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Quotes:

Be cool.
- Weezer

Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Well while there is much speculation, it has recently been discussed at the offical Weezer message board, that Rivers Cuomo weezer's front man had a dream of a man with a flaming pie, the man with the pie was from outer space. When Rivers awoke from his dream the first thing that came to his mind was Weezer, and then he chose it for the band name. Submitted by: Onlyinpinkerton
  • One of Jon's high school (or college) pals in GARFIELD was nicknamed Weezer. The guys in the band of this name thought it was cool. Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman

Stupid Band Names:

  • Sounds like the lead singer is sick, doesn't it? Submitted by: Kelly
  • Weezer sounds like a nerdy little band, but they are quite cool Submitted by: Innotech

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Surf Wax America"You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat - Jonathan S.

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
WhizzerOne of the puppies in '101 Dalmatians' (1996)Quyjibo
Geezerssomeday when they're old men, this might applyRandom Madeupperson

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Sunspot In The Ocean""Island In The Sun"Regina Haniger
"We All Need Hugs""We Are All On Drugs"Holden
"Kidney Complication""Perfect Situation"Holden
"We Are All On Charge""We Are All On Drugs"Alan the Ottoman
"Say It Ain't Po""Say It Ain't So"Dragon_of_Bebop

There are additional Weezer new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Island in the Sun,"There are no islands on, or in, the sun.Dongquan
"Queen Of Earth,"No one can rule the entire planet.Yvette Bristle
"Island In The Sun,"It would burn.JC Foster
"Island In The Sun,"Unless it's a sunspot, how can it be an island?Diddims

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"I Eat Dinner," Kate & Anna McGarrigle"Pork And Beans," Weezer
"Vacation," The Go-Go's"Beverly Hills," Weezer
"Maps," Maroon 5"Beverly Hills," Weezer
"Going To California," Led Zeppelin"Beverly Hills," Weezer
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Last Off!" originally "Blast Off!"
Candy Welty
"Why Other?" originally "Why Bother?"
Peter
"Tired Of Ex" originally "Tired Of Sex"
Diana Jasper
"Hunt You Every Day" originally "Haunt You Ever Day"
Could you picture Rivers Cuomo with a gun?
Josh
"This Is Such A Pit" originally "This Is Such A Pity"
Meredith Corpening

There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Queen Of Hearth" originally "Queen Of Earth"
Samantha Wayland
"Why Brother?" originally "Why Bother?"
Peter
"This Is Such A Piety" originally "This Is Such A Pity"
Meredith Corpening
"Win The Garage" originally "In The Garage"
Do you win a car to go in it?
jonny
"Harsh Pipe" originally "Hash Pipe"
Julia Farda

There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Why Mother?" originally "Why Bother?"
Peter
"Crap" originally "Crab"
JeReMy
"Island On The Sun" originally "Island In The Sun"
Makes more sense.
Dongquan
"Beverly Pills" originally "Beverly Hills"
Weezer takes medicine
dxman
"Tired Of Sea" originally "Tired Of Sex"
I'm sea-sick!
Josh

There are additional Weezer song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

May 11
a parody of "Pork and Beans" by Weezer
The horrors of teaching sex ed...
tindeck.com: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Dope Nose""Elsa Ross"girlypink66
"Beverly Hills""Over the Hill"James Khanman
"Beverly Hills""I'm Growing Gills"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Buddy Holly""Angel Long"Fack Sabbath
"Buddy Holly""Noel Fielding"Karl Hook Willers
"In The Garage""In The Opticians"Fack Sabbath
"El Scorcho""El Nombre"Fack Sabbath
"Buddy Holly""Joe Cole"Fack Sabbath
"Buddy Holly""Joseph Kony"SpeakToMe
"Hash Pipe""Toothbrush (Vermin Supreme's theme)"Hu's On First

