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Song Parodies -> "Win, With Chains"

Original Song Title:

"Winds of Change"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"Win, With Chains"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Click here for the video. A parody written for War Metal players, a FB game.
I show up in your news
Every day you lose!
I'm going for the win, and chained...!

So often I click [Fight!]
Ten or twenty times
Going for the win, and chained...!


I'm coming with the Wing
Attacking once again
Bet you wish we were close, like allies!
The writing's on your wall
"No offense, I kill you all!"
Going for a win, I'll chain...!

"ADD MEE!!!"
Is a tragic, pending omen
Of a gory... fight
Where the soliders of tomorrow
Die today... (right away)!
In a endless chain!

Trolling the DB
Finding enemies
And kick 'em in the azz - forever!
I show up in your news
Every day you lose!
I'm going for the win, and chained...!

Hate... me?
Don't make stupid, vulgar comments
And the more... you whine
Means the more you'll die tomorrow
Endlessly...
It's you and me!

"ADD MEE!!!"
Is a tragic, pending omen
Of a gory... fight
Where the soliders of tomorrow
Die today... (right away!)
In a endless chain! (a winless shame!)

An endless chain for days
Your losses stat will climb
See it's tokens that I crave
You wont heal up, so you just die
Want my Mister Juggernaut
More stamina's what I bring....!

[long battle solo]

Take... me
In an awesome battle moment
In a storied... fight
Where the warlords have no sorrow
Come see me
In PvP!

Join... me
In the magic of the moment
For the glory...: FIGHT!
When the warlords of tomorrow
Come of age... They'll win with chains!
"chaining" is repeatedly hitting someone until the are dead. PvP is Player vs Player. Juggernaut is a unit that requires 1000 tokens, which only drop from other players. ADD ME is a major source of spam on the DB (discussion board, same as a forum), which pisses off everyone. Wing is currently the best formation one can have.

Copyright 2010+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher

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Phil Nelson - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Not familiar with it, but well done
Andria - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent job here, Ant, and although I don't know what an FB game is (Facebook game?, football game?), I enjoyed the parody. 5s, and please write more than two parodies this year. They're that good. ;-)
Matthias - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I also had no idea what this song was about.... This isn't fair, you come back after not writing anything for months and what you come back with is something I know nothing about and makes me confused trying to understand what is going on in this parody!
UnKnownVotrix - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
SquireMatt, I recall that Lord L'ANT Rouge is a man desirious of physical pain . . . whips . . chains . . . LeatherLassies . .. . chaps, perchance ? ! ? ! . . . I trust that this clears up the matter, Sir ?
Red Ant - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Andria, it is FaceBook. UKV: no S&M theme here, tho one could certainly be written to this OS lol.
TJC - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Great stuff and great to see you back!

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