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Fun Music Information -> R. Kelly

This is the most recent information about R. Kelly that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about R. Kelly, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

R. Kelly feat. Big Tigger, R. Kelly and Jay Z, R. Kelly and Celine Dion, R. Kelly and 50 Cent, R. Kelley

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Robert Kelly. Submitted by: soul

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Jaya - Submitted by: Felicia Dunham
  • Aaliyah-Daena Yakka - I guess he must have had a lot of love 4 Aaliyah. But come on, man! Your Aaliyah isn't even related to THE legend Aaliyah. Submitted by: Ajaraea

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"I Was Born As A Thai""I Believe I Can Fly"nevergonnaknow
"I Believe I'm High""I Believe I Can Fly"Mark
"Hex Me""Sex Me"BabyCB
"Fried Chicken (Remix)""Ignition (Remix)"Shawntel
"Mutation""Ignition "Call me AK

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I Believe I Can Fly,"Only if it's on a planeIsac
"I Believe I Can Fly,"I'd like to see R. Kelly try it.Jim

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"S.O.S.," ABBA"You Saved Me," R. Kelly
"Next Plane To London," The Rose Garden"I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly
"Two Lovers," Mary Wells"One Man," R. Kelly
"Take A Message To Mary," The Everly Brothers"Love Letter," R. Kelly
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Tim" originally "If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time"
That sounds painful...unless he's a contortionist.
Jonathan S.

Change a Letter:

"Every Positron" originally "Every Position"
Positron = + charged antiparticle to electron
Edyth Bowen
"Whee I Think About You" originally "When I Think About You"
Jessica Childress
"When I Think About Lou" originally "When I Think About You"
Jessica Childress
"Then I Think About You" originally "When I Think About You"
Candy Welty
"I Believe I Can Fry" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
Only after you lose the weight.
Cape Canaveral Lavigne

Recordings:

Apr 9
a parody of "Feelin' On Yo Booty" by R. Kelly
the title says it all, basically about getting drunk and wasting all your money
soundclick: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Rock Star""Wok Star"Blaydeman
"I Believe I Can Fly""I Believed I Could Fly"Abbott Skelding
"I Believe I Can Fly""Please Don't Freak, I'm The Fly"Matthias
"Ignition (Remix)""Nutrition (Clueless)"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Your Body's Callin' (His & Hers Extended Remix)""Your Body's Callin' (Lustin' After Jazmin Mix)"Ty G
"I Believe I Can Fly""I Believe I Eat Pie"BenSwitzer
"I'm the Worlds Greatest""I'm the Worlds Fattest"Gari J
"I Believe I Can Fly""I Believe I'm a Fly"BananaSplits68
"Ignition""Ribbit Nation"Julio A Robles
"Trapped In The Closet: Part One""Trapped In My Lyrics: Part One""Odd" Lando

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Burn It UpIcy HotC
The Closet (Parts 1-5)Jerry SpringerNate
I Believe I Can Fly Anti Drug Ad For LSDtwiddle
IgnitionAuto Rapairjulia gulia
I Believe I Can FlyRed Bull Energy DrinkAmanda
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I Believe I Can FlyRed BullSalma
Bump & GrindRape Crisis CenterTosha
Step In The Name Of LoveParapelgic Support GroupMyron
I Don't See Nothing Wrong (With A Little Bump And Grind)Sex Addicts LineSisterGirl

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Let Me Be The River
   Willie Nile
Snake
   R. Kelly
Let Me Be The Snake River
Ashley Michelle McGowan
Learn To Fly
   Foo Fighters
I Believe I Can Fly
   R Kelly
I Believe I Can Learn To Fly
Looks like R Kelly is training for Superman
naths taylor
I'm A Woman
   Peggy Lee
The World's Greatest
   R. Kelly
I'm The World's Greatest Woman
...and thank you for noticing! ;)
Ramona B.
Just Want You to Know
   Backstreet Boys
Trapped In the Closet
   R. Kelly
Just Want You to Know I'm Trapped In the Closet
Max Maxter
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Reckless R. Kelly
Reckless Kelly combined with R. Kelly
Just so you know, R. Kelly's initial does NOT stand for Reckless.
Submitted By: Larry
R.E.M. Kelly
R.E.M. combined with R. Kelly
The R. by itself looks lonely. Let's add some letters to it.
Submitted By: Daniel
Relient Kelly
Relient K. combined with R. Kelly
Would give both initials something to stand for!
Submitted By: Bob
R. Kelly Clarkson
R. Kelly combined with Kelly Clarkson
Submitted By: Stu L. Pigeon

