-> "Halloween Scare/Candy Bowl"
Original Song Title:
"Scarborough Fair/Canticle"
Parody Song Title:
"Halloween Scare/Candy Bowl"
The Lyrics
You are getting a Halloween scare..
Banshees, wraiths eat kiddies on sight....
This Hallowed Eve a tail of despair..
Sing to your kids give them a fright..
Children they dress up for sugary sweets
(on the side of a hill is a ravenous beast)
Costumes made, sun's setting it's time
(lacing of candy is not a concern)
They're out in streets, for tri-ick or treat
(werewolves and scarecrows for feasts they are prowlin')
What was that? oh nothing you're fine
(teens unaware of the carrion crawls)
Children are knocking on neighborhood doors
(and answers the doorknock, a man with no teeth)
What's your age? Oh. um. me? I'm nine
(rose from the grave he's so very feared)
Between the salt taffy and choc'late smores
(the children scream think Succubus has come)
What was that? oh nothing you're fine..
Children are eating all the sugar they fidget
(marshmallows, Rieces and choc'late medallions)
Hershey's great, Cadbury is slime
(Kids are sleepin they've gotten their fill)
If you don't brush at all, the dentist you'll visit
(the bacteria come, enamel is now rotten)
Trick or treat a true love of mine
You are getting a Halloween scare..
Banshees, wraiths eat kiddies on sight....
This melody a song of nightmare..
Sing to your kids give them a fright..
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