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Song Parodies -> "Queasy (I'm So)"

Original Song Title:

"It's So Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Queasy (I'm So)"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Lyrics here. There is a MIDI for this song but it is beyond awful. If you have the "Appetite For Destruction" CD, this is track #2.
[intro]

I seek assistance 'cuz I'm in distress
I'm turning green, bad food I guess
About to heave up my insides
Food's ready to leave

I'm uneasy, queasy
And vomit it is comin' be-lieve me, maybe?
I'm so queasy, queasy
And vomit it is comin' believe me

Gut is thrashin' left and right
I think I'll die within bathroom sight
I may expire,
But I made it just in time
To paint the walls with my insides

Still I'm queasy, queasy
More vomit it is comin' be-lieve me, maybe?
Yeah I'm still queasy, queasy
The foreign bodies tryin' to leave me
[tempo change]
So quea..sy,
And nothing is relievin'
I don't feel.. all right
Will I make it through the night?
See.., me.., puke.., spew...,
You're.., grossed.. ow-ow-out
HUH!
[spoken to nearest bystander]
You see me ralphin' here?
You could be some.. use
Go get Pepto
RIGHT NOW!

[solo]
[bystander returns with mysterious fluid]

You got somethin' for stomach?
So that's what I'll use
Now I've downed this I'll just wait for a few
Insides, well they feel not much better for sure
I'M NOT CURED!

Still I'm queasy, queasy
Now diarrhea's comin' believe me, maybe?
Still uneasy, queasy
Now diarrhea's comin' believe me
[tempo change]
Still quea..sy,
And nothing is relievin'
I don't feel all right
Will I make it through the night?
Just walk.. with me
I need some care 'cuz I might blow
I'll try.. to warn you
But won't get much warning when the chunks do flow

I'm so queasy
So friggin queasy
So darn queasy
[repeat last 3 lines ad nauseum for "outro"]
copyright 2005+ Red Ant

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Adagio - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll be back when I find this OS and your other one for today.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
555, if only because I had this idea myself. This is the third time I see you using the same title to the same song with the same idea I had (the previous two being 'Music 2005' to 'American Pie' and 'Inform Us' to 'Informer,' the latter never took off the ground). My 'I'm So Queasy' was about all the different causes of nausea and featured lines like "her hairy knees, her hairy chest" and "I drink and dine at the same time (...) I hit the toilet every time" and "BESIDES... you there is domperidon too... for my hole!" Not a lot of good taste in there, but I tried to erect an 'Appetite For Distraction' album to make up for my poor 'Sweet Child To Slice' parody. It featured songs like "Oughta Pet Me," "You're Tasty," and "Think I'll Buy Two." But they'll never live, because I no longer write parodies. I just read 'em now. Dude, your parody is super.
Peter Andersson - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Because of the "maybe?" x 3 I started to expect a punchline at the end, in terms of speculation about what had made you queasy (listening to hollaback girl, watching MTV, females with hairy moles, anything) but it never came. A bit of an anticlimax I think. But OK in every other aspect.
Red Ant - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, YAD and Peter.

Yet Another Dutchman, I'd love to see some of those titles from you, even the same title as this parody you have lines worked out very differently than I did. I have two working titles for "Rocket Queen"; just don't know what to do with the outro (other than skip it). Glad you liked this.

Peter, the "maybe" was more along the lines of the uncertainty of not knowing which orifice might let go at any second or if said let go will happen, though MTV could have been included in the outro.
Adagio - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Seems to follow great to me...I listened to a sample of the actual track in the Destruction CD listed at the right of the parody...it gives about a 30 sec. sample. I really liked (?) the line "I think I'll die within bathroom sight". I also liked your ad nauseum for an outro. 5's
Stevie I - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Queasily all 5s. Urp.
AFW - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
You might need a flu shot...fives
Red Ant - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat, Stevie and AFW.
MrMacphisto - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... I can see Axel singing this after a particularly wild night... 5-5-5
Yet Another Dutchman - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
That's bull. If you're creative, you can use Rocket Queen's outro to your advantage in the parody (you can probably think of something for both working titles). "even the same title as this parody you have lines worked out very differently than I did." That sentence has a loop. I understand what you mean, but I can't help but think that something is missing from it, grammar-wise. (nag, nag, nag :-)) I still need to acclaim you for mixing puke with diarrhea in one parody, heh, heh, heh, I love it... I know, I'm sick.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
'Anything Goes' and 'Rocket Queen' were the only two I had not yet had any ideas for, but I've been playing around with 'Rocket Queen' a bit this morning and have found that the outro can be utilized well indeed... I think you could make 'Rocket Queen''s outro work in a by either making the lyrics a contrast with the first two verses and chorus, or by making it something totally off-beat. Like when you do 'Racket Queen,' you can turn the outro into a tennis match, or when it's 'Bucket Queen' you might do a commercial for buckets. This is totally random, but you'd have to see it in a parody.
Red Ant - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks MrMacphisto.

Yet Another Dutchman, apologies for the horrible grammar. The outro for "Rocket Queen" is almost like another song, but you are correct, I could do something with it to my advantage. The titles I had was "Rocker's Dream", which was shelved b/c it would in all likelyhood wind up whatfreaks material or too similiar to TOS. The other was "Pocket Queens", about poker. "I've seen every hand imaginable, pass before my eyes../But if you're gonna fold anything, you better fold that pair of 9s/ Here I am, with pocket queens/they might beat a little pair so better lay down those 3s."

About my name, wasn't sure how many (if any) people caught on to that, thanks for noticing.
Johnny D - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I like how you demarcated the tempo changes --- and employed other typographical devices to illustrate emphasis and pacing.
Ethan Mawyer - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC Q - It's good, but i thought it was a little too much of a 1 joke song to be 5's worthy.
Kristof Robertson - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) The title was SO appropriate, Antman...I too felt queasy after reading it. 555
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D, Ethan and Kristof.
A. Person - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I've never heard TOS at all. Probably because it was never a hit (at least in the US). What album was it on?
Red Ant - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
A Person, you are correct that it wasn't a hit and I don't even recall this OS getting airplay, probably because a) Welcome to the Jungle, Paradise City, Sweet Child o' Mine and Mr. Brownstone were infinitely more popular and b) TOS has a few naughty words. It is on the Appetite for Destruction CD, track #2.
A. Person - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you.
carly_carlz - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I got a cure for your malady... ALL 5's!

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