( intro )

Load up on drugs, bring girl friends,
It sucks to lose, an erection,
She's really bored, but I'm insured,
I know I have a miracle.

It grows, it grows, it grows, my pole ( x3 )

With the lights on, Captain Courageous
Here he is now, enterain-us
Im heroic, and outrageous
Here it goes now, enter fallice
Like Niagra, With Levitra,
Take Viagra, For Libido
Yeah!

I'm worse at what I do best,
This damned E.D. I do detest,
My little friend's not always been,
But always will need drugs again.

It grows, it grows, it grows, my pole ( x3 )

With the lights on, Captain Courageous
Here he is now, enterain-us
Im heroic, and outrageous
Here it goes now, enter fallice
Like Niagra, With Levitra,
Take Viagra, For Libido
Yeah!

( solo+1 )

Now don't regret,
Just what it takes,
And " YAY! " I say it is worthwhile
It now is hard, not hard to find
My pole, whenever, Priaprize*

It grows, it grows, it grows, my pole ( x3 )

With the lights on, Captain Courageous
Here he is now, enterain-us
Im heroic, and outrageous
Here it goes now, enter fallice
Like Niagra, With Levitra,
Take Viagra, For Libido.

No denial ( x9 )

( spent outro )