Song Parodies ->Authors -> Red Ant
New and improved bio! Now with more ego and less substance than before!Just kidding of course. I'm the parodist who goes by Red Ant, whose real name is Jack Fletcher. I was born in and grew up in a small town in Virginia and still live there today.
I've been writing parodies for nearly three years, and have begun recording them recently. Before we get to those, I'd like to highlight what are considered some of my best works:
"I am the Very Master of all Errors Typographical": An ode to my craptacular typing and grammar, it took the bronze Medal June 2005 Song Of The Month (SOTM).
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel Fight!: Paul and Art really have it out in this parody, which took the bronze medal in the October 2005 SOTM.
Name is Jack: Self deprecating tune which won the silver medal in the February 2006 SOTM
Battle Hymn of the Darwin Awards": About the idiot's idiot, it took the silver medal in May 2006 SOTM.
Spamming Pests: A scorching view of spam, this won the gold medal in June 2006 SOTM.
I Don't Really Care Set to Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere", this won the gold medal in January 2007 SOTM.
X, The Bastard Letter: Set to "Puff, The Magic Dragon", this won the gold medal in ABC2, X Round.
Everybody's Girl: A parody of REM's "Everybody Hurts", this won the gold medal in ABC3, E Round.
What Rhymes With Orange?: A parody of "The Sound of Silence", this won the gold medal in ABC3, W Round.
Personal favorites: Foul Mouthed Me and Suicidal Anus
My recordings! Below Average Dave has recorded some of my songs as well as got me into recording myself. They are currently hosted on Soundclick.com: here's my current playlist:
I can be contacted through the Inthe00s.com Messageboard. Oh, as for my A/S/L, interests, favorite brand of cat food, etc.... um, if you really want to know that kind of information, here you go: 30s/Yes/VA, having fun, whatever is on sale, etc.
Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Broken Song | Broken Wings | Mr. Mister | 2007-02-15 |
| Copy Cat | Stupid Girl | Garbage | 2007-03-05 |
| Foul Mouthed Me | Without Me | Eminem | 2007-05-11 |
| Don't Tase Me, Bro! (Tased And Confused) | Dazed And Confused | Led Zeppelin | 2007-09-22 |
| Hey There, Maria | Hey There, Delilah | Plain White Ts | 2007-11-13 |
| Whining and a Bi*ching | Loosing My Religion | R.E.M. | 2007-11-13 |
| American Parodist | American Idiot | Green Day | 2008-01-18 |
| Overly Long Song Title That No One Remembers | Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town | Pearl Jam | 2008-02-25 |
| Reindeer horn buyers get elk poop for free | Working Class Hero | Green Day | 2008-04-20 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Loose Ground ( Alternate Lyrics ) | Loose Ground | Alice In Chains | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 127 | |
| Heroin | Would | Alice In Chains | 4.0 | 2.9 | 3.6 | 123 | |
| Happy Together (Split Personality) | Happy Together | The Turtles | 4.1 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 144 | |
| Addicted to Bud ( Marijuana) | Addicted to love | Robert Palmer | 4.1 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 153 | |
| Bute Thrust | Young Lust | Aerosmith | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| I Wish I Couldn't Remember | I Can't Remember | Alice in Chains | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 113 | |
| Dave Chappelle | My Name Is...Slim Shady | Eminem | 3.5 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 269 | |
| The One Thing I Can Never Have | Something I Can Never Have | Nine Inch Nails | 3.8 | 3.4 | 4.0 | 124 | |
| That Throne | Them Bones | Alice in Chains | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 236 | |
| Netzero/Dial-up sucks | So Happy Together | The Turtles | 4.0 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 381 | |
| Hepaptitis C | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | 4.7 | 3.7 | 4.7 | 263 | |
| At Sears | Kashmir | Led Zepplin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 265 | |
| Crippled For Life | Staying Alive | The Bee Gees | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 159 | |
| The Surreal World ( Vegas Loser) | The Real World | Queensryche | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Leaving Las Vegas | Nights In White Satin | The Moody Blues | 4.6 | 3.9 | 4.5 | 142 | |
| Eating His Feces ( Help my dog is..) | Falling To Pieces | Faith No More | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 167 | |
| The Guards Are Watching Me | Silent Lucidity | Queensryche | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Dead Brainy ( The Most Screwed Up Kid In The World | My Name Is..Slim Shady | Eminem | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 171 | |
| Leap Year Birthday | Rape Me | Nirvana | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| John Conner ( Terminator's Mission ) | Rooster | Alice in Chains | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 140 | |
| Red Ant ( parody of myself ) | Creep | Radiohead | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 362 | |
| Damn I Failed Latin | Nights In White Satin | The Moody Blues | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 137 | |
| Truth ( comments/ratings on parodies and/or lack t | Creep | RadioHead | 4.3 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| Kid in the Bib | Man in the Box | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| I Could Be Yours | You Could Be Mine | Guns N' Roses | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 148 | |
| Estranged( tribute to a lost relative) | Estranged | Guns N' Roses | 5.0 | 3.7 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Bad Typing ( for the finger typer's out there) | Sex Type Thing | Stone Temple Pilots | 4.6 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 120 | |
| They Die Young ( killing roaches ) | We Die Young | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Mr. Tombstone | Mr. Brownstone | Guns N' Roses | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 127 | |
