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Song Parodies -> "College Loan Consolidation"
Original Song Title:
"My Generation"
Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"College Loan Consolidation"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
I'm trying to fund ChuckyG's retirement plan with this one.
[intro]
Too many bills got you d-down? (then you need consolidation!)
Get your feet back on the ground (student loan consolidation!)
Do you need some auto quotes?* (advertisin' information!)
A bad credit equity loan? (talkin' loan consolidation!)
You need consolidation!
And friendly consultation, people!
In college years you o...overpayed? (college loan consolidation!)
Have a third mortgage from holi-d-d-days? (ditech loans are here awatin'!)
You don't need a late con-f-f-firmation! (private loan consolidation!)
I'm just talkin' loan consolidation! (federal loan consolidation!)
You need consolidation!
An easier equation, people!
[solo, with ad-libbed vocals]
In college years you o...overpayed? (college loan consolidation!)
Have a third mortgage from holi-d-d-d-d-days? (ditech loans are here awatin'!)
So here is all your information (private loan consolidation!)
I'm just talkin' loan consolidation! (federal loan consolidation!)
You need consolidation!
Live in a debt-reduced nation, people!
Too many bills got you d-down? (Then you need consolidation!)
Get your feet back on the ground (a plus loan consolidation!)
Do you need some auto quotes?* (advertisin' information!)
A bad credit equity loan? (talkin' bout consolidation!)
You need consolidation!
And friendly information, people!
[long, profitable outro!]
Too many bills got you d-down? (then you need consolidation!)
Get your feet back on the ground (student loan consolidation!)
Do you need some auto quotes?* (advertisin' information!)
A bad credit equity loan? (talkin' loan consolidation!)
You need consolidation!
And friendly consultation, people!
In college years you o...overpayed? (college loan consolidation!)
Have a third mortgage from holi-d-d-days? (ditech loans are here awatin'!)
You don't need a late con-f-f-firmation! (private loan consolidation!)
I'm just talkin' loan consolidation! (federal loan consolidation!)
You need consolidation!
An easier equation, people!
[solo, with ad-libbed vocals]
In college years you o...overpayed? (college loan consolidation!)
Have a third mortgage from holi-d-d-d-d-days? (ditech loans are here awatin'!)
So here is all your information (private loan consolidation!)
I'm just talkin' loan consolidation! (federal loan consolidation!)
You need consolidation!
Live in a debt-reduced nation, people!
Too many bills got you d-down? (Then you need consolidation!)
Get your feet back on the ground (a plus loan consolidation!)
Do you need some auto quotes?* (advertisin' information!)
A bad credit equity loan? (talkin' bout consolidation!)
You need consolidation!
And friendly information, people!
[long, profitable outro!]
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher ** The line would be more accurate as "auto q-q-quotes", but that would affect a search engine finding it, and also limit ChuckyG's yacht size. ;-)
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Nice turnaround time! Amazing you were able to consolidate your ideas on this in such a short period of time. 5s.
Good work Red Ant
This parody is consolidated, just right
an anthem for the times...5s
This is great!
555, a good consolidation. ;)
Well, at least you didn't lose any 5s to Ditech... ;-)
Congratulation on "Consolidation."
Fabulous parodization!
You should be in advertising, Jack! Cool stuff. 555
Wonderful write and the title is tops in catchy!
I caught this thread on the messageboard and I, too, am impressed by the speed with which you process debt consolidation loans. Fun stuff, Happy Jack. Let's hope it makes Chucky filthy rich so that he can start a record label to give a home to all of our homeless songs.
By the way, I have dibs on "Car Insurance Quotes and College Loan Consolidation" to "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." I'll never be able to do write it in 45 minutes, however. More like 45 days.
By the way, I have dibs on "Car Insurance Quotes and College Loan Consolidation" to "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." I'll never be able to do write it in 45 minutes, however. More like 45 days.
you're obviously thirsting for ideas, jack - to be able to pounce on a suggestion this quickly - and the perfect OS, to boot! - 555
Thanks Jeff, Karen, AFW, Alvin, Ann, Step-chan, Merry, John, PMS, Kristof, TJC, Spaff, and Stu.
Merry: Nice parodied ad there.
Kristof: That's what Trojan keeps telling me as well (the poster man for birth control: the bass-turds! >:()
Spaff: On or about October 28th, 2006, I fully expect a "Supercalifrag....." parody by you with that title. ChuckyG records? I like the sound of it!
Stu: Actually, I have a ton of ideas, but not the time to complete them all, something that truly sucks. I have to agree with you on the OS choice though.
Merry: Nice parodied ad there.
Kristof: That's what Trojan keeps telling me as well (the poster man for birth control: the bass-turds! >:()
Spaff: On or about October 28th, 2006, I fully expect a "Supercalifrag....." parody by you with that title. ChuckyG records? I like the sound of it!
Stu: Actually, I have a ton of ideas, but not the time to complete them all, something that truly sucks. I have to agree with you on the OS choice though.
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