Fun Music Information -> Westlife

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Music Jokes:

Q. What has 200 legs and no pubic hair?
A. The front row at a Westlife concert.

Submitted by: Ken

Band Name Origins:

3 out of 5 in the band came from the west coast of Ireland. Originally called Westside, but changed due to legal reasons. Submitted by: Demi
The band were originally called "Westside" because founding band members Shane, Kian and Mark were born and raised in Sligo-which is located in the westside of Ireland. Therefore they wanted to incorporate this into their band name. However due to legal reasons, as there was a hip hop group with a similar name- "Westside Connection", the band changed it to "Westlife"- managing to still keep in the Sligo association. Submitted by: Joshua

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Smell Of My Pants"	"Queen Of My Heart"	Hnin Pwint
" Stink of My Fart"	" Queen of My Heart"	Vicky
"Why Can We Not Sing"	"Flying Without Wings"	Teh Yee Kiat
"What Makes A Band (bore you the way we do)"	"What Makes A Man"	Anjali Sakhrani
"I'm Up Your Girl"	"Uptown Girl"	Ebal
There are additional Westlife new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"I Left My Heart In San Francisco,"	In that case,you're dead	Bobo
"Queen of My Heart,"	How can a heart have a person in it?	Bobo
"World of Our Own,"	Not until we have space travel!	Bobo
"Flying Without Wings,"	It's bad enough them even flying to start with	Bobo

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Wear It Again" originally "Swear It Again"

don't mind if I do!

Bob

"Sear It Again" originally "Swear It Again"

Bob

"Angel's Wigs" originally "Angel's Wings"

Bridget Andrews

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Glove Crime" originally "Love Crime"

The kind done to leave no fingerprints, of course.

Penelope Beckinsale

"Love Crimea" originally "Love Crime"

Crimea = peninsula in southern Ukraine.

Penelope Beckinsale

"My Glove" originally "My Love"

Natasha

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Love Prime" originally "Love Crime"

Penelope Beckinsale

"Lone Crime" originally "Love Crime"

Penelope Beckinsale

"Dove Crime" originally "Love Crime"

Penelope Beckinsale

"Love Chime" originally "Love Crime"

Penelope Beckinsale

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Flying Without Wings"	"Flying Without Stings"	Chez
"You Raise Me Up"	"Two Girls One Cup"	Stephen Turner
"When Your Looking Like That"	"When Your Looking Like Pat"	Grub
"Lay My Love On You"	"Lay On A Hospital Bed"	Ellie
"Obvious"	"You An Idiot (And I've Moved On)"	Ap Erson
"Flying Without Wings"	"Writing Without Cheat"	Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Flying Without Wings"	"Flying Without Wings"	Sam_Spam
"If I Let You Go"	"Wetting Abbi Wall"	Adrian Reavill
"Flying Without Wings"	"Crown Ice Hotel"	Adrian Reavill
"World Of Our Own"	"Download Free Tones For Your Mobile Phone!"	Xander999
There are additional Westlife song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
My Love	Valentine cards	NK
Uptown Girl	'There's Something About Mary' promo	Catt

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Seasons In The Sun	Funeral Home	Supernixi

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Just Want You To Know Backstreet Boys	I Have A Dream Westlife	Just Want You To Know I Have A Dream So don't wake me up, okay?	D-Boz
Free Fallin' Tom Petty	Flying Without Wings Westlife	Free Falling Without Wings	DebbieW
Fly With Me 98 Degrees	Flying Without Wings Westlife	Fly With Me Without Wings	Da Phoenix
Queen of My Heart Westlife	Mull of Kintyre Paul McCartney	Queen of Kintyre	Hasina Ghani
There are additional Westlife duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"World Of Our Own" Misheard Lyrics: I let you ring when no-one else calls Original Lyrics: I let you in where no-one else goes	"When You're Lookin' Like That" Misheard Lyrics: She's a five foot tent a tattoo, and Bentley-eyed. Original Lyrics: She's a five foot ten With a catsuit, and Bambi eyes.
"Everybody Knows" Misheard Lyrics: And when I smile My fetus shows So everybody, everybody knows. Original Lyrics: And when I smile My feelings show So everybody, everybody knows.	"Bop Bop Baby" Misheard Lyrics: When I call you at home Annie answers the phone. Original Lyrics: When I call you at home And he answers the phone
There are additional Westlife misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"One Love"

Misheard Lyrics:

My low for the things we tried.

Original Lyrics:

One love for the mother's child.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Lulu

Well one day, I was doing "Singstar" with my cousin when he stopped singing and just stared at me. It was awful.

There are additional Westlife misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Mandy"

Better Lyrics:

Oh Mommy, and you came and you tied up my laces
But I sent you away, Oh Mommy
And you came and you fixed up my braces
And I need you today, Oh Mommy

Original Lyrics:

Oh Mandy, when you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, Oh Mandy
when you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, Oh Mandy

Submitted by: jimmy

"Leeming"

Better Lyrics:

Uptown Mop, He's been living in a Aldi shop
And he's going out with action man
And his favourite food is cheese and ham
What a man!

Original Lyrics:

Uptown girl, she's been living in her uptown world
I'll bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why
I'm gonna try

Submitted by: marcus

"Swear It Again"

Better Lyrics:

I wanna know whoever told you I was watching porno?
The only joy that I have ever known girl I'm just trying.

Original Lyrics:

I wanna know whoever told you I was letting go?
The only joy that I've ever known girl they were lying.

Submitted by: Minh

Funny Lyrics:

"Never Knew I Was Losing You" The Funny Lyrics: I came across an open road if only there were signs to show me which direction I should go... Why They're Funny: these lines make me think of how Moses and the gang got lost in the desert for forty years - men don't like to ask for directions Submitted by: Hasina Ghani	"Never Knew I Was Losing You" The Funny Lyrics: tell me what are you looking for I can't play your games any more Why They're Funny: it sounds as if Nicky's getting pissy (pardon my Anglo Saxon) over a game of i-spy. Submitted by: Hasina Ghani
There are additional Westlife Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"We've Got A World Of Our Own" The Nonsensical Lyrics: I let you in where no one else goes Why They're Nonsensical: which is the place where no one else goes? his personal toilet!! Submitted by: vaibhav	"Can't Lose What You Never Had" The Nonsensical Lyrics: You cant lose what you never had Why They're Nonsensical: why does he even care if he never had it in the first place? Submitted by: SupaCaz
There are additional Westlife nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"All The Songs Dedicated To Girls"

The Insincere Lyrics:

You're the only girl that I need...
What can make me feel this way...
My girl, etc...

Why They're Insincere:

Since Mark came out of the closet, we can be sure he wasn't being sincere...

Submitted by: supernixi

"Looking Like That"

The Insincere Lyrics:

How am I supposed to leave you
When you're looking like that

Why They're Insincere:

Basically they're banging on about how they're regretting dumping the girl because she's put on a some tight clothes and bit a of makeup?! What shallow creeps.

Submitted by: Kathryn