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Song Parodies -> "Who Dooked The Urinal?"

Original Song Title:

"You Are So Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Joe Cocker

Parody Song Title:

"Who Dooked The Urinal?"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Inspired by South Park episode #1009, "The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce." Sung mainly by Mr. Macke. All words in brackets and parentheses are not parodied lyrics, but sound bites to be added to a recording.
[innocent piano intro]

Who dooked the urinal? (m'kay)
Not peed
Deuce in the urinal
Bad deed
Who squeezed out this mud monkey?
Fudge dragon from their cheeks
Who dooked the urinal? (m'kay)

Who dooked this urinal? (m'kay)
Tell me..
Dooked our poor urinal
[boys]: Not Me! {hahahahaha!}
Answer me!...
Who laid this chocolate hot dog? (m'kay)
For all the world to see?

Who dooked the urinal? (m'kay)
TELL ME!......
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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Matthias - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Whew... For a second I thought this was another "You're Beautiful" parody........ By the way I never seen this episode, but loved the m'kay line... It totally made my day
TJC - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
What was John Wayne doing in a urinal? (jez kiddin'....) Funny and like Matthias, I'll have to track down that, er. um... nugget of an episode...
alvin rhodes - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
i know who did it..but i ain't sayin'....i've heard south park al is sending one in about the same subject...great job here...5s
Mr. Macke - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, so you think that's funny, mmm? How would you like it if someone came to your house and pinched off a loaf on your Mom's face?
Hardly Boys - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I think I'm getting a clue.

Yeah, a big clue.

Yeah, a big raging clue!

My clue is so big...

Let's follow my clue!

My clue is pointing this way.
John Barry - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Urine in fine form.
2Eagle - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
That Is just what I think of that song. That treakly weenie song makes my teeth hurt.
Adagio - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Fulla s***, Jack! lol 5's
Jason - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Well Written Red Ant. At least you didn't get 1ed this time. 555s for you as usual.
AFW - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This would be perfect for poorCeline to record...good work, here
Jack Wilson - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 555!
PMS - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Two funny!!!!
Stuart McArthur - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
nice way to trot all your mud monkey euphemisms, Jack - and then blame them on South Park! - lol - 555
JP - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha. I'm not good at leaving witty comments, but just wanted to say this was hialrious. 555
Red Ant - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Much thanks to Matthias & TJC & Alvin & Mr. Macke & Hardly Boys & John & 2Eagle & Pat & Jason & AFW & Jack W. & PMS & Stu & JP & aoit.

Matthias: There will be more "You're Beautiful" parodies, for sure. After parodying this song, I'm beginning to think this was the "You're Beautiful" of the 70s.

TJC: If you get the chance, you and Matthias should see that episode; it's much more than toilet humor.

Alvin: I know two, butt eye didn't want to soil, I mean spoil, the episode for those that hadn't seen it. I'll be on the lookout for yours.

Mr. Macke and Hardly Boys: Glad to see those who have seen the show commenting here. Just don't get any clue goo on my mom's face, tyvm.

John B: That's because I drink cheap beer. Did I say beer? I meant bottled 94.4% water.

2Eagle: Hmm, it didn't occur to me to satirize this song, though I'm sure someone else has already dropped a brown-eyed bastard on it.

Pat: Not any more, though I had the decency to not defile a poor, unsupecting urinal. I did leave the seat up, though

Jason: Yep, I seem to have avoided the colon-bomb this time.

AFW: Celine has butchered enough covers, don't you think?

Jack Wilson: Big thanks, man!

PMS: Only two-funny? Well, better than one-funny! ;)

Stu: I had more, butt there's only so much you can cram into a short song. I suppose I could have doubled the length of the parody, but I like all of you and want to minimize your collective suffering. =)

JP: That was witty enough; thanks for not dropping a sh*tty comment!

aoit: I have a few other parodies about making mookie -stinks, pinching loaves of butt-bread, and so on. If you dig hard and deep in my catalog, you can find some nuggets to treasure.
Jack Wilson - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
You're welcome!!
aoit - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm the REAL aoit. The person who commented as me is an impostor. The truth is, I hate toilet parodies. I'm not dissing this one, however. I DKTOS so I won't vote.
the REAL aoit - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Just so no one gets confused, the October 19th comment is mine; the one that got deleted was not.

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