Song Parodies -> "Monica ( Lewinsky scandal )"

Original Song Title:

"Black Hole Sun"

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"Monica ( Lewinsky scandal )"

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The Lyrics

Okay, I'm NOT an expert when it comes to politics. If this parody coincides with any particular event X number of years ago it's a coincidence. Not only do we get a Monica bash ( which was majorly stupid of her to " Have a Cigar " so to speak ) but some Clinton bashing too ( both of them ). PS- The single quotation marks are paraphrased words from Slick Willie's " I did not have sexual relations with that woman ". PSS-I'm ONLY referring to this incident, not ANY of Bill Clinton's policies. Comments enabled by accident.

Bulged her eyes, we suppose
No suprise, as we all know
Fat's her face
Rode the snake
The President's disgrace

She's in heat
White House wench
'Neath the oval office desk
Calls her name
In his dreams
He would, like that
Scene again

( chorus 1)
Monica
That was dumb
Don't wash away the stain
Monica
That was dumb
That was dumb

You're so dumb

So he said
' I did not
have sex with that
women friend'
Time has passed
For Bill Clinton
And most times
Hillary's a snake
Pay her dues
But it won't sleep
Linda Tripp recorded *bleep*
Heaven send
Her away
No one, sucks
Like you such a whore

( chorus 1 ) x 2
( chorus 2 )
Monica, Bill Clinton
They're so dumb
Monica, Bill Clinton
They're so dumb
Monica, Bill Clinton
They're so dumb
Monica, Bill Clinton

( solo, well not really )

Shook my head
Not a tear
But one day they'll
Reappear

( chorus 1 ) x2
( chorus 2 ) for fade out

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Rick C - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Well RA, I don't like Clinton but, I do like your parody...5's

Red Ant - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Rick C. I had to throw in that preface to avoid people bombarding this with political slants ( rants ).

Kim West - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

My theory was Clinton just wanted to be more like JFK, but then, he should've gone after a Hollywood starlet and make her sing happy birthday to him. Oh, I found it most interesting that Clinton had to spend hours in sworn deposition over having an affair, but the current president could possibly be bothered to do the same about the events that lead up to 911. Anyway, your song is quite good Red. 555 presidential seals of approval.

Red Ant - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Kim. Yeah, this took less time to make than, nevermind, don't want to get into a political debate.

Scrawny Johnny - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Oh, I did read this one once, but distractions thwarted the voting, so, here you go...

Red Ant - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you Scrawny Johnny.

Stephen aka Step-chan - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment

555. I think that what Clinton and Monica did was dumb(I also think it was a set-up), but I feel the public didn't have to know that much about the situation. Also ,why should any judge believe anyone that keeps a nasty dress?

Red Ant - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Step-chan. No idea the answer to your question.

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