| Land Of Faultlines ( for people in earthquake zone | Land Of Sunshine | Faith No More | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 159 | |
| George Dubya ( Worlds Love/Hate/Love with him ) | Love , Hate, Love | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Amiright City ( tribute to amiright and everyone h | Paradise City | Guns N' Roses | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 139 | |
| Moonlight ( werewolf story ) | Sunshine | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Dam The Teton ( Teton dam collapse ) | Dam That River | Alice In Chains | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 265 | |
| Digging For Moles ( Scared Mole Story ) | Down In A Hole | Alice in Chains | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 118 | |
| It's a Small World ( my version ) | It's a Small World | Disney | 4.0 | 4.6 | 4.3 | 367 | |
| Not Mine! ( dumb criminal story ) | Outshined | Soundgarden | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 133 | |
| Dumb Whore ( Paris Hilton bash ) | Freebird | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 303 | |
| Mcdonalds Food Really Sucks | Old MacDonald Had A Farm | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 360 | |
| Man This Turd Is Steamin' | California Dreamin' | The Mamas and the Papas | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 231 | |
| Cheating On The Form ( Tax Time! ) | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 120 | |
| Honesty | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 835 | |
| Countdown Two Destruction ( NASA Mission ) | Countdown To Extinction | Megadeth | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 199 | |
| What Was In My Eye? (v2) | What The Hell Have I? | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Unstained Parody ( not )v2 | Unchained Melody | The Righteous Brothers | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.2 | 122 | |
| Unstained Parody ( not ) | Unchained Melody | The Righteous Brothers | 4.7 | 3.3 | 4.1 | 127 | |
| Jackhammer ( construction workers lament ) | Sledghammer | Peter Gabriel | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Kathleen ( High School Crush ) | Caffeine | Faith No More | 4.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 212 | |
| Please Stay Away | I Stay Away | Alice in Chains | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 142 | |
| Midlife Crisis ( job security ) | Midlife Crisis | Faith No More | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 187 | |
| Long Gone Days | Long Gone Day | Mad Season | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 156 | |
| Grudge Factory | Sludge Factory | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 116 | |
| Yet he declined ( very sad ) | Am I Inside | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Thank You ( tribute to alot of people ) | Thank U | Alanis Morissette | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 154 | |
| Stinking Breath | Creeping Death | Metallica | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 216 | |
| TSSB-N.A.S.C.A.R. style | The Star Spangled Banner | Traditional | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| Monday, Monday | Monday, Monday | The Mamas and The Papas | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 173 | |
| No Sound Of Violence ( sniper story ) | The Sound Of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.4 | 167 | |
| Facelift Trilogy ( part 2 ) | I Can't Remember | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Facelift Trilogy ( part 3 ) | Man In The Box | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Facelift Trilogy ( part 1 ) | We Die Young | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Dirt ( Compilation/Tribute CD ) | Would? | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Powdered Water Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 223 | |
| George Hamilinton I.V. | Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | 4.3 | 4.5 | 3.8 | 168 | |
| Purely Psychological | Simply Irresistable | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Arylcyclohexamines | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Date Rape ( Not Funny..this Is Serious ) | Rape Me | Nirvana | 3.3 | 1.9 | 3.2 | 317 | |
| Cleaning Out The Bunghole | Welcome To The Jungle | Guns N' Roses | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 209 | |
| Monica ( Lewinsky scandal ) | Black Hole Sun | Soundgarden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Blow Up The Outside World -by George Bush | Blow Up The Outside World | Soundgarden | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 104 | |
| Burn From Sun Rays | Fell On Black Days | Soundgarden | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| 2005 ( the year the music died ) | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 253 | |
| English is illogical ! | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 197 | |
| Heaven Denies You ( slam on the new pope ) | Heaven Inside You | Alice in Chains | 4.6 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| My Wife's Crisis ( gross and funny ) | Midlife Crisis | Faith No More | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| Detachable Fetus | Detachable P*n*s | King Missile | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 150 | |
| Parental Ones | Natural One | Folk Implosion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Garbage Trucker | Uncle F***a | South Park Movie Soundtrack | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 207 | |
| I was the Very Model of a U.S. Surgeon General | I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 323 | |
| E.D. ( for Malcolm Higgins ) | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Sounds Like Cured E.D. | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Smells Like Misheard Lyrics ( read this ) | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 674 | |
| S.O.F. ( The Amiright Party ) | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 116 | |
