Fun Music Information -> Bif Naked
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Beth Torbert. Submitted by: newsound
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Bif Clothed | She's not QUITE naked. | Shilo |
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Let Down" | "Ditty" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears" | "I'm Afraid Of Bin Laden" | Vostok Hazard |
| "Tango Shoes" | "Mango Booze" | Tifanie J. Lamiel |
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Tango Shoes | Dance School | erica |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Twitch | Tourrette's Syndrome Helpline | erica |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| A Moment Like This Kelly Clarkson | Moment of Weakness Bif Naked | A Moment Of Weakness Like This | Anne |
| Spaceman Bif Naked | Space Oddity David Bowie | Spaceman's Space Oddity In space, no one can hear you scream... | Prototype |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Bif Barenaked Ladies
Bif Naked combined with Barenaked Ladies
Or Barenaked Bif Ladies...or Bifnaked Ladies!
Submitted By: Nude Yogi Bear
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics: In a chatroom full of lemons, I'm a lime.
Original Lyrics: In a chatroom full of lovers on the line
| "Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics: Can't get my mother off my back
She blow a fart and drive me crazy. Original Lyrics: Can't get my mother off my back
She don't have far to go to drive me crazy. |
"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics: Well, I sound like a philosopher
But I'm a fool 'cause I'm a rocker. Original Lyrics: Well, I sound like a philosopher
But I'm a fool who's off her rocker. | "I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics: In a chatroom full of lovers, I'm a lion.
Original Lyrics: With a chatroom full of lovers on the line.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics: In a chatroom full of lemons, I'm a lime.
Original Lyrics: In a chatroom full of lovers on the line
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Meg I didn't even think it was that strange a lyric for her to put into a song ... I mean, have you heard her poem tracks?! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"I Love Myself Today"
Better Lyrics:
He's gonna make the play Comrade Alexei
He shoots, he scores! He's on the breakaway
He shoots, he scores! He's on the breakaway
Original Lyrics:
I love myself today Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm I'm gonna be OK
I'm cool, I'm calm I'm gonna be OK
Submitted by: RazorBlade !6
Song Title Space Change:
"Vamp Ire" originally "Vampire"
Ire of a vamp could be as bad as a vampire!
Submitted by: Halloweena Jolie
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ma Viper" originally "Vampire"
Submitted by: Halloweena Jolie
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Playboy Magazine
Submitted by: Nude Yogi Bear
Skin Care Products
When you're naked, you show skin.
Submitted by: Run
