robert Ballinger
Pink Meat Loaf
Pink combined with Meat Loaf
It must be uncooked.
Submitted By: Sutch
There are additional Meat Loaf Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Misheard Lyrics: I’ll take the vowels and seize the cat
Original Lyrics: And I'll take a vow and seal a pact
| "You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics: I bet you say that to other boys
Original Lyrics: I bet you say that to all the boys
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"Read 'Em and Weep"
Misheard Lyrics: And everything's grand
Original Lyrics: And everything's blank
| "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
Misheard Lyrics: Now don't be Sam...
Original Lyrics: Now don't be sad...
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Bat Out of Hell"
Misheard Lyrics: Before the final quack of ducks
Original Lyrics: Before the final crack of dawn
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I thought it could have been the final quack of ducks! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"It's All Coming Back to Me"
Better Lyrics:
I had pizza last night
Pepperoni and cheese
With Anchovie and onion
It's all coming back on me
Pepperoni and cheese
With Anchovie and onion
It's all coming back on me
Original Lyrics:
But if I touch you like this
And if you kiss me like that
It was so long ago
But it's all coming back to me
And if you kiss me like that
It was so long ago
But it's all coming back to me
Submitted by: Riçhard Henrí
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
The Funny Lyrics: There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
Why They're Funny: Imagine trying to put a Coupe de Ville at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box. The tire alone would crush this.
Submitted by: Aaron
| "Everything Louder Than Everything Else"
The Funny Lyrics: If you want my views of history, then there's something you should know The three men I admire most are Curly, Larry, Moe
Why They're Funny: It's just funny! Feel a little sorry for Shemp, though. The whole song is pretty funny and very cool.
Submitted by: cygna vamp
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Out Of The Frying Pan (And Into The Fire)"
The Repetitive Lyrics: And into the fire! fire! fire! And into the fire! fire! fire!
Why They're Repetitive: He says that like 20 times in the whole song, and he does most of them right after another.
Submitted by: ~*~Mouse~*~
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm cryin' icicles instead of tears
Why They're Nonsensical: No one can cry icicles.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Objects in the Rearview Mirror May Appear Closer.."
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And objects in the rear view mirror
may appear closer than they are (which, by the way, is the full title of the song; it wouldn't fit entirely in the song name field) Why They're Nonsensical: The song and story is about a man who has gone through some depressing and difficult times and how he has buried those feelings. And although a great amount of time has passed, those feelings are nearer to your present state of mind than you might think. However, there are two problems with using these lines to describe this. One, the quote the way it is given in the song, although makes no sense to the story. If things appear closer than they are, it means that you are aware of how close the pain is but it, in reality, isn't really that close. And two, if you read the outside mirror of your car the correct phrase is 'objects in the rearview mirror may be closer than they appear' which would actually have made the song make sense.
Submitted by: Shannon C.
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
The Insincere Lyrics: Anything for love, oh I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that Why They're Insincere: If he would do ANYTHING, why doesn't he just do that too?
Submitted by: Alex
| "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
The Insincere Lyrics: I want you. I need you.
But there is no way that I am ever going to love you. Why They're Insincere: Well, if you don't love her, it will not be a good relationship then.
Submitted by: Daniel L
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"All Revved Up With no Place to Go"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I was out on the prowl down by the edge of the track.
Like a son of a jackal I'm the leader of the pack. Why They're Misrhymed: E-man has got it wrong. He reckons 'son of a jackal' is supposed to rhyme (poorly) with 'leader of the pack'. But go back to the previous line: 'down by the edge of the track'. 'Track' and 'pack' rhyme perfectly. If we're going to be pedantic, let's at least be accurate!
Submitted by: Wabbit
| "All Revved Up With No Place To Go"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: And like the son of a Jackel
I'm the leader of the pack Why They're Misrhymed: He tries to do it by only mumbling the last two letters of jackel but it just doesn't work
Submitted by: E-man
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
The Insulting Lyrics: I want you,
I need you, But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. Why They're Insulting: He tells the woman that not only does he not love her, but "there ain't no way" he ever will. Ouch.