| All Steve's Parodies ( AIC vs Nirvana ) | All Apologies | Nivana | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 195 | |
| Lapped By Him Twice | Trapped Under Ice | Metallica | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Writer's Block | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 119 | |
| Tw***cal ( for K1chyd ) | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 116 | |
| Tom Delay ( for John A. Barry ) | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 115 | |
| Cuttin' On The Hedge | Livin' On The Edge | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Streak and Enjoy | Seek & Destroy | Metallica | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Smells Like Darwin Awards ( news story ) | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Spell It Christina Aguilera | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 149 | |
| Graduation ( for Charlie Decker ) | Revolution | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Sick As A Dog | Come As You Are | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| I am the Very Master of all Errors Typographical | I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 659 | |
| Smells Like Tween Fangeeks | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Sink ( Red Ant vs Stephen ) | Sin | Stone Temple Pilots | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| New Me | Oh Me | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Grunge Is Dead? | Bleed The Freak | Alice in Chains | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 453 | |
| Rhyme Zone | Them Bones | Alice in Chains | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 2116 | |
| Allah Paula Cheese | All Apologies | Nirvana | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 217 | |
| Streak The Nights | Hit The Lights | Metallica | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| The Four Streakers | The Four Horsemen | Metallica | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 159 | |
| This Song Is So Lame | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 210 | |
| Tender Asian Boob | (Tender Age) In Bloom | Nirvana | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 268 | |
| I've Cloned Angelina(Jolie) | Sweet Home Alabama(Live) | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 141 | |
| Riding 'The Whirl' | Breaking The Girl | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Moneyback, Gwen | Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 204 | |
| They Are The Stupid Models Of Student Individuals | I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 320 | |
| Doesn't Remind Me of Soundgarden | Doesn't Remind Me | Audioslave | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 151 | |
| What? | Would? (version from the 'Live' CD) | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| MTV | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 284 | |
| No More Fanbase? | No Leaf Clover | Metallica | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 132 | |
| Viagra | The Letter | The Box Tops | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 227 | |
| Ooh-Ooh-Ooh Song | Immigrant Song | Led Zeppelin | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 723 | |
| Over The Hill's Not Far Away | Over The Hills And Far Away | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Zero Sense Parody: WTH was Kurt Singing? | Mexican Seafood | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Can't Afford Vacation | Californication | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 174 | |
| The Author | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 210 | |
| Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel Fight! | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 631 | |
| Jeremy (Misheard Lyrics Version) | Jeremy | Pearl Jam | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 828 | |
| What's the Meaning? | Come Together | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 3499 | |
| Chumba-Mumbling | Tubthumping | Chumbawumba | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 1240 | |
| Say Hello To My Little Friend | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 164 | |
| Possum Sugar Omelet!! | Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 189 | |
| Come Down! | Sundown | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 163 | |
| D-I-L-L-DOUGH | B-I-N-G-O | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 405 | |
| Underground Sue | Runaround Sue | Dion | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 213 | |
| You Wanna Know What Suck Is? | I Want To Know What Love Is | Foreigner | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 500 | |
| Queasy (I'm So) | It's So Easy | Guns N' Roses | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 158 | |
| Lyrics?! | Frantic | Metallica | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 190 | |
| No Kind of Lyrics | Some Kind Of Monster | Metallica | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| St. Anger Sucks | St. Anger | Metallica | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 212 | |
| Worthless Lyrics | Dirty Window | Metallica | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Metallica's Skid | Invisible Kid | Metallica | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Might Hurl | My World | Metallica | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Recycle Bin | Shoot Me Again | Metallica | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 172 | |
| Sweet Music | Sweet Amber | Metallica | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| The Queasy Feeling | The Unnamed Feeling | Metallica | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Halloween Scare/Candy Bowl | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 131 | |
| All Is Wrong Again | All Within My Hands | Metallica | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 156 | |
| Horrified | Purify | Metallica | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| St. Anguish (album w/bonus tracks) | St. Anger (complete album) | Metallica | 3.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 180 | |
