{Dick Cheney}:

Ah, Bush it!
Ah, Bush it!

{George Bush}:

Oooh, Cheney, Cheney!
Crazy Cheney
Oooh, Cheney, Cheney!
C-c-crazy Cheney!

Wiretap this!

{Cheney}:

Ah, Bush it!
Ah, Bush it!
Ah, Bush it!
George, Bush it!

{George Bush}:

Get down with this!
(or you're)
A terrorist!

Now, Cheney!

{Together}:
Bush and Cheney's here!
B-b-b-b-b-b-bush and Cheney's here!
B-b-b-b-bush and Cheney's here!
Bush and Cheney, Bush and Cheney, Bush and Cheney's here!
Bush .... and Cheney's here!

{Condi Rice, aka DJ "Spin"derella}:

"Uh, wait the minute, Dick,
this dance ain't not fer everyone.
Only the chosen rednecks
So all you red-staters, get on out house an' dance
Dance fer God!"

{Together}:
Bush and Cheney's here, our ratings have went
We made some *small* mistakes
We're here to say - pull the Vice - off the President
{Cheney}: C'mon George, let us show the folks what we know
{Bush}: The US is number one: number two's in the bowl
{Cheney}: Just Bush it!

{Together}:
Ah, Bush it! - Bush is good
Ah, Bush it! - Dick is real good
Ah, Bush it! - Wish we could
All, Bush it! B-bullshit real good!


{Harry Whittington}:

"Hey... OW!"

{Cheney, under his breath}:

Got him good!

{Bush}: Oooh, Cheney, Cheney!
Crazy Cheney
Oooh, Cheney, Cheney!
C-c-crazy Cheney!

{Together}:

Bush it good!
Bullshit real good!
Ah, Bush it!

All, bullshit!

{Bush}:

So our economy's dropped
Good news! That means Lead China's fixed
Legislation's passed - there will be no more conflicts

{Cheney}:

Can't you hear my heart is pumpin' hard?

{Bush}:

"May God wish you wood. Don't push it"

{Cheney}: Pull it good?

{Together}:

BUSH it good!
Bush is real good!
Now whip it!
Wh-whip it real good!

~~spoken part not in the song~~

{Bush}: "Dick, do you think the youngsters will get that Devo referendum?"
{Cheney}: "It's a no brainer. I hope so, but if not, we'll waterboard 'em. . ."
{Bush}: "Dick, the microphone is still on."
{Cheney}: "Ooops."

~~end spoken part~~

{Together}: Get up on this! (x4)

{Bush}: Now, we have to be going

{Cheney, with a bad Ray Davies impression}:

"You got me so I don't know what I'm doing"

~~spoken part to fade out~~

{Bush}: "Dick, what the heck was that? You sounded awful."
{Cheney}: "That was my impersonation of Ray Davies
getting waterboarded. Lola was MY girl, dammit!"
{Bush}: ". . . I didn't need to know that, Dick. As the president,
there's a lot of things I don't need to know, but. . .
did we ever waterboard that David Lee Goth fellow?
{Cheney}: "Yes. Twice."
{Bush}: "Good. I never liked that Van Helsing movie."

~~The End~~