Song Parodies -> "Frankly, Farmers, It Isn't Mutilated Cattle"

Original Song Title:

"Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle"

Original Performer:

"Frankly, Farmers, It Isn't Mutilated Cattle"

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The Lyrics

DKTOS? Decent cover version on this site. What is cattle mutilation?

[intro]

Maybe you've heard this
His cattle are nervous
UFOs in the sky?.....
Wounds on the carcass
"An Alien Harvest"?
A government plan awry?.....
Is it cultists?
Devil compulsives
Where does the answer lie?.....

Meanwhile his cattle are dropping dead......
His herd of cattle is losing head.....
See all his cattle are dropping dead......
Ah .... yeah.....

Knife-like incisions
Holes cut with precision
No vehicle tracks around.....
Swelling, distention
Oh did I mention?
Their genitals never found.....
Must be vampires
Nocturnal desires
See no droplets of blood on the ground.....

Meanwhile his cattle are dropping dead......
His herd of cattle is losing head.....
Meanwhile the farmers are scratching heads......
Ah .... yeah.....

[solo]

Senses deceiving
I'm not believing
ETs come all this way.....
To probe up our anus'
Do things so heinous
Crop circle communicate.....
My conclusion
Collective delusion
And starting to sound insane.....

Some will take comfort in anything.....
Some will take comfort in anything.....
Some will take comfort in anything.....
Ah .... yeah.....

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Stephen Harrington - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment

5s, very good.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment

I believe this might be the first parody I've seen on this particular UFO twist (and/or satanism not to forget). Enjoyable... well... not the alien butt probing but the parody. As for reality there's a reason most cows are dehorned in infancy nowadays, they can hurt each other pretty bad, even kill each other if a belly is accidentally penetrated so that an artery is opened, sure that's rare, but my fav cow when I was a little kid almost bought the farm (no pun intended) that way. 555.

Joel Martinez - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment

Good Job! Next to "Grandma take me home" "Come as you are" and "Lithium" this is my favorite song!555

Adagio - May 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Eww! The things you describe...lol. Bet these people drive themselves wacky making something out of nothing. 5's

alvin rhodes - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment

darn that frances farmer...lol

Larry Hensley - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment

What a moooooooooving parody

Red Ant - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Step-chan, Peter, Joel, Pat, Alvin and Larry.

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