Submitted by: Kathy
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
The Dated Lyrics: But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
Why They're Dated: Cracker Jack no longer comes in boxes; now it's packed in bags.
Submitted by: RJSchex
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Paradise by the dashboard light"
The Dirty Lyrics: Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed Cause we were barely seventeen And we were barely dressed Why They're Dirty: its obviouse that there arn't clothed and plan to have sex in the car!!! tut tut
Submitted by: Jenny
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Everything Louder Than Everthing Else"
The Lyrics: The three men I admire most Are Curly, Larry and Moe!
Who They Mention: The Three Stooges
Submitted by: xxixii
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Mercury Blues"
The Lyrics: Well if I had money Tell you what I’d do I’d go downtown and buy a mercury or two Crazy bout a mercury Lord I’m crazy bout a mercury I’m gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road
Product Brand Name: Mercury cars
Submitted by: cygna vamp
| "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
The Lyrics: But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding
At the bottom of a Cracker Jack box. Product Brand Name: Cadillac Coupe de Ville
Submitted by: rocky
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Song Title Space Change:
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Dot Hat)" originally "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
The Lyrics: Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end Why: All the "don'ts" should be "doesn't."
Submitted by: Rpollck
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Band Name Anagrams:
A Fat Mole Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Fame Alto Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
A Flame To Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Tame Foal Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Something you don't associate with this artist.
Me Afloat Submitted by: Amy Grunt
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Bat Out Of Hell" Length: 9 55
Submitted by: rtttyyhj
"For Crying out Loud" Length: 8:42
The greatest love song of all time and also i think by far the longest
Submitted by: Meatloaforever
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" Length: 8:28
Very nicely done, Mr. Loaf. Combines nostalgia, the promise of making love, and a little regret over the union. He even throws in a baseball announcement as a metaphor.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"I'd Do Anything for Love (but I Won't Do That)" Length: 11:59
I heard that this song was the longest song to hit the #1 spot in the states, but I misheard the length as 7 minutes, and I thought "American Pie" had also hit #1, but the length of the Meat Loaf song is 11, not 7, minutes! More like 12!
Submitted by: crazydon
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Paradise By The Dash Lord Bite" originally "Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Whatever a dash lord is, it might well bite!
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Threw Out Of Tree Ain't Bad" originally "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
I'd consider it bad, grammatically and otherwise.
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"Boo Out Of Three Taint Ad" originally "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
Submitted by: Amy Grunt
"Hat Out Of Bell" originally "Bat Out Of Hell"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Lead Dinger For Rove" originally "Dead Ringer For Love"
Submitted by: cyslexiD diK
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Two out of Three Ain't Bad"
The Lyrics: I want you, I need you, but there ain't now way I'm ever gonna love you. Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
Why: He can't seem to express the love to his woman that he's with and this is the same thing that happened to him as well, but it was another woman telling him.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Leet Moaf originally "Meat Loaf"
Submitted by: Rocky
Moat Leaf originally "Meat Loaf"
Submitted by: Rocky
Performers with Handicaps:
"Color Blind"
According to his autobiography, Meat Loaf has trouble distinguishing red from green.
Submitted by: cygna vamp
Hidden Tracks:
"Mercury Blues"
About 2 minutes after "Forever Young" on the Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself album, Meat sings this heart wrenching (yeah, right) ballad about the love a man has for his car. I found it when I was making a video for a computer animation class.
Submitted by: cygna vamp
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Super Markets
Thats where you buy meatloaf.
Submitted by: Travis
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
The Lyrics: Can you build an emerald city
Why: Obviously, the classic Wizard of Oz. One of the first movies in color!
Submitted by: Alex
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Bad Ringtone Choices:
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth"
The Lyrics: And then you took the words right out of my mouth. Oh it must have been while you were kissing me. You took the words right out of my mouth. Oh and I swear it's true, I was just about to say I love you.
Why: For phone answerers that are speechless.
Submitted by: Ian
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