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Song Parodies -> "One Way To NOT Sing The ABCs"

Original Song Title:

"The ABC Song"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"One Way To NOT Sing The ABCs"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

This is the drunk driver version of the ABC song.
Officer: "Sir, could you recite the alphabet for me?"
Motorist: "Sure, occifer!" [hic!]

B.A.C's,
A BFD?,*
Hold I Just,
Kan't, Let Me Need-O Pee,
cute aRe, Sluts,
goT VD
Where is my, X, wife, You'll Zee

[Officer playing along]:

Now I know your BAC
Won't you come to jail with me!

[Now serious]:
You have the right.....

[Motorist]:

Yesterday, all my troubles...
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher.

BAC= Blood Alcohol Content. BFD= Big F***ing Deal

Don't drive drunk!

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JP - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha, that was some funny stuff, Ant. 5's.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(Don't) Hit the road Jack! ;-)
TJC - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever... (SOTM, yeah, GD / There's some love from TJC!)
Jason - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job Red Ant! Its nice to see parodies of the ABC Song that you can actually sing along to! Im just wondering if you saw my ABC Parody titled "The Tale of Blake's Cooking Skills". I know Kristof Robertson did one called "The Tale Of Abe's Incarnation". I was thinking of using the Abe name in mine but thought that my be plagrism, so I decided to use the Blake name instead. I also liked the non-sung parts in the parody as well, especially the ending. 555 for you.
Matthias - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Dish Wash *hiccup* Great!!! I expect that check in the mail, for the tell of my life!
Meriadoc - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever! :-)
PMS - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Blowing a .555 for this! Way funny.
Stuart McArthur - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
very very clever Jack (to one-up Merry!) - 555
Red Ant - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks JP, Peter, TJC, Jason, Matthias, Merry, PMS and Stu.

TJC: I'll try to get something else together for SOTM, but thanks all the same.

Jason: I don't think so; I'll check it out in a bit.
Adagio - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
That was cute and funny, Jack!
alvin rhodes - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
ya did a lot with a little
Agrimorfee - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
You solved the ABC Song Dilemma! 555
Red Ant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, Alvin and Agrimorfee.
Dee Range - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL...I have a friend who actually DID 'sing' his abc's to a cop. Didn't help him, either....and he's got a pretty decent voice. 555

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