There are additional Weezer song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Beverly Hills'Totally Spies!' TV Series PromosRanger Ian
The Damage In Your HeartCholesterol Prevention CommercialHolden
We Are All On DrugsAny Drug Prevention CommercialHolden
Burndt JambSmucker's JamEl Scorcho
Buddy HollyBuddy Holly DocumentaryIndra.v
There are additional Weezer commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Island in the SunTravel AgentDongquan
We Are All On DrugsDrug Rehab CenterBeichan
We Are All On DrugsDrug Relief ClinicABBYYY
Hash PipeNarcotic Rehab CenterFifi Tixibelle
We Are All On DrugsAlcoholics Annonymous or any drug rehab centerSt. Nobody of Suburbia
There are additional Weezer on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Smiling Islands
   Robbie Patton
Island in the Sun
   Weezer
Smiling Islands in the Sun
Dongquan
You And Me
   Lifehouse
We Are All On Drugs
   Weezer
You And Me, We Are All On Drugs
Holden
Peace Pipe
   Gary Hoey
Hash Pipe
   Weezer
Peace Hash Pipe
Terror Reid
Mr. Brightside
   The Killers
Crab
   Weezer
Mr. Crab
Doesn't sound like a fun teacher -.-
Dillon
There are additional Weezer duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Billy Edd Wheezer
Billy Edd Wheeler combined with Weezer
Submitted By: Quyjibo
Weenzer
Ween combined with Weezer
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell
Weezing Gorillaz
Gorillaz combined with Weezer
Submitted By: Jaccass
Weezer Coughing
Weezer combined with Soul Coughing
...from all that smoking.
Submitted By: Ricky

Misheard Lyrics:

"Beverly Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peppery hills
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
"Pink Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
See a Swede in floral prints
Original Lyrics:
See a sweet in floral prints
"Beverly Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverly Hills - Rolling like it just never ends!
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills - Rolling like a celebrity!
"The Good Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a nomad anymore.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be an old man anymore.
There are additional Weezer misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Buddy Holly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo, I got dibs on Buddy Holly.
Oh oh, and you'll marry Tyler Moore.
Original Lyrics:
Oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
And you're Mary Tyler Moore.

Story about this misheard lyric by: DeafTone

After years of thinking Weezer could just dibs people, turns out I was wrong... And I totally misunderstood the song.

There are additional Weezer misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Buddy Holly"
Better Lyrics:
Ooh-wee-ooh, Susie got a Barbie dolly
Oh, oh, now she's dressing like a whore
I don't care that her parents hate this
I don't care 'bout that
Original Lyrics:
Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Submitted by: Sakura

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Undone - The Sweater Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you want to destroy my sweater,
hold this thread as I walk away,
watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked,
lying on the floor, I've come undone!
Why They're Funny:
....Or you could just hack it to bits. That has a lot less directions.
Submitted by: Dan Druff
"Across The Sea"
The Funny Lyrics:
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk
Why They're Funny:
huh? I don't get it.
Submitted by: Jason H.
There are additional Weezer Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Perfect Situation"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
oh, oh, oh, oh
Why They're Repetitive:
half the song is this line repeated over and over
Submitted by: turkoizdog
"Island In The Sun"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Hip Hip (or a similar sound)
Why They're Repetitive:
Has Rivers got the hiccoughs or something?
Submitted by: Murphy

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Undone-The Sweater Song"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Why They're Nonsensical:
Um...okay...I have one question here: What were they on when they wrote this song?
Submitted by: Leileilol
 

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Tired Of Sex"
The Insincere Lyrics:
i'm tired so tired
im tired of having sex
.... Monday night i'm making jen
tuesday night im making lin
wednesday night i'm making catherine
Why They're Insincere:
ummm...wait a sec..yea ok whatever hehe. i mean i <3 weezer but. ya know. just a little insincere here..
Submitted by: WeezerGirl
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Peace"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
All these problems on my mind
Make it hard For me to think
Why They're Misrhymed:
The other verses rhyme, except this one. It could easily have been "make it hard for me to find" or something like that.
Submitted by: Jordan Elder
"Say It Ain't So"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Flip on the tele
Wrestle with Jimmy.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Except for the chorus, nothing much in this song rhymes.
Submitted by: rocky
There are additional Weezer misrhymed lyrics available.

