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Melissa EthridgeMelissa Ethridge Was Working In A Toll Booth. So There Were All These Cars Going To One Toll Booth. And Melissa Wasn't Getting Any So She Started To Sing Come To My Window. Submitted by: Kat Dennings
| Q: How can you tell what guitar belongs to Melissa Etheridge at the Hard Rock Cafe? A: It's the one with a strap on. Submitted by:
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Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"You Can Leap While I Dive" | "You Can Sleep While I Drive" | Lisa Basil |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"I'm The Only One," | There are many other people besides you. | Yvette Bristle |
"Chrome Plated Heart," | How the heck can you have a chrome plated heart? | Crispay Chicken |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Are You Gonna Go My Way?," Lenny Kravitz | "Yes I Am," Melissa Etheridge | |
"You Are The Woman," Firefall | "Yes I Am," Melissa Etheridge | |
"You're Perfect," Semisonic | "Yes I Am," Melissa Etheridge | |
"You're Gorgeous," Stereophonics | "Yes I Am," Melissa Etheridge | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"I'm The Only One" | "I'm The Rumor Weed" | Hu's On First |
"Come To My Window" | "Can't Find My Rhino" | Blaydeman |
"I'm the Only One" | "I'm Attila The Hun" | Tony Wiseguy |
"Come to my Window" | "Dance on my Table" | Exxtregular/Chanell W |
"Bring Me Some Water" | "Somebody Lend Me A Quarter" | Bitterheart(Formerly Known as SUFIWTSIF) |
"Bring Me Some Water" | "Stay Away From My Daughter" | Stupid Un-funny idiot who thinks she is funny |
"Message To Myself" | "A Message For King Austin" | Christy McDaniel |
"Come to My Window" | "Where Did the Wins Go" | Michael Pacholek |
"If I Wanted To" | "Diego To The Rescue" | Christy McDaniel |
"You Can Sleep While I Drive" | "Baby, You Can Drink While I Drive" | BonnieB |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
I Need To Wake Up | Sleep disorder clinic | Peter |
Bring Me Some Water | Drought Assistance Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt |
I Wanna Come Over | Convelescence Supplies (Wheelchairs, crutches, etc.) | lesbefriends |
Bring Me Some Water | Phoenix (AZ) Emergency Rescue Hotline | Indomitus |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
You Can Do Magic America | Like The Way I Do Melissa Etheridge | You Like The Way I Can Do Magic 'like' changes from an adverb to a verb | Gigi |
I Could Have Danced All Night Julie Andrews | If I Wanted To Melissa Etheridge | I Could Have Dance All Night If I Wanted To | Serafina |
Cleaning Out My Closet Eminem | Coming Out Blues Melissa Etheridge | Coming Out My Closet Blues No comment :) | Alianne |
If I Wanted To Melissa Etheridge | Run Away Real McCoy | If I Wanted To Run Away | Serafina |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Come to My Window"
Misheard Lyrics: I would dial Columbo
Original Lyrics: I would dial the numbers
| "I'm the Only One"
Misheard Lyrics: Come on and hold her 'til the feeling is gone
Original Lyrics: Go on and hold her 'til the screaming is gone
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"If I Wanted To"
Misheard Lyrics: I could dance Little Debbie on a Saturday night
Original Lyrics: I could dance with the devil on a Saturday night
| "I'm the Only One"
Misheard Lyrics: 'til the speech is done
Original Lyrics: 'til the screaming's gone
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"I Want To Come Over"
Misheard Lyrics: I want a Kimono
To hell with the concert plans. Original Lyrics: I want to come over
To hell with the consequence. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Hilary A coworker of a friend thought that these were the real lyrics. We have no idea what she was thinking, but perhaps that having a Kimono was of great importance to Ms. Ethridge? Enough to miss a concert for anyway. |
"Come To My Window"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Come to my window, I'll be home soon.
Why They're Nonsensical: Why is she telling [whoever] to 'come to my window' yet later on she says 'I'll be home soon'? Apparently, she seems to be asking for a robber to show up!
Submitted by: Dyan Cannonball
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"I Want To Come Over"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I know you're home
You left your light on You know I'm here The night is thin I know you're alone I watched the car leave Your lover is gone Let me in Why They're Inappropriate: Basically the entire song is inappropriate, but I selected these particular lyrics. I love this song, but are people even aware of what the words about? It's about when Melissa Etheridge was having an affair with Lou Diamond Phillips' wife!!!
Submitted by: Crispay Chicken
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"You Used To Love To Dance"
The Dated Lyrics: Well ecstasy ain't free
Why They're Dated: These days, 'ecstasy' refers to a drug.
Submitted by: Lisa
| "2001"
The Dated Lyrics: Wake me up in the year 2001
Why They're Dated: Well, since 2001 has already come and gone, she'd already be awake by now!
Submitted by: Redhead64
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There are additional dated lyrics available. |
"The Prison"
The Lyrics: I was high and dry like the Kansas sky
If I ached for any more I knew I'd surely die Why: Kansas
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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