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Fun Music Information -> Albert Hammond

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New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"It Always Snows In Northeast Ohio""It Never Rains In Southern California"Paul Warren

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Free Electric Band,"Umm... WHAT?Susanna Viljanen
"I'm A Train,"does that mean Albert has a tender behind?Kronos
"I'm A Train,"Rachel Stedman
"It Never Rains In Southern California,"Does so!That no-one Candy Nye

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"99 Miles From L.A.," Albert Hammond
"Sunny And 75," Joe Nichols"It Never Rains In Southern California," Albert Hammond
"How Far?," Martina McBride"Half A Million Miles From Home," Albert Hammond
"Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch"99 Miles From L.A.," Albert Hammond
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Half A Million Mils From Home" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
That's only 500 inches!
Monica Harpootlian

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Fair Disaster" originally "Air Disaster"
Alyssa Jayne
"Hair Disaster" originally "Air Disaster"
Alyssa Jayne
"Lair Disaster" originally "Air Disaster"
Alyssa Jayne
"Half A Million Miles From Homer" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Lucy Crosland
"Half A Million Smiles From Home" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Someone get sent a HUGE number of smiley faces?
Kirsten Abercrombie

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Half A Million Miles From Rome" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Then you'd be somewhere in space?
Daniel
"Half A Million Miles From Dome" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Ed
"Half A Million Miles From Nome" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Larry
"Half A Billion Miles From Home" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Now that's REALLY far away!
Monica Harpootlian
"Hall A Million Miles From Home" originally "Half A Million Miles From Home"
Monica Harpootlian

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Free Electric Band""Free Electric Plan"Susanna Viljanen
"Free Electric Band""Bass in Four Girl Band"Susanna Viljanen
"It Never Rains In Southern California""I Am An Avid Video Game Maniac"Erik "Taz" Mokracek
"The Free Electric Band""Pre-election Plan"Merry & Pippin
"It Never Rains in Southern California""It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Free Electric Band""Resurrected Man"Susanna Viljanen
"Free Electric Band""Free Cruising Plan (The Oceanic Voyaging Song)"Susanna Viljanen
"Free Electric Band""Wee Electric Van"Patrick McWilliams
"Down by the River""Down on the River"Patrick McWilliams
"It Never Rains In Southern California""There's Never Brains Except For Those Abnormal"Alvin Rhodes

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I'm A TrainMental InstitutionMark
Air DisasterFlight Reservations DeskFussBudget
Air DisasterAirline Reservation ServiceFussBudgetVanPelt
It Never Rains In Southern CaliforniaCalifornia Drought HotlineJesusGeek
Half A Million Miles From HomeRoadside Breakdown AssistanceFussBudgetVanPelt

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
It Never Rains In Southern California
   Albert Hammond
It's Raining Men
   The Weather Girls
It's Never Raining Men In Southern California
Sheila Evans
It Never Rains In Southern California
   Albert Hammond
I Wish It Would Rain
   The Temptations
I Wish It Woud Never Rain In Southern California!
We're sick of those landslides!
Paul Warren
The Free Electric Band
   Albert Hammond
Band On The Run
   Paul McCartney And Wings
The Free Electric Band On The Run
CJE

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Richard Hammond
Richard Marx combined with Albert Hammond
Top Gear's "Hamster" gets a recording contract.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly

Misheard Lyrics:

"It Never Rains in Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
That ombudsman don't know which one to take
Original Lyrics:
Had offers but don't know which one to take
"I'm a Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me
I'm a chain on a truck
I'm a chain, I'm a chain, I'm a chicken chain, yeah !
Original Lyrics:
Look at me
I'm a train on a track
I'm a train, I'm a train, I'm a chook-a train, yeah !
"The Free Electric Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
My father is a doctor, he's a fat-bellied man
Original Lyrics:
My father is a doctor, he's a family man
"It Never Rains in California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya
It pours, menopause.
Original Lyrics:
It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya
It pours, man, it pours
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I'm a Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me
I'm a chain on a truck
I'm a chain, I'm a chain, I'm a chicken chain, yeah !
Original Lyrics:
Look at me
I'm a train on a track
I'm a train, I'm a train, I'm a chook-a train, yeah !

Story about this misheard lyric by: Isabel

This song was particularly popular in one Chilean radio station in the '80s. I love its rhythm even having no idea (or nonsense) what Hammond was saying. :)

There are additional misheard stories available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"It Never Rains In Southern California"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
It never rains in california
But girl, don't they warn ya
Why They're Misrhymed:
It ain't the worst rhyme I've ever heard, but then, nothing really rhymes with California, does it? In spite of this 'cheater rhyme', it's my favorite pop song of all time!...
Submitted by: jukebox dave
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Marble And Moth Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Bold Ram Anthem Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Modern Lamb Hat Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Let Norm Dab Ham Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Mother And Lamb Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"I Am In Tar" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Air It, Man" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"A Martini" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"I Train Ma" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Mat In Air" originally "I'm A Train"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"It never rains in Southern California"
The Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in Southern California
Why:
Well, it does rain in the state of California!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Song Title Acrostics:

AD: "Air Disaster"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"It Never Rains in Southern California"
The Lyrics:
Seems it never rains in Southern California, Seems I've often heard that talk before.
It never rains in California, but girl don't they warn ya, it pours, man it pours.
Why:
This whole song is a story about a guy who thinks the grass is greener on the other side, but he thought wrong.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

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