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Song Parodies -> "Metallica's Skid"

Original Song Title:

"Invisible Kid"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Metallica's Skid"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? MIDI Here and Lyrics, reply #4. The first 4 minutes of this song are pretty good, but again copy/paste ruins it completely.
[55 second intro that is actually good]

Metallica's skid
Anger is on a drip
I'd say its a gyp
Quality has dipped

Metallica's skid
Got disgraced and disowned
Should have left it alone
Reviews were known

Metallica's skid
Anger is on a drip
It sucks its a gyp
Quality has dipped

Metallica's skid
Got disgraced and disowned
Should have left it alone
Reviews were known


Metallica's skid
Mocked today 'cause you're lame
And deserves to be flamed
Tracks sound the same

Metallica's skid
Copy/pasted too much
It is your crutch
And in short that sucks

Metallica's skid
Mocked today 'cause you're lame
And deserves to be flamed
Tracks sound the same

Metallica's skid
Copy/pasted too much
It is your crutch
And in short that sucks, yes


The lyrics light
The snare's too tight
No solos why?, such disaster...

Here's my say, it's throw away
Inconsistent far from great
Here's my say, it's throw away
Not okay, displeased I'll say so far...

Anger so far
Its hurting my ears
Hopin' to find
A good song right here's (one now)
Anger so far
Its hurting my ears
Hopin' to find
A good song right here's (one now)


Metallica's skid
Anger is on a drip
I'd say its a gyp
Quality has dipped

Metallica's skid
Got disgraced and disowned
Should have left it alone
Reviews were known

Metallica's skid
Anger is on a drip
It sucks its a gyp
Quality has dipped

Metallica's skid
Got disgraced and disowned
Should have left it alone
Reviews were known


The lyrics light
The snare's too tight
No solos why?, such disaster...

Here's my say, it's throw away
Inconsistent far from great
Here's my say, it's throw away
Not okay, displeased I'll say so far...

Anger so far
Its hurting my ears
Hopin' to find
A good song right here's (one now)
Anger so far
Its hurting my ears
Hopin' to find
A good song right here's (one now)

[ 4:35 minute mark, break, this is where
Metallica seriously FUBARed a decent song
by making it 4 minutes longer than it needed to be]

[this next section is some of the worst singing and
lyrics I have ever heard in my entire life *cringe*]

Mroww..., is a cat in your throat?
It sounds that way I think to myself
Mroww..., can't you see should have stopped here
We do not want this infection you have
MROWW..MEOW, does a cat have your balls?
This audible sh!t not alone in my gloom
Mroww..., you're a choir boy you are
You sound so bad singing like you're drowning it's hell..

[break]

Metallica's skid
Mocked today 'cause you're lame
And deserves to be flamed
Tracks sound the same

Metallica's skid
Copy/pasted too much
It is your crutch
And in short that sucks

Metallica's skid
Mocked today 'cause you're lame
And deserves to be flamed
Tracks sound the same

Metallica's skid
Copy/pasted too much
It is your crutch
And in short that sucks, yes


The lyrics light
The snare's too tight
No solos why?, such disaster...

Here's my say, it's throw away
Inconsistent far from great
Here's my say, it's throw away
Not okay, displeased I'll say so far...

[still reading? I changed this chorus!]

Broken's you art
I'm singing right here
Shorten your songs
I'm singing right here (right now)
Broken's you art
I'm singing right here
Shorten your songs
I'm singing right here (right now)

[outro]
copyright 2005+ Red Ant Part 5 of my "St. Anguish" CD.

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Tim Mayfield - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Love the cat section. 5's
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I like the cat section too. 555, I agree that this song would be better if it were half as long, what is the shortest song on this CD?
Red Ant - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim and Step-chan. Step-chan, the shortest is "Purify" at 5:13, 5 of the songs are over 7 minutes and 3 are nearly 8:30 in length. The OS still makes no sense but at least it rhymes well, FWIW.
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, cool.
AFW - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Seems like along hard song to parody...but you've done a good job...fives
Billy Boyd - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I used to really like Metallica but they've gotten pretty horrible in the last decade. I don't know this original song, but I definately agree with what you're saying. All 5's.
hannah - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
FREAKING AWESOME!!! loving this it totally works...metallica used 2 b such a cool band but now all these freaking goths worship then and its like...totally back away .... but anyway like totally cool song you got here....awesome parody
MrMacphisto - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
St. Anguish... LOL... great stuff, Red... 5-5-5
Red Ant - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, long yes, hard, not really, finding appropriate rhymes was the hardest part here (one of the few songs so far that actually uses a significant number of them).

Billy Boyd: Thanks, and agreed; I don't even remember the last time I listened to Load or Re-Load (S&M isn't bad, don't have Garage Days Revisited).

Hannah and MrMacphisto: Thank you.
Yet Another Dutchman - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Agree with comments above. The 'ooh, what a good boy you are' verse WAS weird.
Red Ant - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Yet Another Dutchman.
Hitman Feline X - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Even though I'm only 12, I like the older Metallica much better, like Ride The Lightning for example. 555.
Red Ant - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Feline Hitman X (BTW cool screen name). 12 and you know older Metallica? Impressive.

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