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Song Parodies -> "Unsavory Folks"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"Unsavory Folks"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
Rapists and burglars - and forgers and scammers
Arsonists, murderers, Internet spammers
Of course all the losers who make kiddie porn
This sordid crew really should be un-born
Those Neo-Nazis and suicide bombers
And all the wannabe Jeff-er-ey Dahmers
Rednecks who shout out "Let's Bash Us A Queer!"
Are some more who that I wish were un-here
Emos who think that their bleeding's romantic
James Cameron for directing "Titanic"
MTV for too much "Road Rules" re-aired
(I'll change my tune: I *GUESS* they can be spared!)
Rabid dogs? Bye!
Vapid blogs die!
(and dumb TV ads!)
Let us be rid of these unpopular guys
As well as all dead.. beat.. dads...
Talentless singers with awful renditions
Ambulance chasers, most all politicians!
People who don't treat their animals well
These all deserve the worst seating in Hell
Almost included that nut Dennis Rodman
But I benched him for Osama Bin Laden
Seventy virgins aren't waiting for him
More like a cruise with a reaper quite grim
Torturers, saboteurs, drug lords and traitors
As well as oppressive foreign dictators
Topping that list is, of course, Kim Jong Il
These are bad dudes, and they ought to be [censored]
They're plain evil
Worthless people
Or just really bad
I sing you a list of unsavory folks
That when all gone we'll.. be... glad!...
Arsonists, murderers, Internet spammers
Of course all the losers who make kiddie porn
This sordid crew really should be un-born
Those Neo-Nazis and suicide bombers
And all the wannabe Jeff-er-ey Dahmers
Rednecks who shout out "Let's Bash Us A Queer!"
Are some more who that I wish were un-here
Emos who think that their bleeding's romantic
James Cameron for directing "Titanic"
MTV for too much "Road Rules" re-aired
(I'll change my tune: I *GUESS* they can be spared!)
Rabid dogs? Bye!
Vapid blogs die!
(and dumb TV ads!)
Let us be rid of these unpopular guys
As well as all dead.. beat.. dads...
Talentless singers with awful renditions
Ambulance chasers, most all politicians!
People who don't treat their animals well
These all deserve the worst seating in Hell
Almost included that nut Dennis Rodman
But I benched him for Osama Bin Laden
Seventy virgins aren't waiting for him
More like a cruise with a reaper quite grim
Torturers, saboteurs, drug lords and traitors
As well as oppressive foreign dictators
Topping that list is, of course, Kim Jong Il
These are bad dudes, and they ought to be [censored]
They're plain evil
Worthless people
Or just really bad
I sing you a list of unsavory folks
That when all gone we'll.. be... glad!...
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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LOL loved it! 555 here
Clever and funny! (My, how time flies...February already? 5's for all the guys we want to get rid of. : )
Very clever, Jack...but if Osama reads this he'll probably "1" yah...
Missed ya, dude... Comprehensive list, done as well as usual, and Fives just for throwing in Cameron. But I must be rusty... can't figure out the rhyme for "II".
And then the future will hold more unsavory folks to deal with! First on my list, OJ. Pretty thorough job 555
outstanding
Wouldn't want to meet these folks in a parody alley, or even a dark parody
So true, and so well said..
Talk about ANT-i-social! But a five for most of these choices. Now, if we can just add most Met fans, Kevin Federline, and my evil twin Bernard...
Beautiful parody Red Ant, I see you are much more than a nice messageboard guy-you are also a talented writer-555
Eleg-ANT work as always
Thanks Jack, Pat, Paul, TT, Yoidy, Alvin, Matthias, AFW, Michael, Dave and PMS.
Pat: I took out a loan on my February inspiration and spent the money here. ;)
Paul: I was thinking Dennis Rodman would be more likely to hit me with a 3-point shot for benching him in favor of Osama...
Tommy Turtle: Answered that in the comments on one of your parodies today. You've been missed, too.
Yoidy: One word: sequel!
Matthias: These people are why I'm for the death penalty.
Mike and PMS: Funny puns there.
Pat: I took out a loan on my February inspiration and spent the money here. ;)
Paul: I was thinking Dennis Rodman would be more likely to hit me with a 3-point shot for benching him in favor of Osama...
Tommy Turtle: Answered that in the comments on one of your parodies today. You've been missed, too.
Yoidy: One word: sequel!
Matthias: These people are why I'm for the death penalty.
Mike and PMS: Funny puns there.
The death penalty for vapid blogs! I love it!!
great stuff Jack (Cameron is emphasised Camer-ON I take it in the US? j/k) - and touche for the emos - now THERE'S a target! - and surely this OS is getting up there into the amiright hall of fame, yes? - 555
Thanks Stu, and shyt!: I had the original spelling as "Camoron", pronounced Ca-MORE-ON, but somehow I spelled his name correctly. Such an unfortunate un-typo... And yes, this song is in the top 10 all-time parodied songs here (over 100 entries now).
Stu, Red Ant was cleverly punning on Cameron's name and occupation... He's a director, so his name is a contraction of "Camera On". Right, Jack?
TT had never thought of doing this OS, but yours is giving me ideas for a "slightly" different spin... might be up right after he New Year starts. Will credit you for the inspiration, of course.
TT had never thought of doing this OS, but yours is giving me ideas for a "slightly" different spin... might be up right after he New Year starts. Will credit you for the inspiration, of course.
that's good TT, although I like the idea of Ca-MORON a tiny tad (that's a "TT") better ;-)
:-)
Great stuff, Jack - say, do you know "I've Got A Little List" from the Mikado? It runs a bit like this (just a hundred-and-something years off the pace).
Thanks Phil, and no, I'm not familiar with that song.
just reread this Jack and I must applaud your addition of the words 'unhere' and 'unborn' to the 'unthere' I once used with this OS :-)
Bravo! Still as good the 2nd time around.... This parody is full of the worst scum in the world today that I had to go and "pirate" the song off the internet to sing along.
(ABC) Brilliant pacing, rhyme-schemes, and word-play!
(ABC-U) Most excellent. Such a bright, cheery song for such horrible people. :-)
(ABC3) Very good, indeed! --But I still don't know what dirty rhymes with Kim Jong Il!
Thanks Stu, Matthias, Johnny D, Wolverine and Agrimorfee. Aggy, the rhyme is a bit off: the [censored] word is "killed". Not that I really advocate anyone's death, but if I were a gambling man...
(ABC3-U) I've never heard of 'killed' being blanked. 'Gun' maybe, even 'ass', but not 'killed'. Anyways, great job again, Jack!
Enjoyed :) Loved the "un-here" bit. 5's
Of course there are a few I could add to the list, but this one covered the worst of them. Good work!
Thanks pieman, Peregrin and MM. In case Stu doesn't get my email, here are my votes for the U round (MB is still down): 5 points to Agrimorfee, 4 points to Matthias, 3 points to Bobpiecheese, 2 points to Johnny D and 1 point to Wolverine. Thanks.
LOL ... Yes! I agree! I especially enjoyed: "People who don't treat their animals well These all deserve the worst seating in Hell"
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