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can cry
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
"She's Got That Vibe"
Misheard Lyrics:
My niece has got it
Original Lyrics:
Leonice has got it
"She's Got That Vibe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anita's Got It
Original Lyrics:
Leonice has got it
"You Remind Me of Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
You remind me of my chief
Original Lyrics:
You remind me of my Jeep
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe I can soak
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can soar

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

Ever since Space Jam came out, I thought at first he said "I believe I can soak"!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
Kellyanne Conway sings:

I believe I can lie
I believe I can smile and lie
I can spew lies every night and day
Media that I hope to sway
I believe I can roar
Say it louder than ever before
I believe I can lie
I do often deny
Alt.facts from me to you...
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly hoo
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
But if my kids want to be happy
They should know that ain't okay with me
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can fly

I stole a plane from the FBI

All I wanted was a chicken wing

From McDonald's or Burger King

I believe I can fly

I stole a plane from the FBI

All I wanted was a Popsicle

But I ended up in the hospital
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly

I believe I can touch the sky

I think about it every night and day

Spread my wings and fly away

I believe I can soar

I see me running through that open door

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly
Submitted by: Amanda
There are additional parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Then she cries out
'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax'
Why They're Funny:
Hearing the whole five chapters consecutively (along with the video) almost made me literally explode with incessant laughter but it was this section that is the icing on the cake. Sorry, but if two people are having sex with one another and one is about to climax, I doubt with every percent of seriousness that the climaxer would be so aristocratic and contemplative with his/her raptured utterance as to say something like: 'by Jove, my darling, it appears that I am becoming so aroused I'm en route to experiencing a climax'. And for such a scenario to be conjured by someone like R. Kelly, the notion is even more the ludicrous.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"I Believe I Can Fly"
The Funny Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
Why They're Funny:
You live in a time when commercial air travel is affordable for many people, and you only *believe* you can fly?
Submitted by: Sheogorath
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Trapped In The Closet"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I'm trapped in the closet
he's coming up to the closet
he's opening the closet
Why They're Repetitive:
wow! How much more original can you get?
Submitted by: Rachel Anderson
"Ignition (Remix)"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce bounce bounce
Why They're Repetitive:
Didn't spend a lot of time thinking about the lyrics there, did you, R.? Then again, it's probably hard to think of more creative lyrics when you're in the back of a squad car.
Submitted by: Bevy
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I Believe I Can Fly"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, if you actually DO believe that, I think you are pretty stupid! It's impossible for a human being to fly!
Submitted by: Barry Chuckle
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Ignition"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like
'So what, I'm drunk'
Why They're Misrhymed:
Nice try...
Submitted by: Michael S.
"Ignition"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
its the remix 2 ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen
Why They're Misrhymed:
ignition and kitchen dont rhyme!
Submitted by: Lou xXxXx

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Thoia Thoing"
The Lyrics:
Now we off in the Hummer V
Product Brand Name:
Hummer
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Trap Ped In The Closet" originally "Trapped In The Closet"
So, that's where they're sending pedestrians, now
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Song Title Anagrams:

"Envy Ice If Liable" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
Submitted by: Susan
"Civilian Feel Bye" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
That is, they feel like they're leaving
Submitted by: Susan
"Hey, No Love!" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"No Holy Eve" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Oh, One Levy" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Trapped in the closet." Length: 83:57
Submitted by: meeeh :)

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Crapped in the troset" originally "Trapped in the Closet"
Submitted by: bobthemagicaligator

Crime Records:

"Pedophilia"
In 2003, R. Kelly got busted for making videos that included teenagers. And once the news came out, Dave Chappelle made fun of him by making the song 'Pee on You'.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Throat Surgery"
A spokesman for R. Kelly says the R&B singer is suffering complications from throat surgery and will miss promotional appearances for the his new album and memoir. Kelly had surgery last year to treat an abscess on his vocal cords. Kelly's new album "Write Me Back" was released recently with his memoir due to be released soon.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"Ignition (Remix)"
The Lyrics:
Now It's like murder she wrote, once I get you out of them clothes.
Why:
Murder She Wrote, starring Angela Lansbury.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

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