Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Tween Fangeeks"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Smells Like Tween Fangeeks"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Avril's better. No, Hilary is better. etc.. Take a look and decide for yourself. Note: There are a few intelligent comments there, but not many.

(intro)

Load full of dumb, never ends
This thread is moot, but yet again
Now for a year, or slightly more
Their fans, have run, a flaming war

Tween on, and on, and on, how long?
Tween on, and on, and on, how long?
Tween on, and on, and on, how long?
Tween on, and on, and on

Have to say it's, so moronic
Are you people, idiotic?
Is it leet speak, or ebonics?
Now lets try some, hooked on phonics
Hil'ry Duffy, she's so fluffy
Like a bunny, it disgusting, OH!
( yak..........yak )

Now add some fuel, to the flame
This childish thread's, very lame
Amuses me, like dryer lint*
The battle of the pseudonyms

You're dim, so dim, so dim, can't win
You're dim, so dim, so dim, can't win
You're dim, so dim, so dim, can't win
Again, again, again

Have to say it's, so moronic
Are you people, idiotic?
Is it leet speak, or ebonics?
Now lets try some, hooked on phonics
First she's April, now she's Avril
Need some Advil?, I know I do, OH!
( yak..........yak )

( solo )

And some would say, that they both suck
Not really like, I give a f**k
You think I care, then you'd be wrong
Oh Hell, whatever, just flame on

Flame on, and on, and on, and on
Flame on, and on, and on, and on
Flame on, and on, and on, and on
and on, and on, and on

Who is better?, let's be honest
Not tough or punk, have no talent
This all makes me, wanna vomit
How about this?, change the topic !
Please just grow up, 'fore we throw up
We will give up, if you shut up !

Get a life now !
Let it die now !
Get a life now !
Let it die now !
Get a life now !
Let it die now !
Get a life now !
Let it die now !
Let it die now.........

copyright 2005 Red Ant. * This line comes from cleaning the lint from my dryer, which i consider the lowest form of amusement available. Reading that thread was a monumental waste of time, but I had already cleaned the dryer screen.

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Billy Boyd - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment

This was definately one of the better "Smells Like Teen Spirit" parodies I've read. I liked what you had to say in this, and I agree wholeheartedly. All 5's.

Patrick Yoness - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm not sure whether I'm feeling the anger of the original song or your frustrated anger. Good fit, nice pacing.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Bwahahahahaha.... you must plug for this one on the thread in question, to make it one post longer! BTW: Did I mention that your Lifetime NOOB Award will come in the form of lithium-compressed lint? I've already begun to stack (lint). :-)

Red Ant - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Billy Boyd. Thanks Patrick, there is no anger here actually. For Peter: Glad you liked it. Already plugged. No need to collect dryer lint, I make sculptures from mine ( though if you could Photoshop me a newbie award made from lint, that would rock ). :-)

Stephen aka Step-chan - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment

555. Definetly one of the best Teen Spirit parodies I've ever read.

Red Ant - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Step-chan.

Scathe - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Very nice, I'm glad I could help with this idea. This line especially was hilarious: "Is it leet speak, or ebonics? Now lets try some, hooked on phonics"

Red Ant - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Scathe. I was laughing at that part of the chorus as well.

Stuart McArthur - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

yes, it's very cathartic, isn't it Red Ant? - but, live and let live, I say - 555

Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Stuart, and true.

Dominic L. - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Funny parody Red Ant 5's... Hilary Duff is what happens when you work with disney for 9 years before you're 10 years old... glad i don't know anyone like that...

Red Ant - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Dominic. Can't believe the tweens completely overlooked this. Oh well.

Paul Robinson - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Red, finally got around to listening to the OS here...I wasn't sure where I put the CD disk..uhh...it was in my "get around to giving these a good listen someday soon" stack...which had about 1/2 inch of dust on top of it...lol...anyway, nice job pacing to the OS and good story...personally, I think Avril has potential and may be around a while....moving away from the Matrix writing group for her 2nd album and teaming up with the well-regarded Chantal Kreviazuk was probably a good move for a young writer who has expressed a desire to grow and stick around. As always, time will tell...in the meantime, let me throw in some 5's straight across for this piece.

Red Ant - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul, missed your comment last month.

kimmie - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment

F**k you avril lavigne is awesome hil does suck though

Red Ant - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Another satisfied reader ^.

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