| Misheard Lyrics (Mondegreens Album) | Various Songs (Album) | Various Artists | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| For Halloween, a Warning and Reminder | For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Heart Shaved Box | Heart Shaped Box | Nirvana | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 449 | |
| Lowered Now | Over Now | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Liftin' Heavy Weights | When The Levee Breaks | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Somewhere On Uranus | Summer In The City | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 109 | |
| Bum Is Too Large | Come As You Are | Nirvana | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 133 | |
| I Wrote A Short Ditty That'll Get Me No Fives | I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Only Happy When In Flames | Only Happy When It Rains | Garbage | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 157 | |
| Sing You: How to Karaoke a Coldplay Song | Fix You | Coldplay | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 470 | |
| Boring Tune | Love Me Do | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 134 | |
| MILF! | Help! | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 854 | |
| Farting | Mother | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 161 | |
| Got A Square You Can Spare? | There's A Tear In My Beer | Hank Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Copy-Cat! | Stupid Girl | Garbage | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 168 | |
| Sinuses | Simon Says | Drain STH | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 165 | |
| X (The Untitled Parody) | Disarm | Smashing Pumpkins | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 199 | |
| X, The Bastard Letter | Puff The Magic Dragon | Peter Paul and Mary | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 367 | |
| Boring Words | More Than Words | Extreme | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| Zip Up His Fly (He's Got To) | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 150 | |
| Thought Too Hard | Got Me Wrong | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Lady Vampire | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Ugly Thong | Got Me Wrong | Alice in Chains | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Dumb As Hell | Run Like Hell | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Pulled An All-Nighter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Learn To Sing Better | Yellow Ledbetter | Pearl Jam | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 219 | |
| Overly-Long-Song-Title-That-No-One-Can-Remember | Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town | Pearl Jam | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 157 | |
| Santa | Mother | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Sh**ty Tunes | Pretty Noose | Soundgarden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Christmas Undone | Comfortably Numb | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Reciprocity | All Apologies | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Bunged Up (Christmas Parody) | Young Lust | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| A Mother Deckin' The Hall | Another Brick In The Wall - PT. 1 | Pink Floyd | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 111 | |
| Rudolph The Inbred Reindeer | Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 155 | |
| The Rambler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 364 | |
| Drop By Tonight/Childrens' Faces | Goodbye Blue Sky/Empty Spaces | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Just A Dream That's All | What Shall We Do Now? | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Love Uranus | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 119 | |
| I'm Dyslexic | I'm Too Sexy | Right Said Fred | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 280 | |
| The 59th Teat Kids Song (Feedin' Baby) | The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 347 | |
| Please Yourself | Be Yourself | Audioslave | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 164 | |
| Deep Fried Those Mice | Sweet Child O' Mine | Guns N' Roses | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 143 | |
| Dixon Nuts | Magic Bus | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 296 | |
| PleasestopmakingparodiesofAvril'sComplicated | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 167 | |
| I Skip My Meals | Our Lips Are Sealed | Hilary Duff feat. Haylie Duff | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 136 | |
| (Fred Durst) Sucks | Faith | Limp Bizkit | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 496 | |
| Just A Little Freak, Nympho Streak | Bittersweet Symphony | The Verve | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 484 | |
| Zero Chance? | Zero Chance | Soundgarden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Stray Pooch | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Weak | Breed | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Va-China! | Tomorrow | Annie Soundtrack | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Green Day Stew | Brain Stew | Green Day | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 205 | |
| A Day In This Editor's Life | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 180 | |
| American Parodist | American Idiot | Green Day | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 137 | |
| Wild Nights Of Ours, History | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 113 | |
| Dazed Tripper | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 126 | |
| Lip-Syncing | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 176 | |
| Kindergarten | Wicked Garden | Stone Temple Pilots | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 300 | |
| Wood | Would? | Alice in Chains | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 165 | |
