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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Beth Torbert. Submitted by: newsound

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Bif ClothedShe's not QUITE naked.Shilo

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"I Love My Elf Today""I Love Myself Today"Regina Haniger

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I Died,"If you're dead, you can't sing or say anything.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"I Died," Bif Naked"The End," The Doors
"I Died," Bif Naked"The Real End," Rickie Lee Jones
"I Died," Bif Naked"Worst That Could Happen," Brooklyn Bridge

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"I Glove Myself Today" originally "I Love Myself Today"
Makes one less thing the rest of us have to do.
Peter

Change a Letter:

"I Lose Myself Today" originally "I Love Myself Today"
And stay lost.
Peter
"I Move Myself Today" originally "I Love Myself Today"
Good, because the rest of us were busy.
Peter

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Let Down""Ditty"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears""I'm Afraid Of Bin Laden"Vostok Hazard
"Tango Shoes""Mango Booze"Tifanie J. Lamiel

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Tango ShoesDance Schoolerica

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
TwitchTourrette's Syndrome Helplineerica

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
A Moment Like This
   Kelly Clarkson
Moment of Weakness
   Bif Naked
A Moment Of Weakness Like This
Anne
Spaceman
   Bif Naked
Space Oddity
   David Bowie
Spaceman's Space Oddity
In space, no one can hear you scream...
Prototype

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Biff Rose Naked
Biff Rose combined with Bif Naked
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Bif Barenaked Ladies
Bif Naked combined with Barenaked Ladies
Or Barenaked Bif Ladies...or Bifnaked Ladies!
Submitted By: Nude Yogi Bear

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a chatroom full of lemons, I'm a lime.
Original Lyrics:
In a chatroom full of lovers on the line
"Let Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't get my mother off my back
She blow a fart and drive me crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Can't get my mother off my back
She don't have far to go to drive me crazy.
"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I sound like a philosopher
But I'm a fool 'cause I'm a rocker.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I sound like a philosopher
But I'm a fool who's off her rocker.
"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a chatroom full of lovers, I'm a lion.
Original Lyrics:
With a chatroom full of lovers on the line.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Love Myself Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a chatroom full of lemons, I'm a lime.
Original Lyrics:
In a chatroom full of lovers on the line

Story about this misheard lyric by: Meg

I didn't even think it was that strange a lyric for her to put into a song ... I mean, have you heard her poem tracks?!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I Love Myself Today"
Better Lyrics:
He's gonna make the play Comrade Alexei
He shoots, he scores! He's on the breakaway
Original Lyrics:
I love myself today Not like yesterday
I'm cool, I'm calm I'm gonna be OK
Submitted by: RazorBlade !6

Song Title Space Change:

"Vamp Ire" originally "Vampire"
Ire of a vamp could be as bad as a vampire!
Submitted by: Halloweena Jolie

Band Name Anagrams:

Bad Knife Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag
Fake Bind Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag
Baked Fin Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag
Find Beak Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag

Song Title Anagrams:

"Ma Viper" originally "Vampire"
Submitted by: Halloweena Jolie

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Video game roles"
In 2001, she appeared in SSX Tricky, in which she co-starred with David Arquette, Billy Zane, Lucy Liu, Macy Gray, and Oliver Platt. She also appeared again, as her character appeared in later games in the series.
Submitted by: JeReMy

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Playboy Magazine
Submitted by: Nude Yogi Bear
Skin Care Products
When you're naked, you show skin.
Submitted by: Run

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