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alvin rhodes - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment

both 'sly" and "zen"...extra credit for the "grafenberg" reference

Stephen aka Step-chan - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment

555, nice double entedre' there, I love it. I'll be PMing you here shortly. ^___^

AFW - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment

I don't eat Chinese food, but this is tasty

Adagio - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Congratulations on 200! : D I almost missed this, and when I saw the double-entendre title I just had to read it. Glad that I did. Really great one. You said a lot without seeming to say anything, which was extra funny. 5's

Mattthia-son - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Is Vachina a real place? If so I better their more cowardly than the French, those pussies!!!

Scrawny Johnny - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment

It's better than Penice, Italy!

Red Ant - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Alvin, Step-chan, AFW, Pat, Matthias and Scrawny Johnny.

Grafenberg can be a hard place to find but it is well worth it.

Step-chan: Which double entendre? ;-)

AFW: Food? Apparently you caught an angle I overlooked.

Pat: Thanks for noticing the 200.

Matthias: Va-China is real in some universe, but for now it is just a dream. Cowardly, no. Read the Valkyrie link in the top comment and you'll see.

Scrawny Johnny: True, very true.

Stephen aka Step-chan - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment

Double entedre' in general. ^___^

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment

SOTM - I hate to ask an anticlimatic question here, but is the G in Grafenberg also the G you never find on the spot and in the acronym named as if you usually did? :-)

Red Ant - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Peter, and yes, it is that G.

Agrimorfee - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Quite weird (for you) and double-entrendiesque. You gave it a quality just like the OS, of a big and brassy Broadway show. It sounds like the beginning of thematic project---I dare you to continue this theme with the rest of "Annie"!

Adagio - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Already voted and commented.

Agrimorfee - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) see above

Cat - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Do I see a hint of Spaff's classic "Uranus!" in here, Red Ant? This one deserves deification as well.

Max Power - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment

SOTM-Good one.

bobpiecheese - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Gotta love parallel universes. :)

Tommy Turtle - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

I c*nt say enough about this interesting parallel universe of yours. Congrats on 200, on working in Frigg and Ernst Grafenberg. Are you sure it's your heart that's throbbing?

Re our previous discussions of spam filters on this site, after reading this parody I now understand that "TWIT control" is a typo.

TT - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Forgot to tell ya I voted.... Five fingers.

Confission - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) i don't know much about china or valhalla or even.. vagina, but i thought this was excellent

Johnny D - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Eerily reminiscient of Robert Lund's colonic ode!

Phil Alexander - February 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Thought I'd commented here already: must have voted, though. Written very tongue in.. er.. cheek.. ;-)

wannabemustangjockey - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Interesting. Odd, but interesting.

Larry Hensley - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Maybe we could get Bush to move over there and be their leader. He has the right name, anyway. 5's

Red Ant - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee, Pat, Cat, Max, bob, TT, Confission, Johnny D, Phil, wbmj and Larry.

Cat and Johnny D: Given the innumberable versions of lyrics I found for this song I did follow what Spaff had format-wise, though I also listened to TOS (one version of it anyway) to make this.

TT: I originally had "vein" instead of "heart".

Yoidy - April 15, 2007 - Report this comment

Now I know the meaning of "digging all the way to China!" 555

Michael McVey - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment

Are there any monologues in VaChina?

Wolverine - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment

(ABC-V) Great Job. I'd say Loki had his part inspiring this parody.

Johnny D - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment

(ABC) See below - er, I mean, above!

Kristof Robertson - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment

(ABC3V) China conquered by the Valkyries? Talk about stretching an idea to its limits for the sake of a pun!!! Truly original, Jack. 555

Red Ant - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks Yoidy, MM, Wolverine, JD and Kristof.

Michael: I don't know... let me get back to you on that one.

Kristof: It was more stretching limits to be able to post it here rather than whatfreaks... that version should be "up" in a few days... =)

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