| Again! | Again | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Purple is Strange | People Are Strange | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Sleep | Creep | Lambretta | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Stickman | Sickman | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 404 | |
| Name is Jack | Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 668 | |
| Don't Sing It ! | Black Velvet | Alannah Myles | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Married Man | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Eat A Burger For PETA! | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| (The Things That Are) Annoying To Me | She's Always A Woman | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| What Rhymes With Orange? | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 509 | |
| Don't Time 'It' Please, Angelina! | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Madonna | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Year On This Site (Holy Cow!) | Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) | Green Day | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| I'm Off The Clock! | I Am A Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 144 | |
| Feelin' Lazy (Dedicated to Claude Prez) | The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 241 | |
| If You're Anal and You Know It (Leave Us Spam!) | If You're Happy and You Know It (Clap Your Hands) | Tradishunull | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Yet Bored Again (Bad Weather End!) | Get Born Again | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Imagine | Imagine | John Lennon | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 183 | |
| One Weak Chord (And They Sued Ya!) | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| The 'Olestra Has Some Side Effects' Song | Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart | Stone Temple Pilots | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 414 | |
| Used To Love Her ('cuz She Was My Sister) | Used To Love Her (But I Had To Kill Her) | Guns N' Roses | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 386 | |
| Nobody Told Me (Strange Dates) | Nobody Told Me | John Lennon | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 143 | |
| The Phil Alexander Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| (My Cat) Where Does He Sleep At Night? | Where Did You Sleep Last Night | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| The Man Who's Now A Girl | The Man Who Sold The World | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Emphasis | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Beavis Just Drank A Pot Of Coffee | Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Everybody's Girl | Everybody Hurts | REM | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| The Man Who Was A Girl | The Man Who Sold The World | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Don't Know The Original | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Tryst With The Sheep | Kiss From A Rose | Seal | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 867 | |
| About To Hurl | About A Girl | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Of Misused | Love Me Do | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Nursery Rhymes | Lake Of Fire | Nirvana | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 2532 | |
| Jester, eh? | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 111 | |
| Crack Whore | Rich Girl | Gwen Stefani featuring Eve | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 192 | |
| Big For Bs | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 177 | |
| Something Anyway | Something In The Way | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Slaying The Mime | Praying For Time | George Michael | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Jack's Morning | Tom's Diner | Suzanne Vega | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Hey Guys, This Song Sucks | Sometimes When We Touch | Dan Hill | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 273 | |
| Drone On | Hold On | Wilson Phillips | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| Hide Like A Weasel | Fly Like An Eagle | Steve Miller Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| Wrong Way | Wrong Way | Sublime | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 262 | |
| This Song's Not Music | Lost In Music | Sister Sledge | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 118 | |
| Whining and a-B*tchin' | Losing My Religion | REM | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 276 | |
| Dead Freaks | Head Creeps | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Journey Past Reality (Numb Your Mind) | Revolution Number 9 | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Whiny Crappy Music | Shiny Happy People | REM | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 242 | |
| Broken Song | Broken Wings | Mr. Mister | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| I Know | Alone (acoustic version) | Downface | 5.0 | 4.6 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| She Sells February | She Sells Sanctuary | The Cult | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| Dicken, My Dog | Breaking The Law | Judas Priest | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 193 | |
| Runnin' Out Of Steam | Runnin' Down A Dream | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Overplayed | Holiday | Green Day | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 174 | |
| There's Only 8 Words In This Song | Why Don't We Do It In The Road | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 152 | |
| Words So Lame (Political Parody) | Serve The Shame | Drain STH | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| B*tch Slapped | Witchcraft | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 225 | |
| Frankly, Farmers, It Isn't Mutilated Cattle | Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Go Shower | Sunshower | Chris Cornell/Great Expectations Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Battle Hymn of the Darwin Awards | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 950 | |
