~~intro~~

[Beavis is annoying Butthead]
{Butthead: "Cut it out Beavis, I'm going to like, uh, sing and stuff."}
{Beavis: "Oh yeah, huh-huh. Sorry about that"}

~Song begins~

Beavis... don't want me for a best friend
Some friend you turned out to be
{Beavis: "Shut up Butthead!"}
Don't expect me to cry
For all the rodents - you had to fry
{Beavis: "FRYER! FRYER!"}
Don't never pass your butt on me
{Beavis: "You shouldn't use double negati..."}
[Butthead smacks Beavis] {Beavis: "Ow, butthole!"}

Like a sissy you'll cry
What a wussy you cry
What a um, something you cry, dumbass
{Beavis: "Shut up fartknocker, you're ruining the song!"}
{Butthead: "Ohhh yeah."}

Beavis... don't want me for a best friend
{Beavis: "Yeah, heh-heh that's better - um wait."}
Some friend you turned out to be
{Beavis: "Shut up Butthead - you suck!"}
Don't expect me to cry
For all the women - and Spanish Fly
{Beavis: "FLYER! FLYER!"}
Don't, uhh - what are the words again?
{Beavis: "Ummmm..... Fly? Yeah! Flies!"}

Don't expect me to fly
Don't expect me to fly
Don't expect me to fly for me

{Beavis: "Um, That doesn't make any sense Butthead."}
{Butthead: "So what, dill-hole. I'm a rock star."}
{Beavis: "Yeah! Now we can get chicks - and score!"}
{Butthead: "Huh huh. You'll never score - watch this."}

Beavis never gets laid
{Beavis: "WHAT!"}
Beavis never gets laid
{Beavis: "Shut up, buttmunch!"}
Beavis never gets laid - for free!
{Beavis: "I hate you Butthead! I'm leaving!"}
{Butthead: "Uh, okay. Hey Beavis,
there's some coffee over here..."}
{Beavis: "Fr-r-r-r-rapachino? hehehe hehehehe"}
[Beavis starts furiously downing coffee. He then
pulls his shirt over his head]

Beavis... just drank a pot of coffee
{Beavis: "I AM CORNHOLIO!"}
Caffeine... it just makes me pee
{Beavis: "TP? I need TP for my BUNGHOLE!"}
Won't be sleeping tonight
{Beavis: "Do you have - TP?!"}
I'm out of paper - 'cause I just wiped
{Beavis: "I need TP - for my PORTFOLIO!}
What-ever, you, uh butt monkey
{Beavis: "ROLIO HOLIO! he hehehe"}

Don't expect me to cry
[Beavis steps away from the microphone,
the above lyric keeps playing until fade-out
since he was lip-syncing the song anyway]
{Butthead: "Um, I rocked. I'm gonna score with those chicks
over there. Hey babe, come to Butthead."}
[Beavis continues the schizo-Cornholio skit, lights dim]

~~The End~~