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Song Parodies -> "Who Dooked The Urinal?"

Original Song Title:

"You Are So Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe Cocker

Parody Song Title:

"Who Dooked The Urinal?"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Inspired by South Park episode #1009, "The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce." Sung mainly by Mr. Macke. All words in brackets and parentheses are not parodied lyrics, but sound bites to be added to a recording.
[innocent piano intro]

Who dooked the urinal? (m'kay)
Not peed
Deuce in the urinal
Bad deed
Mystery.....
Who squeezed out this mud monkey?
Fudge dragon from their cheeks
{hahahahahaha!}
Who dooked the urinal? (m'kay)
Funny...
{hahahahahaha!}

Who dooked this urinal? (m'kay)
Tell me..
Dooked our poor urinal
[boys]: Not Me! {hahahahaha!}
Answer me!...
Who laid this chocolate hot dog? (m'kay)
For all the world to see?
{hahahahahaha!!}

Who dooked the urinal? (m'kay)
TELL ME!......
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Matthias - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Whew... For a second I thought this was another "You're Beautiful" parody........ By the way I never seen this episode, but loved the m'kay line... It totally made my day
TJC - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
What was John Wayne doing in a urinal? (jez kiddin'....) Funny and like Matthias, I'll have to track down that, er. um... nugget of an episode...
alvin rhodes - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
i know who did it..but i ain't sayin'....i've heard south park al is sending one in about the same subject...great job here...5s
Mr. Macke - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, so you think that's funny, mmm? How would you like it if someone came to your house and pinched off a loaf on your Mom's face?
Hardly Boys - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I think I'm getting a clue.

Yeah, a big clue.

Yeah, a big raging clue!

My clue is so big...

Let's follow my clue!

My clue is pointing this way.
John Barry - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Urine in fine form.
2Eagle - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
That Is just what I think of that song. That treakly weenie song makes my teeth hurt.
Adagio - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Fulla s***, Jack! lol 5's
Jason - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Well Written Red Ant. At least you didn't get 1ed this time. 555s for you as usual.
AFW - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This would be perfect for poorCeline to record...good work, here
Jack Wilson - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 555!
PMS - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Two funny!!!!
Stuart McArthur - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
nice way to trot all your mud monkey euphemisms, Jack - and then blame them on South Park! - lol - 555
JP - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha. I'm not good at leaving witty comments, but just wanted to say this was hialrious. 555
Red Ant - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Much thanks to Matthias & TJC & Alvin & Mr. Macke & Hardly Boys & John & 2Eagle & Pat & Jason & AFW & Jack W. & PMS & Stu & JP & aoit.

Matthias: There will be more "You're Beautiful" parodies, for sure. After parodying this song, I'm beginning to think this was the "You're Beautiful" of the 70s.

TJC: If you get the chance, you and Matthias should see that episode; it's much more than toilet humor.

Alvin: I know two, butt eye didn't want to soil, I mean spoil, the episode for those that hadn't seen it. I'll be on the lookout for yours.

Mr. Macke and Hardly Boys: Glad to see those who have seen the show commenting here. Just don't get any clue goo on my mom's face, tyvm.

John B: That's because I drink cheap beer. Did I say beer? I meant bottled 94.4% water.

2Eagle: Hmm, it didn't occur to me to satirize this song, though I'm sure someone else has already dropped a brown-eyed bastard on it.

Pat: Not any more, though I had the decency to not defile a poor, unsupecting urinal. I did leave the seat up, though

Jason: Yep, I seem to have avoided the colon-bomb this time.

AFW: Celine has butchered enough covers, don't you think?

Jack Wilson: Big thanks, man!

PMS: Only two-funny? Well, better than one-funny! ;)

Stu: I had more, butt there's only so much you can cram into a short song. I suppose I could have doubled the length of the parody, but I like all of you and want to minimize your collective suffering. =)

JP: That was witty enough; thanks for not dropping a sh*tty comment!

aoit: I have a few other parodies about making mookie -stinks, pinching loaves of butt-bread, and so on. If you dig hard and deep in my catalog, you can find some nuggets to treasure.
Jack Wilson - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
You're welcome!!
aoit - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm the REAL aoit. The person who commented as me is an impostor. The truth is, I hate toilet parodies. I'm not dissing this one, however. I DKTOS so I won't vote.
the REAL aoit - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Just so no one gets confused, the October 19th comment is mine; the one that got deleted was not.

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