Song Parodies -> "Jester, eh?"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Jester, eh?"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Inspired by The neverending challenge of Jesterdays, which was started by our resident "Yesterday" expert, Peter Andersson. To make this a bit more interesting, the entire parody was written without using the letter A once, while still maintaining all of the "ay" sounds. I think I sacrificed a *bit* of coherence in doing so. ;-)

[intro]

Jester, eh?
Sit down lunch on my odd word buffet...
Notice something very weird, no hey!
It's before B, do I convey?

Jokingly
Grime, snot slept in tubs: confusing ye...?
Just some gibberish sung musingly
This jester weighs - in jokingly

Why... we.. love this so
I don't know
Time for survey
I did something wrong
To this song
We turned to prey

Jester, eh?
There is no rule which we will obey
See us flower in our own bouquet
You'll then receive - the jester lei !

Did... I.. go loco
I don't know
Time for survey
I did something wrong
To this song
We turned to prey-ey-ey-ey,

Jester, eh?
Would you run to rob some girl's toupee?
Wipe it in some melted dog sorbet
Then rinse it off - in her bidet !

mmm mmm mmm ...

copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

I hope you enjoy this April Fool's parody, even if it gets posted a day or two late.

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Gosh! You do a song fifteen times and stand alone verses some additional fifty and people start to refere to you as an expert! I've used money much more often than that but the IRS still don't take my economical expertise word on that they ask for more than they should. Well, fifteen or not, it's been quite a while and I do have additional ideas for it so I might take a new crack at it, tomorrow. :-)

Yet Another... - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Yes, I agree with Peter Andersson. Your final verse is just eeeeeevil. Please tell me you never did that for real... or wait (grins) please tell me you DID!

John Barry - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Red "Lewis Carrol" Ant. Brillilg.

MrMacphisto - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

mmmm... Melted dog sourbet... 5-5-5

Adagio - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Good one, Jack!

LucidLupin - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Excellent 5s

Dee Range - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Unique treatment, Red. Very well done. 5's

Red Ant - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Peter, Yet Another Dutchman, John, MrMac, Pat, LeeBee and Dee.

Peter: After 15 parodies of this song, hundreds of partials on the thread and the other 100 or so full parodies here you STILL have new ideas for "Yesterday"? Holy cow. Actually, you referred to yourself as an expert a while back on my "Writer's Block". ;-)

Yet Another Dutchman: Glad to see you back on the site, it has been a while. As for your question, not exactly; it was rat sorbet and I didn't rinse the toupee off, I used it to wipe the rim clean. Just kidding!

Adagio - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment

Ewww either way, of course!

Larry Hensley - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Brilliant stuff!

Stuart McArthur - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

another wonderful Red Ant twist - 555

Adam Eccleshall - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Bizarre... and clever... and given the omission, an excellent precursor to this one by Merry & Pippin
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thebeatles30.shtml

5's

alvin rhodes - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

wow...interesting concept

Tommy Turtle - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Didn't even realize there was a Saturday update. What an April fool I am!.... Would have been good even without the 'A" gimmick; with, really clever, Jck Rd Nt! 555

Red Ant - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Larry, Stu, Adam, Alvin and Tommy Turtle. Next up: parodying the Major-General's Song without using the letter E (not!) - actually, parodying "Let It Be" without using Es would be interesting....

Tommy Turtl - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment

Since ya done me honor with good jobs on other TT suggestions, here's another freebie fer ya:. Since bra size is so popular here, with Rick D. doin' E (huh?) and Cat doin' A, how 'bout a gal who decides not to get implants: "Let It B".
No Es? (and Phi A. and I are soooo impressed there was no apostrophe in yer plural "Es" :) Gal then goes bra shopping: "Fit It: B". You tak it from thr.

Red Ant - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment

Tommy Turtle: Look for "Big For Bs" today. No Es (but still has E sounds), which was no easy task. .

Ommy Urle (no Ts!) - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment

And ya done me proud agin' :) Ya keep doin' em that well, gonna offer more from time to time, if ya don't take offense :)

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