| Think, Write and Love | Drink, Fight and F*ck | GG Allin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| 50 Ways to Bore the List'ners | 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 315 | |
| They're Edible | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 120 | |
| View | Aviary Garlands (Blue) | Thread | 5.0 | 4.3 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Ode To My Toiletries | Ode To My Family | The Cranberries | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 201 | |
| Spamming Pests | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 523 | |
| Gobstoppers | Rock Lobster | The B-52's | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 395 | |
| Enya's Lyrics | Flora's Secret | Enya | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 270 | |
| Defiled A Mime | Sweet Child O' Mine | Guns N' Roses | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 264 | |
| Midnight Writer | Midnight Rider | The Allman Brothers Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 316 | |
| Her Name is Cat | Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| If You Hate Toilet Humor, Don't Read This | Blue On Black | Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Everybody Must Get 1s | Everybody Must Get Stoned | Bob Dylan | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 210 | |
| College Loan Consolidation | My Generation | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? | Why Don't We Do It In The Road | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Love Yer Cranium's Own Slick Views | Subterranean Homesick Blues | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Get A Life | Walk Of Life | Dire Straits | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 429 | |
| One Way To NOT Sing The ABCs | The ABC Song | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| 4 Syllables | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 487 | |
| Who Dooked The Urinal? | You Are So Beautiful | Joe Cocker | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 184 | |
| Why Did We Do It . . . | Why Don't We Do It In The Road | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Prove Yourself | Lose Yourself | Eminem | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 296 | |
| The Cigarettes | The Elements (live) | Tom Lehrer | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 490 | |
| Idaho | Vertigo | U2 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 192 | |
| Thrash The Bishop | Smack My B*tch Up | Prodigy | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 239 | |
| Unsavory Folks | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 194 | |
| Old Lame Song | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 240 | |
| I Don't Really Care | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 1020 | |
| Exhaustion | Eruption | Van Halen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 329 | |
| I Bought A Dog | I Fought The Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 239 | |
| Kim Had Better Days With Rhymes | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 594 | |
| Lives | Drive | Incubus | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Foul Mouthed Me | Without Me | Eminem | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 502 | |
| Nifong's Disbarred | I Fought The Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 141 | |
| Lame! (pisstake karaokedy version) | Fame | Irene Cara | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 205 | |
| Friends In Strange Places | Friends In Low Places | Garth Brooks | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 360 | |
| Crappy Singer | Linger | The Cranberries | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 299 | |
| Suicidal Anus (Plea from A*S*S) | Suicide Is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H) | Kenny Primus (written by Michael Altman) | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 362 | |
| Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 1749 | |
| Nonsense | Beeswax | Nirvana | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 209 | |
| 404 (File Not Found!) | 409 | The Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 413 | |
| Sure 404 | Wild Honey Pie | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 231 | |
| Don't Tase Me, Bro! (Tased and Confused) | Dazed And Confused | Led Zeppelin | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 507 | |
| Entity | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Hey There Maria | Hey There Delilah | Plain White Ts | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 778 | |
| Bush It | Push It | Salt-N-Pepa | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 409 | |
| Growin' Too Commercial | Going To California | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 307 | |
| The Q On The Grill | A View To A Kill | Duran Duran | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 222 | |
| Big-Arsed One | Hard Sun | Eddie Vedder | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 354 | |
| Bad Tune Writing | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 269 | |
| Repetition | Dedication | Thin Lizzy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 332 | |
| Ripped | If | Bread | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 294 | |
| Nullifier Party | Paralyzer | Finger Eleven | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 253 | |
| Retarded Rock And Roll | The Heart Of Rock And Roll | Huey Lewis & The News | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 491 | |
| Really Random Lyrics | Schizophrenic Psycho | Puddle Of Mudd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 567 | |
| George Bush (Iraq Death Toll) | Ty Cobb (Hot Rod Death Toll) | Soundgarden | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 312 | |
| Dirty Laundry (Heidi Fleiss Version) | Dirty Laundry | Don Henley | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 331 | |
| Pedophile | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.9 | 309 |