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Buddy Holly"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Ooh-whee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly,
Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
Why They're Inappropriate:
What? Huh? What the heck does Mary Tyler Moore have to do with Buddy Holly, a quirky rock musician whose life was cut short years before Moore was famous. Maybe they're going for the nostalgia factor, or maybe they just think Generation Xers won't know who either Buddy Holly or Mary Tyler Moore was/is.
Submitted by: Quentin Opping
"Dope Nose"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Cheese smells so good on a burnt piece of lamb
Why They're Inappropriate:
Do what? What are you doing with a burnt piece of lamb in the first place?
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue
There are additional Weezer inappropriate lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Holiday"
The Lyrics:
On the road with Kerouac
Who They Mention:
Jack Kerouac, 20th century American writer. Wrote a novel called "On the Road".
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Buddy Holly"
The Lyrics:
Ooh ee ooh I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh and you're Mary Tyler Moore
Who They Mention:
Buddy Holly and Mary Tyler Moore.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional Weezer celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"El Scorcho"
The Lyrics:
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm Jell-o, baby
Product Brand Name:
Jell-o (flavored gelatin dessert)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
"Say It Ain't So"
The Lyrics:
Somebody's Heine'
Is crowdin' my icebox
...
This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings
Product Brand Name:
"Heine" is a reference to Heineken, a Dutch beer. "Steven's" is a reference to a brand of beer from Steven's Point Brewery in Wisconsin.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
There are additional Weezer product lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"El Scorcho"
The Song Lyrics:
Maybe I'm scared to say
I'm falling for you
Song They Mention:
"Falling for You", another song from the "Pinkerton" album, two songs after El Scorcho
Submitted by: JeReMy
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Crab"
Opening Lines:
Crab if you want her.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"The World Has Turned And Left Me Here"
Opening Lines:
The world has turned and left me here.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional Weezer spelling lyrics available.

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I'm The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
Comments:
Boasting to the highest pinnacle of possible boasting...
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Is Land In The Sun" originally "Island In The Sun"
No,there's almost certainly no land inside the Sun
Submitted by: Deirdre Collins

Song Title Anagrams:

"The Hay Tower" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"He Threw A Toy" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Her Wheat Toy" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Tow Hay There" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick
"Wrote 'The Hay'" originally "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Joy Stick

There are additional Weezer Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Across the Sea"
The Lyrics:
You are 18 year old girl
Who live in small city of Japan
Why:
Japan (country).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
"I Want You To"
The Lyrics:
I took you to Best Buy, you took me home to mom and dad
Why:
Best Buy
Submitted by: Alex

Songs That Are Banned:

"Hash Pipe"
Banned from Radio One airplay because of its advertisement of the drug "Hashish". People were scared that children would start using the drug that wasn't banned from private stores at the time.
Submitted by: Callum Sutton - CDB Radio Cambridge

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Only In Dreams" Length: 7:59
Caps off their debut album.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Acrostics:

SHAG: "She's Had A Girl"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
TOW: "The Other Way"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
DAD: "Death And Destruction"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"My Breast Fend" originally "My Best Friend"
Submitted by: Josh
"Sired Of Tex" originally "Tired Of Sex"
Yes, DNA shows Tex to be the father.
Submitted by: Lois Teem

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Say It AIn't So"
The Lyrics:
Say it ain't so
Your drug is a heartbreaker
Say it ain't so
My love is a lifetaker.
Why:
Say it ain't so
Your heart is a drugbreaker
Say it ain't so
My life is a lovetaker.
Submitted by: Rocky
 

Hidden Messages:

"Weezer (The Green Album)"
Weezer's 2001 album often known as The Green Album is home to a perculiar hidden message. If you open up the CD case and look behind the CD tray (to see the rear back cover) and look down the spine to the right, you will find the message 'No'. This might sound weird, but perhaps not when I tell you Radiohead's OK Computer has a message in the same place that reads "I like you. I like you. You are a wonderful person. I'm full of enthusiasm. I'm going places. I'll be happy to help you. I am an important person, would you like to come home with me?". The Green Album is answering OK Computer's question, basically.
Submitted by: Lee

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Collaboration with The Gregory Brothers"
For one of the songs in the "Auto-Tune the News", Rivers, Brian, Scott, and Pat actually appeared in the song and corresponding video.
Submitted by: JeReMy
"Naming a band after a member's childhood nickname"
"Weezer" was a childhood nickname given to Rivers Cuomo because of a breathing problem.
Submitted by: JeReMy

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Inhaler
ummm.... if you weez, you don't breathe well...
Submitted by: robbie

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"I Want You To"
The Lyrics:
We watched Titanic and it didn’t make us sad
Why:
Titanic
Submitted by: Alex
 

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Keep Fishin'"
The Lyrics:
You'll never do the things you want if you don't move and get a job.
Why:
If your friend gets offended by being told to get a job, and you get a call when you're with him/her, that would suck for you.
Submitted by: JeReMy
 

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